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5 Games That Will Get You Laid: V-LIST #2


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·Nov 10, 2024

Hey V saucers! My name is Danielle, and I'm back today to tell you some games that your girl will play with you, and she might actually like it. Now, one of my most recommended games to get your girlfriend to play with you is Halo 3. Halo 3 is a really, really simple controlled first-person shooter for Xbox 360.

Um, the reasons that I personally think that a girl would like this game is because it's a first-person shooter, so it's legit. They don't feel like you're dumbing your gaming down for them. It has objectives, so even if you're not necessarily great at pointing and aiming and shooting, you can play a flag game with your girl, and you guys could work together as a team to go get the flag and capture it. You can win the game without her being able to play whatsoever.

Um, I also really like Halo 3 because it's not gory, and with the lack of gravity, it's not realistic, so you don't feel creeped out by like shooting people or anything.

Another great idea for a game that you could get your girl to play with you, and she would actually like it, would be the new Super Mario Brothers for Wii. This takes everyone's favorite video game, Super Mario Brothers, from the original NES. It was like the first game that everybody played. Everybody loves it! If you don't love Mario, we aren't friends anymore; I'm so sorry.

Another awesome game to get your girl to play with you that she'll probably like is Geometry Wars for Xbox 360. You can download it right on the arcade, and the name itself sounds like, "Oh my gosh, I'll never like this game, ever! Geometry?" But it actually has nothing to do with math at all. It's sort of like asteroids, sort of not really, but kind of.

Um, you play like this little guy, and he flies around, and he's got this little trail of like rainbow colors—really awesome colors. It's got really awesome techno music. It's an awesome game for you to play with your girlfriend, especially if she's not a gamer. It only uses one joystick on the control; that's it.

Another game I would recommend to try out playing with your girls is Wii Sports. Uh, Wii Sports was like the first Wii game I ever tried. My sister has a Wii; I don't wish I did—what are you going to do? Um, but it was the first game that I ever played on Wii, and I thought it was a blast. I wanted to try every single game. I think that either tennis or baseball was my favorite, but I'm not sure—they're all fun.

Um, it's got really cool multiplayer, so you can play against each other but kind of together at the same time. You're up, you're moving. Um, my arm was actually sore the next day from playing the tennis over and over and over again.

And of course, being that I am the host, I could not include World of Warcraft on this list. Uh, World of Warcraft is my favorite video game to play by far! Lots of girls play it; it's not—I mean, I think stereotypically it's a male-dominant game, but there are a lot of girls who play World of Warcraft. There are a lot of really pretty places in World of Warcraft.

The storylines are very interesting; questing is fun; instancing is fun. It's fun being important—being a tank or a healer or a DPS. It is just a really, really fun game, and it is a great game to play with your girlfriend. You can play if you're right next to each other; you can play if you're across the country.

I am a huge fan; I love it. If you play World of Warcraft, definitely try to get your girls to play with you! Show her this video—I am obsessed with World of Warcraft! I love it, and I think it is just—I'm just a huge, huge fan.

Oh, I almost forgot! The winners of the Starcraft 2 guest passes are Solar, Primal, and Trevor Bronson. Congratulations, guys! I hope you have tons of fun!

Brand and wardrobe change for the win! I hope you enjoyed today's video, guys, and I hope that you get lucky in getting your girl to game with you. If you want to know more about how I became a gamer, check out this link right here—it'll bring you to a video on my channel that's on that exact topic.

In the meantime, though, make sure you check out all the VSA’s videos within the next days because we're going to be hiding a picture of Michael's cat, Lucy, in one of the videos. The first person to correctly identify in which video and in what time slot Lucy appears is going to win a top-secret prize! Everyone knows that top secret means awesome!

Thanks for tuning in, guys! Remember to comment, thumbs up, and subscribe, and we'll see you soon.

Stanley! No! Leroy! No! Leroy! No! Bad cat! Naughty cat! Bad naughty! We don't do that! That's naughty, Leroy! You're doing it again! I'm sitting right here watching you! Can you go? Leroy, don't chew on my notebook! Leroy! Leroy Jenkins! Go! You're coming towards my hand! Leroy, this is—that's the opposite of go!

All right, sit over there and be good!

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