yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

The Joke That Accidentally Became A 'Fact' @JoeKwaczala


less than 1m read
·Nov 10, 2024

The first person to kiss Paula Abdul isn't who you think it is. We are told that, according to Paula, I had my first kiss under a tree near the school. It was with a boy named Michael, who rarely spoke, but he would sometimes give me one of the cookies from his lunch.

Maybe it was the gifts that made me feel special. I don't know, but when our lips touched, it felt magical. But there were no lips, at least not on a guy named Michael, who had cookies.

The whole story is made up. It's a joke written by Joe Quozzala. It was published on ClickHole in 2015, where the joke was that it sounds like a story from her youth, but it's actually adult Paula Abdul just talking about her week so far.

But the punchline was lost on many, and today, if you Google Paula Abdul's first kiss, you will find that that joke has become consensus history. Now, I looked into it, and Paula Abdul's first kiss actually came from a man named Craig Schiller.

But I'm glad that quiet Michael, a man who was never born and has no lips, is here with us. He sounds nice.

More Articles

View All
Feel the Photon | StarTalk
So I tried to get Wayne Shorter to express sounds of the universe through jazz, through his saxophone. OK. So I prepped him for a cosmic phenomenon to see how he—can he roll with it. Uh-oh. This is going to be deep. Let’s check it out. I want to describe…
A Baffling Balloon Behavior - Smarter Every Day 113
Hey, it’s me, Destin. Welcome back to Smarter Every Day. So today we’re in the rocket van, and I’ve got two little science helpers here, right? Kids: Yes, right. Are you wearing your seatbelts? Kids: Yes. OK, we’re gonna do something pretty interesti…
Helicopter Physics Series - #3 Upside Down Flying With High Speed Video - Smarter Every Day 47
Hey, it’s me Destin. Welcome back to Smarter Every Day. So last week I described collective pitch control for a helicopter, I described cyclic pitch control for a helicopter, and I also described anti-torque pitch control. But this week we’re going to com…
What is the better deal? | Budgeting and saving | Financial Literacy | Khan Academy
In this video, we’re going to play a game that I like to call “What is the Better Deal?” So, let’s look at an example. Let’s say there’s a 16-ounce bottle of shampoo that costs four dollars. And let’s say there’s another bottle of that shampoo on the rig…
Khan Academy Best Practices for Science
Hi everyone, this is Jeremy Schiefflin with Khan Academy. Happy Friday! We’ve now officially made it through not only the full week but a full month of all this, so please give yourself a huge pat on the back for surviving and progressing in the face of …
Worked example: Determining an empirical formula from combustion data | AP Chemistry | Khan Academy
We are told that a sample of a compound containing only carbon and hydrogen atoms is completely combusted, producing 5.65 grams of carbon dioxide and 3.47 grams of H2O, or water. What is the empirical formula of the compound? So pause this video and see i…