Godzilla Army Arrives at my door

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·Nov 3, 2024

Ter, I got here. It's here after months of waiting. Yeah, look, it's a pile of Godzilla. Godzilla parts. Yellow Godzilla, stand him up.

What the heck? He has a mohawk! That's not Godzilla! I'm glad we only bought one of him. It's Godzilla without a head or butt. What the heck? Who's a head? And here's another head, and here's a butt. We have now assembled our own Godzilla Army.

All right, look at our Godzilla Army now! Oh crap, man! That was a lot of Godzilla in such a little box. Hey, get the get the real Godzilla. Is this awesome? Aren't you glad we bought it?

Oh yes, very glad we bought him for all four of them. Are you being sarcastic? I am being sarcastic. Why? 'Cause who needs five Godzillas? I need five! What are you talking about? I got a good deal on them. Yeah, they came from Hawaii, and you waited a month. CU, they were still in Hong Kong!

Shut up! You know what? You know what Isaac Newton would say if he was here?

What would Isaac Newton say? He would say these Godzillas are the best thing that ever happened to the Sandin family, and I invented calculus!

All right, frame him up here. Move the one on the right so I can, uh, get a good picture. Let's see. Trying to center it up. All right, doing very good! Take his tag off. Yeah, I don't need to bling.

All right, the one on the right needs to focus. Like, tilt him up more. Okay, okay, that's good, that's good. All right, all right, all right, here's P.

Wait, what the? Is that moving? I'm not sure. What the? Get the get the baby! What kind? What the? What kind of freak Godzillas are these? No, go get the gun! Get the gun! 'S the gun! Shoot again! It's on me!

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