yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die


less than 1m read
·Nov 11, 2024

Oh, oh, damn it! Oh, God damn it! Hold, hold, hold! Damn it! Goddamn mules! Hold! No, you hold! Too much traffic, motorcycles, bicyclists—everything was too much for the mule.

And once he started plunging down that hill and the jugs were hitting the bushes, all it did was make him go faster. He threw me in an aspen tree, and, uh, lucky I didn't get hurt. Oh man, I got a lot of blood! We got a problem, yep, yep! Oh good mule, wicked bad!

That's a good one! Y... That's a good one, that's bad! God damn it! Son of a God damn it! Somebody left a glass water jug in the woods, and my mule ran right over it. I got to get a bandage on there right now!

Hold! My whole little water trip just got ruined in a heartbeat! I'm hoping that that wound is superficial, just a big cut.

I'm sorry, Scout. Back in the day, we didn't have all this stuff buzzing around, motorcycles spooking my mule. These mules would have gotten along just fine in a horse world, which was where we were back then. But, uh, it is what it is, and we don't live in the past—we live in the future now.

We got to get these guys to acclimate to the modern world that we live in.

More Articles

View All
A moral consequentialist property norm?
So the context of this is the social contract and one statist’s attempt to defend it. David John Wellman says, “It would be more accurate to characterize my beliefs as if there is such a thing as legitimate property, then the US legitimately owns governin…
How I Plan a Productive Week in Under 10 Minutes with Amplenote
Hey everyone, in this video I want to show you my system of planning a productive day and week using Android. [Music] So in my YouTube channel, I talked about many note-taking apps like Obsidian, Remnant, and Rome. But in this video, I want to talk about…
15 Daily Rituals for Cultivating a Growth Mindset
Many people ask themselves what they should do to improve their mindset and reach a point where they can be productive, get things done, and be the best version of themselves. But few of them actually focus on what it takes to improve their mindset. And w…
I Didn't know Birds use Math in Murmurations! - Smarter Every Day 234
I don’t know why, but every day in that tree right there, birds congregate together. Then, at some point, they lift off and they start flying together in a flock. You got all these birds that are just moving almost like they’re a macro-organism. You’ve go…
Everest Weather - Data is in the Clouds | National Geographic
Everest is one of the most extreme environments on the planet, and nobody has ever fully quantified the climate conditions up there. We’re going to be pushing the envelope, attempting to install the highest weather station in the world to improve our unde…
The Antibiotic Apocalypse Explained
What would you say if we told you that humanity is currently making a collaborative effort to engineer the perfect superbug? A bug that could kill hundreds of millions of people? Well, it is happening right now. We are in the process of creating a superba…