Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die

less than 1m read

·Nov 11, 2024

Oh, oh, damn it! Oh, God damn it! Hold, hold, hold! Damn it! Goddamn mules! Hold! No, you hold! Too much traffic, motorcycles, bicyclists—everything was too much for the mule.

And once he started plunging down that hill and the jugs were hitting the bushes, all it did was make him go faster. He threw me in an aspen tree, and, uh, lucky I didn't get hurt. Oh man, I got a lot of blood! We got a problem, yep, yep! Oh good mule, wicked bad!

That's a good one! Y... That's a good one, that's bad! God damn it! Son of a God damn it! Somebody left a glass water jug in the woods, and my mule ran right over it. I got to get a bandage on there right now!

Hold! My whole little water trip just got ruined in a heartbeat! I'm hoping that that wound is superficial, just a big cut.

I'm sorry, Scout. Back in the day, we didn't have all this stuff buzzing around, motorcycles spooking my mule. These mules would have gotten along just fine in a horse world, which was where we were back then. But, uh, it is what it is, and we don't live in the past—we live in the future now.

We got to get these guys to acclimate to the modern world that we live in.

How Spiders Use Electricity to Fly | Decoder

Determining the effects on f(x) = x when replaced by f(x) + d or f(x - c) | Khan Academy

View All

Interactions between populations | Ecology and natural systems | High school biology | Khan Academy

In the introduction to ecology, we introduce the idea of a community, which is all about different populations that are in the same habitat, that share the same area, or that are in the same area. So, populations, and if we’re thinking in terms of water o…

Chasing the World’s Largest Tornado | Podcast | Overheard at National Geographic

Go one and a half miles. In 2013, Anton Simon was crisscrossing Oklahoma roads in a minivan. Anton is a scientist who studies tornadoes, and his team saw a huge one out the window. “Wait, okay, yeah, keep going. It’s very close, tornado very close.” And…

Predicting the Apocalypse? | The Story of God

But is it possible to predict the end? A few years back, many people thought they had. According to popular legend, the ancient Maya thought the apocalypse would arrive on a specific date: December 21st, 2012. I want to know if this is really true, so I’v…

Sources of genetic variation | Inheritance and variation | High school biology | Khan Academy

In this video, we’re going to talk about sources of genetic variation, which is key for evolution and natural selection to happen. Just as a little bit of a primer: natural selection, you can have a bunch of different organisms with different genetics, di…

Secrets from Longevity Experts l Transform Your Health and Extend Your Lifespan

I think of all the money I’ve invested in so many businesses over the years, and I didn’t invest enough in myself, which is the most important business I have. So I’m obviously trying to fix that these days. Mr. Wonderful here, back in the United Arab Emi…

Sal Khan & John Dickerson: introduction | US government and civics | Khan Academy

So, Sal here from Khan Academy, and I’m excited to be here with John Dickerson, co-host of CBS This Morning. And I’m excited to be here too! Some of y’all might be wondering what we are doing together. We are going to be talking about civics and governme…

Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die

More Articles