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WoW CREEP !! -- Wackygamer Stand-Up [Comic-Con 2010]


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·Nov 10, 2024

Hey guys, Jeff here from Roy Gamer. What you're about to see is some clips from the cross-platform comedy standup show we did at ComicCon this year. I hope you enjoy. I'll leave you with one last thought.

Uh, back on World of Warcraft, because I know you guys love that. Clearly, this guy does. But, uh, I was in the game doing my female night elf thing. And I should say not only do I play a female night elf, but I like to do the dance thing. And the female night elf dance kind of looks like this. [Laughter]

I'll keep going. Anyway, so D, I'm standing around. I wasn't doing the dance at the time; I'm minding my own damn business. This dude walks up to me and just goes, "Dude, you're so hot." What do you say to that? My only response was like, "Creepy dude." Right? Two seconds later, he writes back, "I'm not creepy. Where do you live?" Whoa!

So I just ignore him for like 5 minutes, not knowing what to do. But he keeps messaging me, like, "Hey, you want to group up? Hey, you need any help? What's going on?" Finally, I write back what my wife always says to me when she wants to end the midday IM conversations we have.

Uh, I write, "I've got a dick," 'cause that usually shuts me down, right? My wife knows it's like, "Hey, good call. I'll be over here." He writes back, "Nice!" All caps, exclamation, exclamation, exclamation! Nice! Right? So, I'm like, "All right dude, it's game on."

So I describe what I look like, right? In some fictional world, I'm like a female version of Santa Claus with big double D boobs. You can take me like an alpha; we can do this reindeer style and a discussion, right? No, he writes back, "What are you coming over? My mom makes really good s’mores."

And that's the last time I played World of Warcraft, people. Anyway, that's my time. I'm Jeff Ryman. Thank you so much for coming. Let's bring up to the stage a hand for all the other [Music] comics!

J, right, man! Yeah! All right, all right, all right! You guys have been fantastic! You have a good time here at Cross Platform Comedy!

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