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In the Same Boat | Port Protection


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·Nov 11, 2024

Yeah, let's put the bow right up against her. Port protection main state Timothy Curly leech and newest resident Amanda Ma are getting Curly's vessel, the little Pelican, ready to go hbit fishing.

"My boat is one of the most important things that I own. Basically, this boat feeds me. Hbet is a major source of protein here. Without it, the menu can get pretty narrow. Easy, easy. There you go! My boat's pretty green on the inside, side, and everything else, you know. And that's why I got Amanda. She's the one that takes care of my boat for me."

"And that woohoo, wind definitely blowing now! The boat sat all winter, and so it's never had any TLC. So we got the woman on the top of the job this time, man."

"But I'll give you $150 off of your ski."

"That's really great, thank you! This is a really sweet deal for me because my labor is going to pay off some of the debt that I owe him for this gii I just bought from him, so it works out for both of us. Amanda, she's like my little sister, and that she's doing a really good job, you know? I mean, she's a hard worker, man. I mean, you just don't find workers like that anymore."

"We're getting ready to go halit fishing, and I haven't done too much of that, so I am looking forward to more experience and just getting that skill so I can be able to go out and do it on my own."

"This boat has got probably thousands and thousands of fish. This made me a lot of money, you know, and I feel pretty guilty about letting it go like this right now. You know, I mean, I just had so many wood customers this year. This could be interesting."

"Oh, you want to boost, Curly? I get my bat ass up there. That ain't right, Amanda! I weigh a lot!"

"I know I got it ready! Yep, I got it. Thank you! This is, uh, it's tough work and it's gross, but it does feel really nice to have some payment taken off of my debt."

"Yeah, you did an awesome job! Maybe someday I can make a deal with you and you can clean the bottom of my skip."

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