yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

Target Practice for Turkeys | Live Free or Die


2m read
·Nov 11, 2024

So I'm going to, I'm going to call out some of these turkeys to go on a date with me, and I've been working on my call really. Yeah, it goes like this: you sounded like a turkey. Spring and turkey hunting go hand in hand. At the mountains of North Carolina, homesteaders Tony and Amelia want to get in on the action.

I've been wanting to hunt since I was like 15 or something, and this year we saw a bunch of turkey scratching everywhere. I thought, well, that's free food just hanging out, and they want us to eat them. We just assumed that they wanted us to eat them. I don't know, maybe they didn't.

There's just one problem: I've never hunted before, so this is all new for me, and we need a shotgun. So they're paying a visit to a neighbor who might be able to help. I wonder what Dad's going to be up to; probably something horse-related. My dad lives really close by on a small farm. He's got horses and he's got some chickens.

Hello! Hey! Oh, you look so nice! Hey guy, how you doing? I'm going to shoot holes in all kinds of—okay, I'm going to ask one thing: me and you are real silly guys. Yeah? Okay, we're going to be serious now. Okay, from here on in, life serious about the gun. Cool.

He W being serious, he don't look serious. I know Marks, a wacky, zany character like me; he knows how to crank it up a notch. So, there she be. That's beautiful, isn't it? Here we go. It's a nice gun, it's like a shotgun to me. Yeah, nice! It's a pump shotgun. This is the release for the pump.

I've never shot a shotgun before. I never even shot a gun. When you bring up your target, okay, you bring up the front bead first, then you bring up the rear piece. Okay. Okay, all right, let's shoot! I'm a little bit nervous; I'm a little concerned that the shotgun might blow me up, so I'm really trying to avoid that.

I'm going to lean forward just a little bit. Fire one! Ready? Jesus Christ! Jeez! Ow! Christ, man! That one felt worse! God blew a big old hole! Look at that! I think you're wasting bullets on a static target! Turkeys don't sit around, you know!

So, we're going to reduce some moving targets. We have a cardboard turkey, and my dad has set up an elaborate pulley system where the turkey is going to go flying across this field. Looks like a turkey to me. If I blow its head off, can I eat it? Ready to make the turkey fly?

He got a moving target! He’s flying. [Music] Did I hit it? I think I hit it! I hit it! That's impressive, man! Hit it on the first try! Mar hooks us up with the shotgun, and I did a pretty good job if I do say so myself.

Are we going to eat this thing or what? I was able to shoot that moving cardboard target! I'm more confident now about hunting. Really doing this, I got him right!

More Articles

View All
Inside a Civil War Most People Have Never Heard of | National Geographic
This family was luckier than most. After nine days as hostages, these men returned to their loved ones. It was an incredible moment to witness. So in a I too, kind of fear, anger, and hope is present every day in the Central African Republic. Since 2013,…
You’re Not Lazy : How To Force Your Brain To Crave Doing Hard Things
I found myself struggling to stick with the gym, eat healthy, or reduce my alcohol consumption, even though I know it’s good for me and probably what I’m supposed to be doing. For the last 5 to 6 years, I struggled with binge eating and body dysmorphia qu…
Ramses, Master of Diplomacy | Lost Treasures of Egypt
[music playing] NARRATOR: On the border with Ancient Nubia, Ramses built another massive monument, the mountain temple of Abu Simbel. Colleen has come here searching for clues about how Ramses’s military skill contributed to the success of his empire. Th…
Ionic bonds | Molecular and ionic compound structure and properties | AP Chemistry | Khan Academy
Most of what we’ve talked about so far has been atoms in isolation. We have thought about the number of electrons and protons and neutrons and the electron configuration of atoms. But atoms don’t just operate in isolation. If that were the case, the whole…
Why I’ll never use Stash investing
What’s the guys? It’s Graham here. So, after posting my review on Acorns Investing, many of you have asked that I review another investing app known as Stache. And no joke, this was such a popular request! At least a few hundred of you have asked for this…
Society and religion in the New England colonies | AP US History | Khan Academy
Depending on where you grow up in the United States, you might hear a different story about the founding of this country. Now, I grew up in Pennsylvania, and the story that I heard was about the Pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock. They were a group of deep…