Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die

less than 1m read

·Nov 11, 2024

Oh, oh, damn it! Oh, God damn it! Hold, hold, hold! Damn it! Goddamn mules! Hold! No, you hold! Too much traffic, motorcycles, bicyclists—everything was too much for the mule.

And once he started plunging down that hill and the jugs were hitting the bushes, all it did was make him go faster. He threw me in an aspen tree, and, uh, lucky I didn't get hurt. Oh man, I got a lot of blood! We got a problem, yep, yep! Oh good mule, wicked bad!

That's a good one! Y... That's a good one, that's bad! God damn it! Son of a God damn it! Somebody left a glass water jug in the woods, and my mule ran right over it. I got to get a bandage on there right now!

Hold! My whole little water trip just got ruined in a heartbeat! I'm hoping that that wound is superficial, just a big cut.

I'm sorry, Scout. Back in the day, we didn't have all this stuff buzzing around, motorcycles spooking my mule. These mules would have gotten along just fine in a horse world, which was where we were back then. But, uh, it is what it is, and we don't live in the past—we live in the future now.

We got to get these guys to acclimate to the modern world that we live in.

EPIC BATMAN GIRLS And More: IMG! 16

College and Khan Academy: District-wide Strategies for SAT Prep

View All

Current market conditions in corporate aviation.

[Music] I was going to hit that peak next year. Do you expect the demand to remain? If you got that report just the other day, maybe it was delivered to you by horse, because that information is old and it’s not true. The industry probably hit its peak, …

The Last Human – A Glimpse Into The Far Future

The future of humanity seems insecure. Rapid climate change, political division, our greed and failings make it hard to look at our species with a lot of optimism, and so many people think our end is in sight. But humans have always thought they lived in …

Property rights in a market system | Basic Economic Concepts | AP(R) Microeconomics | Khan Academy

In this video, we’re going to talk about an idea that’s crucial to the proper functioning of an economy under a market-based system, and that’s the idea of property rights. It’s just the idea that everyone agrees on who owns what and what they can do wit…

TIL: Wild Lions Live in India | Today I Learned

[Music] Most people think about lions in Africa, but very few people know that they actually exist in India too. It looks, uh, not very different from the African lion. It is, however, a bit smaller. It does have flappy skin on the stomach that looks diff…

Richard Carranza on how NYC is handling school closures during Covid-19 | Homeroom with Sal

Hi everyone! Welcome to the daily homeroom live stream, which is something that all of us at Khan Academy started up once we started having mass school physical closures. I should say many seems like a lifetime ago. It’s just a way to keep in touch, have …

How Close Are We to Flying Cars? | How Sci-Fi Inspired Science

You’re stuck on the highway, bumper-to-bumper traffic. A commute that should have taken a few minutes has now somehow become an hour-long endeavor. And this happens. We all have one of two thoughts: one, monster truck; or two, wish I could just fly over t…

Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die

More Articles