yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

A Fish Called Obama | Sea of Hope: America's Underwater Treasures


2m read
·Nov 11, 2024

We were up at Cure, which is at the, uh, farthest island out in the chain. We were down at 300 feet in an area where we've documented every single fish. On this reef is a species known only from the Hawaiian Islands. It's truly the most unique set of fish on Earth.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a flash. It was a little pink fish, and there are lots of little pink fish down there, so that didn't get my attention. What got my attention was, on the dorsal fin of this fish, there's a spot—a big red spot with a blue ring around it. I thought no fish I know of has this color.

Very quickly, we determined it was a brand new species. The most distinctive feature about this fish was that spot on its dorsal fin—a big red spot with a blue ring around it—which reminded me of a certain logo of a presidential candidate.

"Hope spot."

"That's exactly right. This fish is special because it's the only fish we know of that lives only in the monument. So, a monumental fish."

"It's a monumental fish. It's a monumental discovery."

We have decided that we're going to name this fish in honor of President Obama.

"Toid Obama."

"That's exactly right. I have a favor to ask, Sylvia. Tomorrow, you're going to be meeting the President of the United States here at Midway. I need to ask for his essentially permission for us to name it in his honor. I'm sure he'll accept, but I just, before we do that, I want to make sure he's a willing participant in this."

"It will be my honor to, uh, be an ambassador for you and for Tosanoides Obama. I hope that is the way it works out."

More Articles

View All
Why Warren Buffett is Keeping $144B out of the Stock Market
How many times on the channel have I regarded Warren Buffett as the best stock market investor to have ever lived? I’ve said that a lot, and he is. He took over Berkshire Hathaway in 1965, and since that time, his regime of acquisitions and investments ha…
Watch: What It’s Like to Read Lips | Short Film Showcase
So, when I was really young, probably kindergarten or first grade, I have a much older brother, and we’d go out to recess. There was this older guy; he might have been in like fifth or sixth grade. They’d always used to pick on us, and I didn’t really kno…
Angles in circles word problem | Math | 4th grade | Khan Academy
If Ariana turns the stove dial 135 degrees to the right, what setting will the dial be on? So, two very important things up here: first, she’s turning the dial 135 degrees, and which way is she turning the dial? She’s turning the dial to the right. So he…
The Housing Market Is In Serious Trouble
What’s up, Graham? It’s guys here. So, the housing market has taken yet another unexpected turn, because now you’re officially able to buy a home for one percent down. That’s right, this Phoenix charmer could be all yours for less than five thousand doll…
You Are Enough
“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.” Robin Williams Codependency is a potentially destructive state to be in. At its core, it means th…
Mr. Freeman, part 58
Yes, indeed. You are right. I really think that you are the one who got the message. But why do I look at you like you’re a piece of shit? Hmmm… But do YOU look at people differently? Relax, my friends. I understand everyone. Here’s one who wanted to be …