Who has the Deathly-est Hallows? Harry Potter or Dr Strange --NERD WARS
Hey everybody! Welcome to Nerd Wars. I'm Fatih and I'm Jeff. We decided to do one topical: it's Harry Potter versus Doctor Strange. I'll be arguing Harry Potter, and I'll be arguing Doctor Strange.
Harry Potter is real! It's real! They got a wand, and you go to London, and you go down the little alley, and then you can go right into buying, you know, everything! Supplies! I've been to Hogwarts; it's awesome! Harry Potter's villains are all teachers. Doctor Strange has a doctor; his villains are not teachers. Who are his villains? Voldemort is not a teacher; never was a Hogwarts teacher! Let's try a Hogwarts student!
Oh, burned! Fact win! Jeff, you know it! Don't wear horses over Voldemort! Voldemort's superpower is having no nose. How is that a superpower? It's not a superpower, and that was an interpretation of the book. You know, Jeff, yes, you should be arguing for Doctor Strange because you have the same gay facial hair that he does! Which is why Doctor Strange would win!
Right? Beverly, our only argument is this patient. We are so awesome because I win all these Nerd Wars! Everyone knows that! Win the Nerd War! That wand doesn't even have magical powers.
Yes, he does! He has crappy magic! You know, explorative, you know, low common fighting. Doctor Strange has traveled through time! Traveled through the cosmos! Traveling through time? Do for you nothing! You actually got to be able to do something! No! You've done no crap! Go back in time! Time and kill J.K. Rowling! I just read that! Alright, freakin' Spider-Man comic book where he took Spider-Man back in time.
Yeah, how's it go? Prevent something? And you know who did all the work? Spider-Man! Because Doctor Strange is lame! No, Polly, good news right? Just smart guy, just like a teleportation device. That's all he's good for. I do the work when you could have some schmuck do it for you 'cause talking to you, Peter! Harry Potter knows like seven spells!
Alright, Doctor Strange, you need those five million! He even refuses to use them because he's a lazy schmuck. I'm okay! You're telling me, you're telling me right now, that a young man, a seventeen-year-old and a 35-year-old, you're gonna put your money on the 17-year-old in a fight? Yes? You're stupid!
He's limber! He's limber, but he's weak! He's on every little turd! Harry, I hate the powerful magician of all time. Then he's protected with the little lightning! Doctor Strange can't beat a lightning scar! You know why? You know why? Has that ever happened in the Marvel Universe? A lightning scar? And Doctor Strange ever encountered a little boy with the lightnings?
Yeah, yeah! He actually did! No one! You're just making this up! You know why? Because Harry Potter's ripped off of an old comic book! I don't remember the name of the comic book. I'd like you guys to tell us in these comments! You can leave it in the comments! Wizard little boy with a lightning bolt and a pet owl!
Alright! It's a comic book! She stole the idea! A homeless woman stole an idea from a comic book and all of a sudden we're all paying millions of dollars! Alright? That's called a scam! I'm so gonna see the movie this weekend!
Just okay, smart! I'm gonna tell you how awesome it is! Here's the thing: I don't need to watch like eight movies watching these kids go through puberty! Yes, you do! It's just—yes for you! You know, come on! Don't tell me you wouldn't tap Hermione!
I will tell you I'm not! I have 90 wood in five years! Call me up, Hermione Granger! I don't know! Ron 'cause he likes the gingers? No! Ron, I think, is a teen now!
So, yes! Alright, that's Nerd Wars! This fella says you think we're doing what? Doctor Strange is not gonna win! But tell us who you think would win!
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