ZOMBIE BOTTLE-OPENER! ... LÜT #24

Suck on a fish head lollipop and chew bubble gum shaped like butt cheeks. It's episode 24 of LÜT. Vat19's chameleon lamp detects the color of the surface it's on and glows that color. You can also turn your iPhone into a laser pointer with an app and a smart dot that plugs right into the headphone jack.

But what has even more energy than a laser? That's right, Vsauce t-shirts. The official team jerseys of Wesaucers everywhere, for boys and girls. We just launched this store. If you get one and wear it to VidCon, reward yourself with cookies cut into Pacman shapes or just march the shapes down Abbey Road.

Busted Tees has more apparel designs. You can twist nerdy brains with "Similes are like metaphors," or my favorite, Helvetiva written in Comic Sans. Or the first true digital cowboy. Busted Tees also offers bookends? Well, this one makes it look like your books are about to squish a guy.

Knob Creek Metal Arts makes even more. Chainsaws, giraffes, mermaids, abductions and more. Butt magnets, animal butt magnets. Are you trying to carry stuff more often? Well, TheCheeky brings you glasses you can't set down. They have no flat bottom, so they'll spill if you try to put them down.

Now, this amazingly intricate chocolate temple is even more intricately wrapped in silver foil. But here's an even better idea. Make hard things soft. These pillows photo realistically reproduce textures like plywood and concrete, but if you prefer be musical with boombox pillows and keep it cute with glasses that give you anime eyes.

Of course, these glasses make it look like someone's got their hands over your eyes, but I prefer to shade my sight with a country. The USA. Now, you don't really need glasses when it's rainy, but how will you write on paper? Easy, with write in the rain - special waterproof paper that a pencil will always write on, especially if you sharpen it inside the nostril of a nose pencil sharpener.

When the Sun comes back out, this iPad case will charge the iPad in it using solar power. But even without the Sun, sprout bookmarks make it look like life and leaves are springing from your novels. Novels you store on invisible shelves. The special peace holds 15 pounds of book, but hides inside the bottom book, so they appear to float in the air.

Now, back to leaves. If you get leaves like spinach and other junk stuck in your teeth after eating, fear no more with a mirror in a plate. Once you're done eating you reveal a mirror to check your teeth. You can look beyond your own face and into space with ThinkGeek's space-y serving bowls - the Moon, the Sun and Earth.

For the kids or yourself, I like this landscape dinner set. A Sun cup, a house plate, evergreen utensils and a cloud bowl. Now, if the food on the plate is bland, season it with salt and pepper from shakers shaped like Fred and Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby, Kermit and Miss Piggy or Fozzie Bear and a banana peel.

You can precisely warm your now seasoned dishes in the oven with this magnetic timer that makes your fridge look like a safe. Or just use a watch that is a giant 10-key number pad. ThinkGeek also offers a chocolate-scented t-shirt featuring a chocolate molecule from Theobroma cacao.

Even sweeter is upgrading your unsightly mudflap girls with these smart mudflaps girls. Now jam to some tunes played out of your Marshall amp. Just kidding, it's a mini fridge full of beers you can open with the jaws of a brain-hungry zombie. If zombies scare you, try using a night light shaped like a creature trying to unplug itself.

Or, light your way with this USB powered lamp that looks like a cup of melty chocolate pouring all over. But if you need more USB ports, Fred Flare offers this cute little poodle USB hub. You can turn any photo into a hip retro polaroid with these polar frames.

And stop flicking your wrist to tell the time with this watch. It's tilted 55 degrees, so it lines up with the natural way you hold your arms in front of you. Now, earlier this week I was in Munich at Frühlingsfest where I successfully saw historical things, ferris wheel things, ate a half meter long sausage and met Bernd das Brot.

I got water on my glasses, because it hailed. I did get a giant pretzel... And as always, thanks for watching.