yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

Make Strippers HOTTER and More! VSAUCE WTFs


2m read
·Nov 10, 2024

Want some extra B sauce on your wtf? Well, you're in luck! Ready, set, go!

Wait, Toad, what are you doing? I—oh, clever! Taking advantage of a game's glitch to shorten your lap time is one thing, but patience is another. See that guy over there? Let's shoot some arrows way up into the air. Yeah, okay, good. Now let's go talk to him, have a nice casual chat. Time goes by, nothing suspicious is happening. Ooh, except you know what? What goes up must come down.

But really, why be so crafty when you can just force it, like getting your puppy to eat? Eat it! Duke Nukem always had great dancers, but by adding in the high-res pack, I can feel even more, um, lonely in the real world. Walls of Death and mhing look like this, but in Assassin's Creed, it happens like [Music] this. Or if romance is more your style, there's always [Music] Crisis.

You can also make the dancing happen yourself by physically lifting a game cartridge, interrupting the flow of data. When you do that, things like this occur. But don't worry! You can always escape in your plane or use more sophisticated tools and calculate the most advantageous position and action for a character at every moment. Tool-assisted runs like these are, in many cases, the fastest way you can beat a game without using a cheat.

That's why it looks like Jesus picked up a controller. I prefer horror sometimes. When The Sims crashes, kids grow up, but they keep their infant bodies. The result is a terrifying stretched-out baby who turns into a black creeper when it goes indoors. But as we all know, the only thing scarier than Sims mutants is land sharks. Or is it? Let me know in the comments below what you think the scariest animal is. Grizzly bears on horseback? Cats on crack? I don't know, you tell me.

And if you haven't done this already, click here to play Rusty's interactive game. Are you nerd enough? Fallout: New Vegas! You think you have what it takes? Well, check it out, it's awesome! And let me know how you did.

And as always, thanks for watching! [Music]

More Articles

View All
15 Places The Rich Would Flee to Escape WW3
Goodbye. New York, London, L.A., Paris, Tokyo, Beijing, Sydney. If the world falls into chaos, those sought-after cities are the last place you’d want to be during World War Two. Even Buckingham Palace was bombed nine times, so no place is really safe. No…
Factoring using polynomial division | Algebra 2 | Khan Academy
We are told the polynomial p of x is equal to 4x to the third plus 19x squared plus 19x minus 6 has a known factor of x plus 2. Rewrite p of x as a product of linear factors. So pause this video and see if you can have a go at that. All right, now let’s …
Why you SHOULDN'T buy a home
What’s up you guys? It’s Graham here. So, I think it’s a safe assumption that buying a home isn’t for everyone. Once you start looking at these statistics, that statement becomes very evident. It was found that 44% of homeowners regret their home purchase…
Core spiritual ideas of Buddhism | World History | Khan Academy
What I’d like to do in this video is explore the core spiritual ideas of Buddhism, and we’re going to do it relative to the core spiritual ideas of Hinduism as described in the Upanishads. One, because there are significant parallels, and also because Bud…
After Decades of Brownface, South Asians Fight for Better Representation | National Geographic
Mainstream media has characterized how we see South Asians, whether by romanticizing its biggest country, India, or asserting the model minority stereotype. But it’s not okay, and today South Asian actors and comedians are pushing back. South Asia is mad…
How To Embody A MILLIONAIRE'S Lifestyle | Kevin O'Leary
I keep telling everybody every time we talk about investing, the key is diversification. I feel good about the expense, but I also feel good from an investment strategy that it’s not just frivolous and stupid; that I needed to get my money back out of it.…