Long Distance KISSING and more! LÜT #22
Starry night socks and a gun that shoots ketchup onto your food. It's episode 22 of LÜT. First, let's break the ice... or let the ice do the breaking itself as a hammer. Of course, this hammer lets you open bottles. When you pour out the contents, be sure it's into a pint glass wearing a Batman cape.
Pour some water into this fish tank; it's cute and small and completely powered by your USB port. Hey look, pants. Scratch and sniff pants. The fabric literally has raspberry perfume scent capsules baked into it, which break when scratched, releasing the smell. Now, if you hate pants, don't wear any. Don't even wear a skin for that matter. These leggings look like your muscles.
If you're going to be apart from your love on Valentine's Day, send them a kiss with Kissenger. Two robots connected wirelessly, so that when you kiss one, the other robot relays that kiss so the other person feels it, wherever they are. ThisIsWhyImBroke.com features amazing things. For instance, brake light decal masks to make your brake lights look like this.
On Amazon, I also found a Superman, tropical fish hibiscus flowers, skulls, or this really literal one. They also have "Word as Image," a fun book that uses the letters and words to suggest what the word means. For instance: vampire, smile, clock. You can see more words like that and see them animated by following a link to a video in this video's description, where links to everything can be found.
When your dog fetches this ball, it'll look like he's got a big old flappy tongue. They're currently out of stock, but this one isn't, which when held in a dog's mouth, gives it a moustache. If you're looking for great gift ideas, try doing the opposite. The worst gift ever. This fun little package literally contains nothing but socks and underwear.
More exciting is Disney couture. An oversized castle ring or a double ring that puts all the dwarves on your hand. If you like your accessories more practical, try out some working thermometer earrings, a compass necklace, or some Phillips head screw earrings. Ouchie Wow Wow! Piranha Plant earrings are always a good idea, but you can keep it 8-bit with Mr. Dandy's pendant asteroids.
Or this one, he calls not Pac-man, but Pukeman. Have a ball while snuggling with your soft plush testicle, or ovary, or bladder, or brain, or intestines, or anatomical heart. For more heart-shaped items, let's talk heart-shaped umbrellas, paper clips, a warm heart-shaped hot water bottle, or these measuring cups on FredFlare, who also carry a neat bed of tulips USB hub, a frog you add water to get yourself a prince, a map of the world to scratch off where you've been, a log to rest your head on - don't worry, it's a pillow - and the only thing your hamburger phone really needs... French fries flavored lip balm.
Oh, NeatoShop also has heart stuff, like an anatomical heart pencil holder. They'll also provide balloon animal bookends. A zombie cupid figurine, a devilish skin for your iPad, or a snap suit for your baby that says "ipood." Before it was poo, it was cake served on a high heel shoe, but if you want something darker, check out Despair Inc's BitterSweets - candy hearts that say things like "So so alone," "Aging poorly," or "Dog is cuter."
This special fabric dye is sensitive to light, so you can mix it up, paint it on a shirt, and then leave it in the sun to develop actual photographs from negatives. Oh, and that fashion hanky in your shirt pocket? It can be a notepad. Sushibooties let you wear sashimi as slippers. They also carry fortune cookie baby booties, a nunchuck pillow, and for the baby, a nunchuck rattle.
This is Naomi Kyle's autograph. You can't have this one, but for more awesome things you can buy online, check out her show on IGN's new channel, Start. The whole channel's great, and she goes in-depth into awesome things you can actually own. And unlike LÜT, they actually give away some of the stuff they cover to lucky viewers. So go check that out... And as always, thanks for watching.