UGLY DANCE -- DONG

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. I'm still in San Francisco. I was hanging out with Jake from the Key of Awesome, but he just left to go to the Big Sur, so yeah, I'm alone hanging out with some art and uhm, well, doing my laundry. But it's okay, because I did some research and found some things you can do online now, guys. As a bonus, we've got a special guest coming up, who helped me do some research this week. Rinry from RinryGameGame. She does really great video game history episodes that are quite Vsauce-y. Let's have some fun.

First things first, Cat Mario is so difficult it's hilarious. But Class 3 Outbreak.com lets you create and play zombie warfare maps anywhere in the world, even your own backyard, using Google Maps. qKirbyp recommended Draw a stick man, as did a lot of you. Why? Because this game is super creative. You draw your own character and the game animates them. You have to draw items and solutions to get them through the story. Now, when you finish, celebrate like weeMAN1300 by doing the Ugly Dance.com. You can upload your own photo here, give yourself some real-time moves and even share your dancing self with a unique URL.

As you know, I've been traveling and it's been difficult for me to research the DONGs that you guys deserve. But luckily, Rinry from RinryGameGame, right here on YouTube, whose channel I love, has come in to save the day. Here's an added bonus. Rinry has the cutest voice on YouTube. Don't believe me? Well, guess what, she's right behind me.

Hey Rinry, how do you doing?

Hey Michael, I'm Rinry. I'm not gonna say much right now, because my voice hurts, it's broken. Fortunately for you guys, I recorded the voice-over a couple of days ago. Awesome. Now here's the part that's really mind-blowing though. If you hear her voice, I'm the exact same age as her. Yeah, can you believe that? Maybe someday I'll do an episode on aging and free radicals and whatnot, but in the meantime, Rinry, give us some DONGs.

Here they are. Just like the NES, the Internet has provided us with a wealth of side-scrollers. Parasites gives the life of a parasitic creature the side-scrolling treatment. There are colorful landscapes, funny looking creatures, and so much jumping to be done. Thank you, sadlyzombiebait. Discover every pixel, The Small World, in a side-scrolling adventure sent in by louswebsite. Five small worlds to uncover and just one small jumping stick to do it.

If you've been typing all day and just wanna relax those aching fingers, sit back with Wonderputt. This mini putt course builds itself as you play and all you have to do is click and drag that mouse to guide the ball past maze-like obstacles. Guide the blue ball to the red ball in 3D maze, the rotating puzzler sent in by LyricQueen1231. Neon Maze is a cop above colors for you to contest as quickly as possible. Guide your color-coordinated buddy with your mouse to beat each level.

Just not interested in winning anymore? You can't win in Triangulate, but you may get addicted to manipulating triangle, just like myself and alltehstuffs did. Man In the Dark has an unlikely addiction to your mouse. He'll follow your cursor around the window and his body can become almost elastic in need to keep up with it. Did you think this man was alone in the dark? Click again.

If you just don't feel like focusing on what you're doing, the Disagreeing Internet will help. The way it refuses to stay still will guarantee a lack of focus on any task. The Hacker Typer will allow you to appear to be intensely focused on hacking while actually typing whatever gibberish you want. Just press F11 to full screen the page and pretend to hack like a pro.

Thank you so much for doing that, Rinry. I didn't have enough time this week to research as many DONGs as I wanted to, but you came through in the clutch and that makes you saucy in my book. Click here to check out her channel and maybe later on do something different for a change.

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