The Joke That Accidentally Became A 'Fact' @JoeKwaczala

less than 1m read

·Nov 10, 2024

The first person to kiss Paula Abdul isn't who you think it is. We are told that, according to Paula, I had my first kiss under a tree near the school. It was with a boy named Michael, who rarely spoke, but he would sometimes give me one of the cookies from his lunch.

Maybe it was the gifts that made me feel special. I don't know, but when our lips touched, it felt magical. But there were no lips, at least not on a guy named Michael, who had cookies.

The whole story is made up. It's a joke written by Joe Quozzala. It was published on ClickHole in 2015, where the joke was that it sounds like a story from her youth, but it's actually adult Paula Abdul just talking about her week so far.

But the punchline was lost on many, and today, if you Google Paula Abdul's first kiss, you will find that that joke has become consensus history. Now, I looked into it, and Paula Abdul's first kiss actually came from a man named Craig Schiller.

But I'm glad that quiet Michael, a man who was never born and has no lips, is here with us. He sounds nice.

The Geo Bee: A 30 Year History | National Geographic

Factoring quadratics with a common factor | Algebra 1 | Khan Academy

View All

How Large Can a Bacteria get? Life & Size 3

In and out, in and out, staying alive is about doing things this very second. Your cells are combusting glucose molecules with oxygen to make energy available, which keeps you alive for another precious moment. To get the oxygen to your cells, you’re brea…

Storytellers Summit Day 1 | National Geographic

Hello everyone. I’m here to tell you a story today. It was the Ramadan of 2017 in Johannesburg, a few months after I started working as a photographer. I pitched the story to an editor, saying I would like to photograph the taraweeh as a contemporary look…

The Strange—but Necessary—Task of Vaccinating Wild Seals | National Geographic

You’re walking around with a sharp needle on the end of a stick, and you’re walking around rocks and tide pools and some terrain that could be tricky. Then, you’re approaching a 400-plus-pound animal, an endangered species, and you’re going to try to, you…

Trig limit using pythagorean identity | Limits and continuity | AP Calculus AB | Khan Academy

Let’s see if we can find the limit as theta approaches 0 of ( \frac{1 - \cos(\theta)}{2 \sin^2(\theta)} ). And like always, pause the video and see if you could work through this. Alright, well our first temptation is to say, well, this is going to be th…

These Ants Use Their Babies As Glue Guns

Deep in tropical jungles lie floating kingdoms, ruled by beautiful and deadly masters. They’re sort of the high elves of the ant kingdoms; talented architects that create castles and city-states. But they are also fierce and expansionist warriors, and the…

How Not to Get Eaten by a Polar Bear | Expedition Raw

Ber is going to show us how to put the trip wire, which is supposed to protect the camp from polar bears. Nowadays, you see more polar bears on the glacier because of climate change. There is less sea ice, and they use the glaciers to transport themselves…

The Joke That Accidentally Became A 'Fact' @JoeKwaczala

More Articles