yego.me
yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

Godzilla Army Arrives at my door

2m read
·Nov 3, 2024

Ter, I got here. It's here after months of waiting. Yeah, look, it's a pile of Godzilla. Godzilla parts. Yellow Godzilla, stand him up.

What the heck? He has a mohawk! That's not Godzilla! I'm glad we only bought one of him. It's Godzilla without a head or butt. What the heck? Who's a head? And here's another head, and here's a butt. We have now assembled our own Godzilla Army.

All right, look at our Godzilla Army now! Oh crap, man! That was a lot of Godzilla in such a little box. Hey, get the get the real Godzilla. Is this awesome? Aren't you glad we bought it?

Oh yes, very glad we bought him for all four of them. Are you being sarcastic? I am being sarcastic. Why? 'Cause who needs five Godzillas? I need five! What are you talking about? I got a good deal on them. Yeah, they came from Hawaii, and you waited a month. CU, they were still in Hong Kong!

Shut up! You know what? You know what Isaac Newton would say if he was here?

What would Isaac Newton say? He would say these Godzillas are the best thing that ever happened to the Sandin family, and I invented calculus!

All right, frame him up here. Move the one on the right so I can, uh, get a good picture. Let's see. Trying to center it up. All right, doing very good! Take his tag off. Yeah, I don't need to bling.

All right, the one on the right needs to focus. Like, tilt him up more. Okay, okay, that's good, that's good. All right, all right, all right, here's P.

Wait, what the? Is that moving? I'm not sure. What the? Get the get the baby! What kind? What the? What kind of freak Godzillas are these? No, go get the gun! Get the gun! 'S the gun! Shoot again! It's on me!

TIL: Choosing a Mars Landing Spot is Harder Than You Think | Today I Learned
Who is eligible for naturalization? | Citizenship | High school civics | Khan Academy

More Articles

View All
A productive day in my life vlog
Hi guys, it’s me, Dude! Today, we’ll look at a day of a productivity ninja. I woke up at 5:30 AM using my Yabai sunlight alarm. I represented my waking up scene to show you guys how I feel when I wake up super early. We had many things to do this day, so…
Elemental building blocks of biological molecules | Chemistry of life | AP Biology | Khan Academy
What we have here is just a small sample of the types of molecules that you will see in a biological system. At the top left, right over here, you have an example of an amino acid. Amino acids are the building blocks of proteins. If we were to take a look…
The Warren Buffett Scandal That Nearly Destroyed Wall Street
In 1991, Warren Buffett, the world’s best investor and most humble billionaire, got caught up in the middle of a scandal that rocked Wall Street and nearly destroyed his personal reputation forever. U.S. Investment Bank Solomon Brothers, of which Buffett …
Area between curves | Applications of definite integrals | AP Calculus AB | Khan Academy
[Instructor] We have already covered the notion of area between a curve and the x-axis using a definite integral. We are now going to then extend this to think about the area between curves. So let’s say we care about the region from x equals a to x equal…
How Sustainable Plantations Help Save Uganda’s Decimated Forests | Short Film Showcase
[Music] [Music] [Music] People have cut down trees because they need fuel. People have cut down trees because they need to construct homes. It is important that people do have access to forest and timber resources, but this needs to be on a sustainable ba…
Estimating adding and subtracting 3 digit numbers
[Instructor] What we’re going to do in this video is get some practice estimating adding and subtracting three digit numbers. And so here it says 398 plus 251 is, and this squiggly equal sign means we just need to make an estimate. We wanna know what is…