yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

Make Strippers HOTTER and More! VSAUCE WTFs


2m read
·Nov 10, 2024

Want some extra B sauce on your wtf? Well, you're in luck! Ready, set, go!

Wait, Toad, what are you doing? I—oh, clever! Taking advantage of a game's glitch to shorten your lap time is one thing, but patience is another. See that guy over there? Let's shoot some arrows way up into the air. Yeah, okay, good. Now let's go talk to him, have a nice casual chat. Time goes by, nothing suspicious is happening. Ooh, except you know what? What goes up must come down.

But really, why be so crafty when you can just force it, like getting your puppy to eat? Eat it! Duke Nukem always had great dancers, but by adding in the high-res pack, I can feel even more, um, lonely in the real world. Walls of Death and mhing look like this, but in Assassin's Creed, it happens like [Music] this. Or if romance is more your style, there's always [Music] Crisis.

You can also make the dancing happen yourself by physically lifting a game cartridge, interrupting the flow of data. When you do that, things like this occur. But don't worry! You can always escape in your plane or use more sophisticated tools and calculate the most advantageous position and action for a character at every moment. Tool-assisted runs like these are, in many cases, the fastest way you can beat a game without using a cheat.

That's why it looks like Jesus picked up a controller. I prefer horror sometimes. When The Sims crashes, kids grow up, but they keep their infant bodies. The result is a terrifying stretched-out baby who turns into a black creeper when it goes indoors. But as we all know, the only thing scarier than Sims mutants is land sharks. Or is it? Let me know in the comments below what you think the scariest animal is. Grizzly bears on horseback? Cats on crack? I don't know, you tell me.

And if you haven't done this already, click here to play Rusty's interactive game. Are you nerd enough? Fallout: New Vegas! You think you have what it takes? Well, check it out, it's awesome! And let me know how you did.

And as always, thanks for watching! [Music]

More Articles

View All
How to sell a $13,500,000 private jet!
I saw your advertisement for a Global Express. It’s your 2005. What can I tell you? How much are you wanting for it? 13 million 500,000. Are you doing this for a customer? No, we are currently… we have a small jet at the moment. We have a little L 35A.…
Re-Envisioning Reality - Tech+Art | Genius: Picasso
Almost my entire life has lived virtually on a screen, and what I’m looking for is a way to bring the digital experience put into physical form. I grew up in a place where, like, escapism was necessary. I was drawing and painting and programming and build…
Exclusive: A Conversation with Alex Honnold and Co-Directors of “Free Solo” | National Geographic
I definitely have a fear of death, same as anybody else, and I would very much like to not die while climbing. You know, I was this huge, huge wall. But all it takes is one move that doesn’t feel right for you not to be able to do it. Maybe in 2015, I st…
JEFF VS. ADAM: Nerd Wars!
It’s a nerd force! Oh good, what style are we doing it now? Alright, so welcome to Nerds War. There’s a very special Nerds War. We didn’t prep because I sliced my finger—[ __ ] oh um, so we’re doing a Nerds War extreme! Adam vs. Jeff! Said, I’m playing A…
Partial sums: formula for nth term from partial sum | Series | AP Calculus BC | Khan Academy
Partial sum of the series we’re going from one to infinity summing it up of a sub n is given by, and they tell us the formula for the sum of the first n terms. They say write a rule for what the actual nth term is going to be. Now to help us with this, l…
Crowdfunding campaign: Give Me Your Ball
Why don’t we start by telling? By introducing. Why don’t we start by having? Let’s start. My name is Thomas K. A couple of years ago, I made the film “George Ought to Help.” Last year, with the help of crowdfunding, I made the film “Edgar the Exploiter.”…