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Mr. Freeman, part 05


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·Nov 11, 2024

Dear friends, citizens of free democratic countries! I, the most popular long-lived viral ad, congratulate you with the New Year! What are you looking at?.. Aaah... Message!

The passing year was long and full of events. There was everything - happiness and sufferings, loss and finds. Everyone did something, gave something out, got something back. Somebody lost his purse - and somebody found it. Somebody got robbed, somebody got richer.

Ones counted voices, others swab oil. Made of all these small and contradictory events, here is the life of great country - our Motherland. Beat of its heart is made of our actions. I know that we will overcome all the difficulties to proof again that we have right for our own SPECIAL place in the history.

In fact, we all are actively working on it, some people even too hard. You scream so much that there is no need for thinking. I say "jack off" and you see only masturbating. I say "prostitute" - you consider that I mean cheap whores. I say "gorge each other" - you think ONLY of cannibalism.

Are you really stupid like that? Are you really stupid like that? Are you really stupid like that? Unlike you, my Country understood me; it knows me and hears me.

The relevant services already gave me a hint that they can bring me down back to my place... Now, my friends, you see the result of you screaming, ah? I don't know if I see you next year. But from the bottom of my heart, I want to ask you.

Think, and take the honest decision if you are ready to go with me! Happy Two-Thousand-Old Year!

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