Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die

less than 1m read

·Nov 11, 2024

Oh, oh, damn it! Oh, God damn it! Hold, hold, hold! Damn it! Goddamn mules! Hold! No, you hold! Too much traffic, motorcycles, bicyclists—everything was too much for the mule.

And once he started plunging down that hill and the jugs were hitting the bushes, all it did was make him go faster. He threw me in an aspen tree, and, uh, lucky I didn't get hurt. Oh man, I got a lot of blood! We got a problem, yep, yep! Oh good mule, wicked bad!

That's a good one! Y... That's a good one, that's bad! God damn it! Son of a God damn it! Somebody left a glass water jug in the woods, and my mule ran right over it. I got to get a bandage on there right now!

Hold! My whole little water trip just got ruined in a heartbeat! I'm hoping that that wound is superficial, just a big cut.

I'm sorry, Scout. Back in the day, we didn't have all this stuff buzzing around, motorcycles spooking my mule. These mules would have gotten along just fine in a horse world, which was where we were back then. But, uh, it is what it is, and we don't live in the past—we live in the future now.

We got to get these guys to acclimate to the modern world that we live in.

Watch: Elephant Attack From a Survivor’s POV | National Geographic

Math on the Brain | Dirty Rotten Survival

View All

This Black Hole Could be Bigger Than The Universe

We proudly present to you: The kurzgesagt Guide to Curiosity. Join us on an interactive adventure across 160 thrilling pages that will change your perspective on the world forever. Available now on the kurzgesagt shop. You might be inside a black hole th…

State checks on the judicial branch | US government and civics | Khan Academy

In previous videos, we had talked about the 1896 Supreme Court case Plessy versus Ferguson, which is a good one to know in general if you’re studying United States history and/or United States government. But this is where we got the principle of separate…

Creativity break: Why is creativity important in algebra? | Algebra 1 | Khan Academy

[Music] It’s all about solving problems. It’s not about, like, maybe in previous years you’ve done a multiplication table memorization. It’s not like memorizing how to solve problems; it’s learning the tools of how to solve problems and then using them, u…

The Japanese Government Wants You to Date | Explorer

[music playing] FRANCESCA FIORENTINI (VOICEOVER): Here in the Japanese countryside, some of Japan’s most eligible bachelors are waiting to meet their mates. The mayor is here. Parents are here. Eligible bachelors and bachelorettes are here. FRANCESCA FI…

15 Lessons That Take The Longest to Learn

You don’t have as much time as you think you have. Some incredibly important lessons become obvious only in retrospect, but you learn them the hard way. This video is your unique opportunity to learn these lessons now so you can benefit from them for the …

The Problem With Spending $1,000,000 In 24 Hours | Mr Beast

What’s up guys? It’s Graham here. So I’ve been following the series by Mr. Beast in which 16 people compete for the chance to win the grand prize of 1 million dollars. Over the last month, those contestants have been whittled down to a remaining four, an…

Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die

More Articles