How to name a boat ........ How I named my kayak

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·Nov 3, 2024

[Music] So I would, uh, like to tell you the story about how I named my boat. You can see I have a kayak, a nice green one, and, uh, as every man knows, your boat must have a name.

So I decided to ask my wife what she thought I should name my boat. I had one picked out already, so I said, "Well, darling, what do you think I should, uh, what do you think I should name the boat?" She says in her sweet little voice, "Aren't you supposed to name your boat after your wife?"

I said, "You know, darling, I love you so much I think I will name my boat after you." And, as you can see here, uh, her name isn't Dawn, but I ended up naming it the Dawn Treader, uh, after a really cool C.S. Lewis book that I like.

However, um, to the guys at work, I told them about how she wanted it named after her, so I ended up naming it after her. Um, I'll show you. I ended up naming it—see if I can do this without falling in the water—I ended up naming it, aka, the Bickering Nag.

So I don't really think that's what my wife had in mind, but my kayak's name is the Bickering Nag. Thank you for watching! Of course, I don't believe my wife is a Bickering Nag; it was just a joke.

If you want to see what I really think about my wife, you'll just click on my username over here and go to the video that I made about my wife called The Perfect Wife. You'll see what I really think about her; she's really a Proverbs 31 Woman.

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