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Food Snatchers | Life Below Zero


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·Nov 11, 2024

Well, another beautiful morning. I'm always fat in the morning times. It's time to get a lot of things done, and dogs and things I got to do every morning. Those get woke up by these damn squirrels, and they're out there stealing my dog food. I see a squirrel right there eating my dog food.

These guys tear holes into my 67 dollar bag of dog food. Every one of those little pellets that they eat actually costs a lot of money. I don't like killing things, but you know what? It goes right in the dog pot, turned into dog food. Just throw it in the cooker with fish or meat, whatever I got while I'm cooking up. I want to let it go to waste; resources are resources out here.

You know, a lot of people would probably laugh at me for cooking up squirrels for my dogs, but I'm not gonna just leave them rotten in the woods and waste. I'm a little excited there, shot too soon! I want to kill them; I don't want to leave them to go off and suffer in the brush.

You know, I got a bunch of dog food here, and see these squirrels have eaten away. And did you know this here is some super quality chicken and beef and pork scraps? This is their base food here; it's a real high-grade kibble. You know, keeps these dogs going. These kind of dogs need a lot of calories, so I don't want to let squirrels be eating my expensive dog food.

This gun, I wouldn't say it's the most accurate or best gun, you know, but sure works— a blessing. Squirrels, squirrel your school can use. Easy, it doesn't come in and get this dog thing. Take my time with this one; this is what I call protecting my investment.

You just ran right on off; you're pretty quick like that. I don't think this gun's actually shooting that straight. It's kind of old and rickety, been beat around in dog sleds. I kind of decided it in because I'd rather do they die fast so I can throw them in the dog cooker. This thing isn't really seeming to be shooting that great. I'm gonna take this can and go see what's going on with it.

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