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Superheroes MAKING BABIES


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·Nov 10, 2024

[Music]

Hey Vsauce, how are you doing? It's Michael here at the 2010 New York ComiCon, and I'm joined by Ramona. Myself and Rusty are going to be counting down the top superheroes to have a child with. So, I'm going to let you be my first victim. What superhero would you want to have a child with and why?

"Captain America."

Okay, good. He's a shield; he can protect you. But you know, he knows how to get a little violent.

"Oh wow, I didn't know that! If you could have a child with any superhero, who would it be?"

"Wonder Woman. Lady Deadpool. Someone that doesn't fly."

"Why?"

"I don't want to, like, you know, it's like, up there. What am I going to do? Definitely not the Flash. Not the FL. Not the Flash! Not the Invisible Man; nothing is going to make it difficult. Maybe the blob."

"The Blob, all right. If you could have a child with any superhero, what superhero would it be?"

"Ooh, that's pretty tough. Superman 'cause he'd be a super baby."

[Music]

I think that's a very easy question because all superheroes generally have anger management issues or alcoholism or something. But Superman doesn't. And who's going to be going to Kryptonite anytime soon? So, I think that he's the best shot for a good offspring: in vitro, in vitro, surrogate baby.

"Surrogate Deadpool!"

"Deadpool? You're wearing Green Lantern and still Deadpool?"

"I'm a Marvel fan."

"I'm also a Marvel fan."

"All right, you're still a Marvel fan. Now would the baby be disfigured like Wade?"

"Probably, but that'd be because I can dress him up in like a little Deadpool outfit and he'd be so cute."

"Probably Batman."

"Gambit! He's so much sexier than Batman. I'm sorry, I'd probably have to go with Rogue."

"Rogue, all right, all right."

"Rogue, you probably die having that baby."

"Yeah, but it'd be worth it, man."

"White Queen."

"White Queen! Wolverine!"

"Wolverine! The Baroness!"

"The Baroness?"

"Wow, wow, that is four. Did you know that?"

"I didn't. Wow, this is a revelation right now!"

"Where right now, they just express their love for each other or he expressed love for her, and it's gone unreciprocated, which is awkward for the rest of the day."

So, there you go. Those are the answers we got at Comic-Con. But let me know who you would choose in the comments below. Remember, it would be a kid that was half you and half whichever superhero you pick. Okay, so put it in the comments, and I'm going to throw it over to Jeff to curate all of the other stuff that Vsauce, Barely Political, Rusty, Andre Fetchko, blah blah blah blah blah Did It ComiCon. It's a lot of it. Help us out. Boom!

"Wacky gamer, that's me and Adam. We shot a bunch of videos of gameplay right here, and our continuing series of Nerd Wars, where we put two nerded characters against each other. We asked the cosplayers right here, Andrea Fetchko from Barely Political, and her own channel. Andrea Fetko did a nice little video on our Hot Mess series when she was dressed as a cosplayer, Princess Leia, in her slave outfit. What's up? She did that great video here."

"Rusty Ward from Barely Political, he did a great video where he went and asked, 'Are you smarter than a booth babe?,' interviewing both booth babes and attendees right here."

"And Dr. Cool Sex did a great Mario cosplay video where they went and invaded Comic Con as Mario and did a whole bunch of interviews with people. You can check that out right here. Seriously, click my chest."

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