The Joke That Accidentally Became A 'Fact' @JoeKwaczala

less than 1m read

·Nov 10, 2024

The first person to kiss Paula Abdul isn't who you think it is. We are told that, according to Paula, I had my first kiss under a tree near the school. It was with a boy named Michael, who rarely spoke, but he would sometimes give me one of the cookies from his lunch.

Maybe it was the gifts that made me feel special. I don't know, but when our lips touched, it felt magical. But there were no lips, at least not on a guy named Michael, who had cookies.

The whole story is made up. It's a joke written by Joe Quozzala. It was published on ClickHole in 2015, where the joke was that it sounds like a story from her youth, but it's actually adult Paula Abdul just talking about her week so far.

But the punchline was lost on many, and today, if you Google Paula Abdul's first kiss, you will find that that joke has become consensus history. Now, I looked into it, and Paula Abdul's first kiss actually came from a man named Craig Schiller.

But I'm glad that quiet Michael, a man who was never born and has no lips, is here with us. He sounds nice.

Free energy of dissolution | Applications of thermodynamics | AP Chemistry | Khan Academy

An Educational Video About Monkey Sex | National Geographic

View All

Example calculating t statistic for a test about a mean | AP Statistics | Khan Academy

[Music] Rory suspects that teachers in his school district have less than five years of experience on average. He decides to test his null hypothesis: that the mean number of years of experience is five years, and his alternative hypothesis is that the tr…

Pushing Limits With America's Strongest Disabled Woman | National Geographic

I’m a very strong person, and I’m not just talking like muscles. I’m a very stubborn person, and stubborn is a really good word for me because I just don’t give up. I love when someone tells me, “Oh, you can’t do that.” Oh really? Watch me. [Music] So, …

Dog Duty Inspiration | Big Fish, Texas

Yeah, it’s uh, Nick. Ores is Tommy or Arthur around? Pops brought Jenny and dropped her. Brought the fish house with me, ‘cause ultimately knows that I’m going to take care of her. I’m the only responsible one down there. She just sits there on a desk an…

Buddhism | The Cure For Anxiety?

In Buddhism, the main goal is the end of suffering. There’s one form of suffering in particular that plagues most people at some point in their lives, which is called anxiety. In this video, I will explore what we can learn from Buddhism in regards to fig…

Worked example: Analyzing the purity of a mixture | AP Chemistry | Khan Academy

We’re told you have a solid that you know is mostly sodium chloride. You suspect that it might have, or it may have, some sodium iodide, potassium chloride, or lithium chloride as well. When you analyze a sample, you see that it contains 73% chlorine by m…

The Ripple Effect – Ep. 3 | National Geographic Presents: IMPACT With Gal Gadot

GAL: “People aren’t statistics.” 19-year-old Arianna said this when she lived through one of the worst natural disasters in Puerto Rico’s history, leaving her friends, family and neighbors without access to clean water. Seeing how deeply real lives have …

The Joke That Accidentally Became A 'Fact' @JoeKwaczala

More Articles