Godzilla Army Arrives at my door

2m read

·Nov 3, 2024

Ter, I got here. It's here after months of waiting. Yeah, look, it's a pile of Godzilla. Godzilla parts. Yellow Godzilla, stand him up.

What the heck? He has a mohawk! That's not Godzilla! I'm glad we only bought one of him. It's Godzilla without a head or butt. What the heck? Who's a head? And here's another head, and here's a butt. We have now assembled our own Godzilla Army.

All right, look at our Godzilla Army now! Oh crap, man! That was a lot of Godzilla in such a little box. Hey, get the get the real Godzilla. Is this awesome? Aren't you glad we bought it?

Oh yes, very glad we bought him for all four of them. Are you being sarcastic? I am being sarcastic. Why? 'Cause who needs five Godzillas? I need five! What are you talking about? I got a good deal on them. Yeah, they came from Hawaii, and you waited a month. CU, they were still in Hong Kong!

Shut up! You know what? You know what Isaac Newton would say if he was here?

What would Isaac Newton say? He would say these Godzillas are the best thing that ever happened to the Sandin family, and I invented calculus!

All right, frame him up here. Move the one on the right so I can, uh, get a good picture. Let's see. Trying to center it up. All right, doing very good! Take his tag off. Yeah, I don't need to bling.

All right, the one on the right needs to focus. Like, tilt him up more. Okay, okay, that's good, that's good. All right, all right, all right, here's P.

Wait, what the? Is that moving? I'm not sure. What the? Get the get the baby! What kind? What the? What kind of freak Godzillas are these? No, go get the gun! Get the gun! 'S the gun! Shoot again! It's on me!

Design Tips to Convert More Customers | Design Review

15 Signs You’re NOT COOL

View All

Treating systems (the hard way) | Forces and Newton's laws of motion | Physics | Khan Academy

All right, this problem is a classic. You’re going to see this in basically every single physics textbook. The problem is this: if you’ve got two masses tied together by a rope and that rope passes over a pulley, what’s the acceleration of the masses? In …

Constitutional compromises: The Electoral College | US government and civics | Khan Academy

In this series of videos about the Constitution, we’ve been discussing all the elements of balance and compromise that appear in the Constitution. The balance between large states and small states and between the different branches of government. But in t…

Arctic Geese Chicks Jump Off Cliff to Survive | Hostile Planet

[Narrator] Spring has arrived here early. (serene music) (wind rustling) And that’s bad news for the barnacle geese that breed in these mountains. Many nests have failed, but not this one. (contemplative music) (goslings chirping) Three chicks, they’re lu…

A Brief History of Yellowstone National Park | National Geographic

(light music) - [Marielena] Yellowstone is epic, strange, and iconic. It is well-deserving of its protected status. But how did it come to be the world’s first National Park? (light music) Archeologists have found evidence of human activity in Yellowstone…

IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE

Hello everybody! Yeah, you read the title right. It’s not my freaking birthday anymore! If you didn’t know already, yesterday was my birthday. We did a cool live stream yesterday. It was a lot of fun, the live stream yesterday, but it’s not my birthday an…

Golden Age of Athens, Pericles and Greek Culture | World History | Khan Academy

In other videos, we’ve already talked about how Classical Greece has had an immeasurable impact, not just on Western Civilization, but on civilization as a whole. In order to understand the period that we call Classical Greece, it’s valuable to place it i…

Godzilla Army Arrives at my door

More Articles