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Make Strippers HOTTER and More! VSAUCE WTFs


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·Nov 10, 2024

Want some extra B sauce on your wtf? Well, you're in luck! Ready, set, go!

Wait, Toad, what are you doing? I—oh, clever! Taking advantage of a game's glitch to shorten your lap time is one thing, but patience is another. See that guy over there? Let's shoot some arrows way up into the air. Yeah, okay, good. Now let's go talk to him, have a nice casual chat. Time goes by, nothing suspicious is happening. Ooh, except you know what? What goes up must come down.

But really, why be so crafty when you can just force it, like getting your puppy to eat? Eat it! Duke Nukem always had great dancers, but by adding in the high-res pack, I can feel even more, um, lonely in the real world. Walls of Death and mhing look like this, but in Assassin's Creed, it happens like [Music] this. Or if romance is more your style, there's always [Music] Crisis.

You can also make the dancing happen yourself by physically lifting a game cartridge, interrupting the flow of data. When you do that, things like this occur. But don't worry! You can always escape in your plane or use more sophisticated tools and calculate the most advantageous position and action for a character at every moment. Tool-assisted runs like these are, in many cases, the fastest way you can beat a game without using a cheat.

That's why it looks like Jesus picked up a controller. I prefer horror sometimes. When The Sims crashes, kids grow up, but they keep their infant bodies. The result is a terrifying stretched-out baby who turns into a black creeper when it goes indoors. But as we all know, the only thing scarier than Sims mutants is land sharks. Or is it? Let me know in the comments below what you think the scariest animal is. Grizzly bears on horseback? Cats on crack? I don't know, you tell me.

And if you haven't done this already, click here to play Rusty's interactive game. Are you nerd enough? Fallout: New Vegas! You think you have what it takes? Well, check it out, it's awesome! And let me know how you did.

And as always, thanks for watching! [Music]

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