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·Nov 10, 2024

All right, this is Jeff from Wacky Gamer. You guys had a bunch of awesome nerd board suggestions. I'm answering them today by asking: the cosplayer Adam West versus Christopher Reeve.

Adam West. Adam West. And why? Christopher Reeve? Uh, Adam West! Adam West, Adam West, Adam West, Adam West! He’s silly! He’s just too creepy, and he was the original Batman. Why not Superman? Go with Batman. Adam West is not a fighter.

Adam West versus Christopher Reeve. Adam West! Batman is the [ __ ] man! It's plain and simple. Batman is the man! Batman. Christopher Reeve? He’s in a wheelchair!

The Avengers versus the Justice League? Avengers versus the Justice League? Oh, Avengers! Why? Um, I just think they have a more well-put-together team than the Justice League. Uh, Justice League? Avengers got it! Yeah, sorry, Marvel all the way. I not Justice League that much.

Why? They are awesome and they're good! They got a black man in the group! She, I got to go with Justice League 'cause they got Superman. That’s kind of, that’s almost a tie, man. Yeah, yeah! You have all the greatest superheroes combined. Each other, it can be basic, you can win either way. I’m going to have to go with the Avengers, 'cause even though I’m dressed as Harley Quinn, I’m a total Marvel girl.

Justice League? I like... oh man, that’s a good Superman in Justice League. Batman, Batman! Justice League! Batman knows everybody's weakness, no matter who you are! Justice League fight! Marvel? It’s just 'cause Marvel, DC is better than Marvel! You have a God, you have the, uh, the AR protector! Thor!

Thor, Thor, Thor sucks! Thor! Don't tell me Thor sucks! Thor sucks! I’m going to have to agree with her.

Okay, Homer Simpson versus Peter Griffin. Oh, Homer Simpson's a classic! I mean, he’s been taking cannonballs to the stomach, and uh, I think he can definitely take out Peter Griffin.

All right, Peter Griffin, Peter Griffin, Peter Griffin, Peter Griffin! Only because he’s probably stronger than Homer, but Homer has a lot more wisdom years behind it. I say Homer!

I say Peter Griffin! Why? Because he can p-chicken! Yeah, but more sense, it’s too big of an idiot to know where to stop! Homer!

Peter Griffin, he is epically funny! Homer just sucks! Seriously! Peter is a biter!

What? He’s a biter? No, G! Peter Griffin, GFF! It’s two against one! You... I don’t care! I’ll make Shadow!

CL, don’t play with me! You can’t make Shad, you’re not me anyway! Get back here! Hands down, hands down, because he’s funny! He has a fight with a chicken! You’ve never seen Homer fight with a chicken!

Peter? Peter beat up the chicken multiple times! I like classic! I don’t think neither of them would fight! They just sit around like lazy slogs. I’m going to say Peter Griffin, and why? I’ve seen him fight the chicken, that [ __ ] mascar!

Hey, everybody! If you have your own suggestions, keep posting them! We’ll be happy to answer them or address them in the comments. Thanks, everybody! [Music]

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