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Why Geeks are Sexy: The Wing Girls


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·Nov 10, 2024

Hey Vsauce! I've got something special for you today. I'm sure you've heard of a wingman before, but have you ever heard of a wing girl? Well, guess what? There's two of them right now! They met with Ben and Mark in LA like a few weeks ago, and I said, "Hey, wait a second, ladies! What do you think of guys who are kind of shy?" And they said, "No, we'll make a video instead!" And that's exactly what they did.

So without further ado, lay back, relax, and enjoy the show! Hey Vsauce, what's up? I'm Jet, and I'm Star, and we're The Wing Girls, and we're invading your channel just for one night only, so stay with us! Yes!

So we ran into Ben and Mark from Key of Awesome, and they wanted us to do something with Michael. Yes! So here we are, and we're going to give a little bit of dating advice. Maybe some of you need it, maybe some of you don't, but you might as well watch either way. What are you going to do? Yeah, you're on the Vsauce Channel anyways!

We have videos like how to flirt, how to kiss, how to get out of the friend zone, stuff like that. That's a big one, so if you like any of that stuff, check us out. So we wanted to talk about Geeks, okay? Because we do love Geeks, and we were both Geeks in junior high and high school, and kind of still are.

The thing to remember is, like, if you're a geek now, then you know, maybe you are getting picked on. Maybe you're not the hero of your school, but those football jocks over there are going to be working at Burger King when you're, like, awesome. One day you're working for being awesome, that's your employment, and there's the Burger King! Not that there's anything wrong with that, no, it's totally okay! I love fries, especially curly fries, but that is not what we're talking about!

No, what are we talking about? So today we're going to tell you how to use being a geek, quote unquote, to your advantage with the ladies, right? 'Cause we're not trying to turn you into something you're not. We're just saying, "Hey, this is your thing, here's what you should do with it to get a girlfriend, or just some attention from the girls." Exactly, guys!

So interests are sexy, no matter what your interest is. Girls like that! So you can use it to your advantage. Say you're really good at computers and you spend your nights, like, taking apart your hard drive and putting it back together or whatever. If you see a girl in class that needs computer help, or you see that she's got a really old computer, like, offer to soup it up for her! You know, like, you've got the RAM? Tell her to bring it over, and you'll fix it. Like, boom! Instant holla!

And you know what's weird? That all of that technical stuff is the new form of chivalry! But the other thing you should remember is don't talk her ear off about what you're doing. Don't be like, "Well, I just had to unplug a wire and then put this other thing in there," and yeah, like, we don't hear it! We don't even know what you're saying!

Like us telling you about what happened on Sex and the City. Just do it, and then give her the finished product and be like, "You're wham bam thank you ma'am!" Yeah, that's hot!

Okay guys, so tell us what your passion is. What's your interest that is really cool and that you spend a lot of time on? Comment below right here, 'cause we want to know!

Yeah, what's your passion? All right, another thing you can remember is group activities equal FaceTime. All right, so if you've got all the latest equipment, you got the Wii, you got the Xbox 305, you got, you know, all the latest things! And we really, you know, we know what we're talking about, obviously! But if you got all the latest equipment, then you can invite people over to your house, have a little, like, "Here, we just got a new copy of Just Dance!"

You know, that's a game. "Um, let's play it together!" Yeah! And you know, at first it might just start out a bunch of guys doing it and then, you know, they can invite their sisters or their friends, and you guys can all, like, start hanging out and try to go for a game that's like an interactive one! Like, I know there are karaoke games out there, tennis games, stuff like that where everyone plays.

Oh, love Rock Band! Great! Yeah, and drummers are really sexy on Rock Band, so be the drummer! Okay guys, so use your niche to get girls! Okay? There are plenty of girls out there that are gamers, that you know, go to Comic-Con. They may be harder to find. You might have to find some of them on the internet, but they are out there! And if you put yourself out there and you're the only guy out of all those kind of shy guys that is actually talking to her, you're going to win!

That's true! I mean, we went to Comic-Con a couple years ago. There were lots of girls there, and you know, then you're kind of finding like-minded people that are into the same stuff that you are, so you've already got a common ground to start from! So it's to talk about already!

That's right! You can talk about Legend of Zelda. Don't show them how video game... [explicit] we are. We saw a Zelda guy. Oh, we did! He was smoking!

Okay guys, so biggest thing to remember is to just be yourself! That's huge! Huge! We don't want you guys to turn into Brad Pitt! We want you to be you and use what you've got to your advantage! Mhm! So sexy!

Yeah! And if you're actually talking to girls, you're 10 steps ahead of all your friends! Totally! So congrats! And if you want to see our video on why Geeks make better boyfriends, then click here! Do it! Click it right now, because they do, and we'll tell you why!

Yes! All right, so thanks Vsauce! And don't worry, your channel will be going back to normal after this video! Yes! Did not invade it forever! But if you, you know, liked what you saw here and want a little more, then come on over to The Wing Girls and see what we've got for you! [Music]

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