yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

Mean Tweets with Neil deGrasse Tyson - Movies Edition | StarTalk


2m read
·Nov 11, 2024

And now for another edition of Neil deGrasse Tyson reads mean tweets.

Josh from school, that's his Twitter handle: "Josh from school, Neil Tyson is such a dweeb. Nobody watches science fiction movies for the science."

I wouldn't say nobody watches the science fiction movies for the science. I would say for sure Josh from school doesn't watch science fiction movies for the science. But if you watch science fiction movies for the science, you can get ideas about how to invent it tomorrow. So among all those who are inventing tomorrow, I do not expect to see Josh from school.

Another Twitter handle: "put your knife in me." That's creepy.

You can respect Neil deGrasse Tyson as much as you want; it doesn't change the fact that he seems like the worst person to watch movies with. First, let me set something straight: during a movie, I don't say a thing. It's after the movie I talk. Second, I know I'm not the worst person to see a movie with, and I think he will agree with me on this. The worst person to see a movie with is the person who read the book first.

"Oh my God! Oh, that didn't happen in the book! That character wasn't a death beam vvv!" Well get the hell out of the movie theater; nobody told you to come, Austin.

We'll go back to your damn book.

This is from Brynn Wolf: "Neil deGrasse Tyson has ruined me for space movies. I can't watch a flight scene without getting annoyed at hearing 'wynant'."

Yep, join the club.

This one is from World Chimps: "Neil Tyson, you seem to take pleasure proving Hollywood space movies wrong. Why can't you just enjoy space-themed movies? They're entertainment."

I agree, they're entertainment, and I do enjoy them. Suppose you went to see a period piece that took place in the middle of the nineteenth century and people come out in their gowns and their hoop skirts or whatever they were wearing in the day. And then someone shows up in tie-dyed bell-bottoms? You would cry foul.

You would say, "That is inaccurate because at that time tie-dye bell-bottoms didn't exist yet," and you would say you were taken out of the moment of the suspended disbelief of that film. You were denying me, the scientist, the same right of commentary on whether a director or a producer did their homework first.

"Fill the pastor! Come on Neil, I get it, science movies excite you, but you got to chill with the spoilers."

I agree, I don't intend to spoil anything. I happen, it's not on purpose.

So here's one: "JT lol hashtag when I was your age," riffing on my series of tweets, "when I was your age I spoiled movies like that jerk."

That concludes another episode of Neil deGrasse Tyson reads mean tweets.

More Articles

View All
The Mani Tribe's Blowgun | Primal Survivor
[music playing] HAZEN AUDEL: The Mani have an unrivaled knowledge of the local plants and trees, relying on them for almost everything they need. [non-english speech] Huh? [non-english speech] [non-english speech] That one right there. [non-english speec…
We Can’t Prove Most Theorems with Known Physics
The overwhelming majority of theorems in mathematics are theorems that we cannot possibly prove. This is Girdle’s theorem, and it also comes out of Turing’s proof of what is and is not computable. These things that are not computable vastly outnumber the …
Car payment calculation | | Car buying | Financial Literacy | Khan Academy
So let’s think a little bit about how you might likely pay for a car. Now, there’s really three ways to pay for a car. One, you might just have enough cash in your bank account and you could pay for it outright. Another model is that you could rent the ca…
These Giant Manta Rays Just Want to Hang Out | Expedition Raw
We are at the Ravi Hio Island, 300 miles from shore off of Mexico, and we’re putting Critter cams on giant mantas for the first time. Mantas are so friendly that they just hang out with the divers, so we wouldn’t get any interesting footage because we’d …
John Gotti Sr.'s Rise to Power | Narco Wars: The Mob
[music playing] - It’s snowing out, a little snowing, white Christmas. - I know it’s going to happen any day now. So the plan that they came up with was rather ingenious. They decided to take Paul Castellano out by luring him to one of his favorite resta…
Flipping and compressing a graph
The graph of y is equal to the absolute value of x is reflected across the x-axis and then compressed vertically by a factor of 8⁄3. What is the equation of the new graph? All right, so let’s think about this step by step. If I start, and I’m just going …