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Top 5 WTF "Dances" in Video Games: V-LIST #5


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·Nov 10, 2024

Hey B saucers, how you doing? Michael here. First things first, did you see the story about Xbox banning a guy for having offensive language in his profile, only to learn later that he actually did live in Fort Gay, West Virginia? Well, you can read more about it in the description. The whole thing is resolved now, but the guy must feel so lucky that he didn't also live on Curly Dick Road.

All right, let's get down to business! The entire point of this video is that I wanted to share my five favorite video game WTF dances. Obviously, when it comes to WTF dancing, naked Sim orgies have everyone beat, but that doesn't mean that there can't be other contenders. So, let's go ahead and start with number five: Moon walking in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Number four: dancing in Little Big Planet. Look, look at those guys. They're, um... okay, sorry, that's just humping. Next, Infamous has been a treasure trove of awesome glitches, but my favorite is this girl. Look at her, look at her! Which reminds me of a video I saw of a character created for Minecraft. He's got some nice moves, but it looks like he's having the same kind of seizure that that girl was having. In fact, if this is the kind of dancing you like, I heard the easiest way to do it is just get your head stuck in a tree.

Let's move on to something classy, something cultured, and refined. How about Mass Effect to [Music] ballet? And if ballet is not your style, maybe butt dancing is. Here's Laura Coss to show us. Yep, okay, mhm.

Number one: okay, this is my favorite because it's not really a glitch. It's very effortful, and it takes some skill. It's dancing in Halo.

All right, so that's my list! Let me know below if there's any other type of WTF you'd like me to cover next. Maybe it's just mods; I'm having a lot of fun with those right now. But anyway, thank you guys for listening, and stay tuned tomorrow for a super awesome Nerd Wars! I'm looking forward to it. Okay, bye-bye!

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