yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

The Elves of Iceland | Explorer


2m read
·Nov 11, 2024

Many a culture is home to a mythical beast, an elusive creature that thrives in the imagination, if not verifiable reality. The Scots have Nessie monstrously hiding in its Highland Loch. Nepal has the abominably unverified Yeti. Even New Jersey has its own devil roaming the Pine Barrens, hell-bent on scaring the bejesus out of unsuspecting campers.

And here in majestic Iceland, there are the elves, who you really don't want to cross, especially if you happen to be into sub-arctic tunnel construction.

“Why are you saying that this project is running two years late?”

“Possibly absolutely because of owls.”

Hmm, the look of a journalist trying to remain open-minded. Surely the government body overseeing Iceland's infrastructure projects can't take all of this elf roberge seriously, as a government policy or possibly government custom, to take into account potential elf habitation when putting in roads and that sort of thing.

“We are not going to look at a line for a road; don't think maybe their heirs are there or they were there. It's more like if something comes up, and come up it has.”

In 2013, the government allowed a new road to be delayed by apparently invisible elves inside one giant rock.

“Alice's after the Earl's gave permission.”

“Yeah, I mean our lady who told us that this was probably a chapel and there were alps living there.”

“She said belief in unseen rock-dwelling elves has been around since the Vikings arrived in this country over a thousand years ago. Apparently, Norse beliefs die hard because an elf lady and taxpayer kronor to move a 70-ton boulder is no big deal in this Icelandic government department.”

“It’s nice to sort of think about hidden people covering in the rocks and everywhere. I mean, it would be really, really nice if they were there.”

More Articles

View All
The Sea Otter's Enchanted Forest | America's National Parks
Just offshore, the shallow coastal waters are also a refuge for marine mammals, such as the sea lions that hang out on the rocks or hunt beneath the sea. Here, in their own enchanted forest, the kelp beds are several stories deep. [Music] There are seals…
The Man Who Killed Millions and Saved Billions (Clean Version)
The 1918 Nobel Prize for Chemistry is probably the most important Nobel Prize ever awarded. It was given to German scientist Fritz Haber for solving one of the biggest problems humanity has ever faced. His invention is directly responsible for the lives o…
The Stock Market Just Flipped
What’s up, you guys? It’s Graham here. So hold on one second, I’m going to invest some money really quick. [Applause] Oops! Well, that’s basically what investing felt like this week after the inflation data came out. That’s right, in the last week we’ve …
Using related volumes | Solid geometry | High school geometry | Khan Academy
[Instructor] We’re told that all of the following figures have the same height. All of the figures except for B have square bases. So that’s a square base, that’s a square, that’s a square, and that’s a square. All of the figures except for C are prisms. …
How I sell private jets to billionaires!
My name is Steve Varsano and I have a company called The Jet Business, and we’re involved with the buying and selling of corporate jets. I live in the UK; I work in the UK. I set up my business in the UK, but my business is global. The final purchase pric…
The productivity hack nobody is talking about
There’s a chance that you’re trying way too hard to change your life. You’re expending all of your willpower on things that don’t require it. Let me give you an example: I’ve been playing hockey for about 20 years. I’m going to be 27 this year and I’ve be…