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NERD WARS: John McClane (Die Hard) vs Indiana Jones


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·Nov 10, 2024

Hey Vsauce and wacky gamer fans, it's Jeff Fragment from Nerd Wars! We're trying something different this week. We're going over your comments on John McClane versus Indiana Jones.

Don't forget to comment on the videos, 'cause we may highlight them in next week's Nerd Wars. Straight from our Facebook page, Facebook Mikey Gamer.

Com is Voldemort from Harry Potter, the villain versus Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. But they're home, so let's get to the comments.

This was a good point. Us can't a fighter. Are we talking pre-Crystal Skull Andy or after? During? I'm assuming at their prime. I'm gonna say yes, definitely at their prime.

He goes on to say I'm gonna have to give it to Indy, just barely though. It's if it's both of them fighting during the fourth movies, John McClane all the way. He doesn't seem to lose anything by the fourth movie!

Indy gets lame, and he does get lame! How much of that has to do with Harrison Ford just getting older and being more of a horrible actor? I don't know.

He was delivering his lines like he was stone the whole time!

Hey everybody, welcome to Nerd Wars! Today we're doing John McClane versus Indiana Jones. But first, we want to do the call to action for next week. The next argument's gonna be Voldemort versus Gandalf. Let us know who you think's gonna win, Batman!

But also, make sure to join us on Facebook, JackieGamer.com, where you can suggest the next Nerd Wars!

Alright, so the user, 70% of them, 70% said John McClane, and they're wrong! It's okay, my name is Reitman, it's cool! I'm always right, that's how it works!

Indiana Jones is definitely gonna win this one! Just Indiana Jones basically resisted the power of God. The Ark of the Covenant was opened, Indiana Jones basically fought through that stuff, watched Nazis die left and right.

Yeah, I'm out of it! Okay, that's the thing! He watched Nazis dying because he's smart! He doesn't need the John McClane fought the Nazis and almost beat Barack Obama in the 2008!

You're gonna switch it to John McCain? Who are we doing? John McClane from Die Hard? Oh, this is gonna be so much easier! John McClane went on to kick Indiana Jones, but...

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