yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

Make Strippers HOTTER and More! VSAUCE WTFs


2m read
·Nov 10, 2024

Want some extra B sauce on your wtf? Well, you're in luck! Ready, set, go!

Wait, Toad, what are you doing? I—oh, clever! Taking advantage of a game's glitch to shorten your lap time is one thing, but patience is another. See that guy over there? Let's shoot some arrows way up into the air. Yeah, okay, good. Now let's go talk to him, have a nice casual chat. Time goes by, nothing suspicious is happening. Ooh, except you know what? What goes up must come down.

But really, why be so crafty when you can just force it, like getting your puppy to eat? Eat it! Duke Nukem always had great dancers, but by adding in the high-res pack, I can feel even more, um, lonely in the real world. Walls of Death and mhing look like this, but in Assassin's Creed, it happens like [Music] this. Or if romance is more your style, there's always [Music] Crisis.

You can also make the dancing happen yourself by physically lifting a game cartridge, interrupting the flow of data. When you do that, things like this occur. But don't worry! You can always escape in your plane or use more sophisticated tools and calculate the most advantageous position and action for a character at every moment. Tool-assisted runs like these are, in many cases, the fastest way you can beat a game without using a cheat.

That's why it looks like Jesus picked up a controller. I prefer horror sometimes. When The Sims crashes, kids grow up, but they keep their infant bodies. The result is a terrifying stretched-out baby who turns into a black creeper when it goes indoors. But as we all know, the only thing scarier than Sims mutants is land sharks. Or is it? Let me know in the comments below what you think the scariest animal is. Grizzly bears on horseback? Cats on crack? I don't know, you tell me.

And if you haven't done this already, click here to play Rusty's interactive game. Are you nerd enough? Fallout: New Vegas! You think you have what it takes? Well, check it out, it's awesome! And let me know how you did.

And as always, thanks for watching! [Music]

More Articles

View All
Why Lionfish Should Be Your Favorite Fish to Eat | Nat Geo Live
When I was 17, I was diving off the coast of South Florida and I saw the most beautiful fish I had ever seen. It had these bold stripes and these big dramatic spines. And I had no idea what it was. So I went to the dive master and he told me I had just se…
Why I’m Not Leaving California | Responding To Comments
What’s up you guys, it’s Graham here. So the other day I posted in the YouTube community tab, but only a few people even know it exists. In there, I asked you to post the most interesting questions that you wanted me to answer. Now, initially, I was plan…
$5500 per year to tax-free Millionaire: Why you need a Roth IRA
What’s up you guys? It’s Graham here! So today I’m going to be making a video about what a Roth IRA is and why this is so important to sign up for one of these things as soon as you can and put money in it as soon as possible. Now, this is one of these v…
World's Roundest Object!
Can I hold it? Only if you promise to be really, really careful. I promise I will be so incredibly careful. I will be incredibly careful with it. I promise. So, it’s slippery, be careful. Alright, are we ready? I’m about to touch a 1kg sphere of silicon-…
Warren Buffett Just Sold $75 Billion Worth of Stock
Did you see the news? I’ll send you the link. Oh wow, he sold a lot of stock! Warren Buffett, the best investor that has ever lived, is currently selling massive chunks of his portfolio. Berkshire Hathaway released their quarterly earnings report just a f…
Moral Dilemmas That Will Break Your Brain
Imagine you’re going blind. The world slowly becomes a blur. You can no longer see your family or your friends. You can’t see the beauty of a mountain landscape or the ripples in the ocean. Then a YouTuber comes around offering to give you the gift of sig…