yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

How I Got Arrested Working to Save Elephants | National Geographic


2m read
·Nov 11, 2024

Imagine this: I'm in Tanzania and I am about to enter the airport in Dar es Salaam. I have a large suitcase with elephant tusks inside. I'm trying to put all the bags in together to try to mask, and the bags go through. Then he says the worst thing an airport official can possibly say in a moment like that: he says, "Open that bag."

I open the bag and there's really no getting around it. I lift the tusks out, and all hell breaks loose. So what I haven't told you is that these elephant tusks were fake. I had them made by a taxidermist in New Jersey named George Dante, and he's the taxidermist for the American Museum of Natural History.

I went to him and I said, "George, I need perfect elephant tusks, and inside I want to put a satellite-based GPS system. I'm going to take these tusks over to Africa, and I'm going to use them in the black market."

He said, "Brian, I've never done anything like this." And then he asked, "Brian, let me get this straight: are you telling me you could get killed if they don't believe that these are real?"

I said, "It's going to be very important." George takes a couple of months; he has made these perfect tusks. They have the right feel, the right look, the right density, and the right sound. You know if you cut a tusk in half, like cutting a tree, there are rings inside—he's painted those, hand-painted. He's painted all the little cracks along the tusk. It was extraordinary.

You know, elephants are under siege and this isn't just an animal problem. The Rangers on the ground to protect these elephants are being killed, and the ivory is being used to fund terrorist organizations operating in Africa. So this is a human problem as well as an animal problem, and it's one we have to do better on.

So I'm telling the Tanzanian airport official that these are fake, that I've had them made and that it's part of a study I'm doing. He starts to believe me, and then behind him, people start pointing at the X-ray machine. I hear him saying, "No, it's not ivory." He's looking at the electronics inside the tusk, and he says, "That's not an elephant tusk; that's a bomb."

And then it was about as bad as it's ever gotten for me in terms of being thought of as a criminal. The police grabbed me and took me to an interrogation room, and then things went from kind of amusing—"Won't this make a good story?"—to, "Uh, okay, this is real."

The next morning, all the officials come, and after five or six hours, they're mostly convinced. They're convinced enough to let me go, let's put it that way. There were some people who never stopped believing I was real.

After everything was over, after they said, "Okay, you're free to go," many of the officials who arrested me came to the airport to say goodbye. They've all become Facebook friends. So I don't get in too much trouble, but occasionally, I get in a lot of trouble. [Music]

More Articles

View All
What Should You Expect as a Beginner Investor? (w/ @ThePlainBagel)
[Music] Welcome back to the new money advent calendar! I’ve got another great collab coming in today. I’m joined by Richard Coffin from The Plain Bagel. How you doing Richard? Good, how are you doing dude? Yeah, I’m doing very well! Very well! It’s good…
How a bill becomes a law | US government and civics | US government and civics | Khan Academy
In other videos, we have first started talking about the legislative branch of the United States federal government. We talk about how it has two houses: the Senate, which has 100 members (two per state, two times fifty), and the House of Representatives,…
THE GAME OF LIFE and other DONGs!
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here with some things you can do online now, guys. Let’s start the DONGs off in the right hands with misternicehands.com. You can pull his finger. Wordle.net analyzes text, like on a web site, and generates a free word cloud with fun…
Better models, better startups.
Um, this can just basically supercharge that and, you know, have one person do the work of 10. Yeah, we call this episode “Better Models, Better Startups.” I think that is literally true for B2B companies, where it’s like the underlying models—like B2B s…
Lightcone: Consumer is back, What’s getting funded now, The vibes immaculate
It feels like there’s more energy around this batch than there has been for as long as I can remember for any YC batch. Like, what do you think’s happening? There’s a platform shift, and this is the moment where every single SAS dollar in the world is up …
The Best Aperture Videos of 2023
You wake up to the sound of the alarm on your iPhone, and annoyed that you couldn’t get more sleep, you grudgingly unlock your phone to see what’s going on in the world. There’s an email from Amazon telling you that your package has been delivered, so you…