yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

AK’s and Alcohol | Explorer


2m read
·Nov 11, 2024

Check, check. Here we are. We have arrived, and, uh, waiting for the commander. Just in time! It's, uh, just turning out, which isn't exactly ideal. The air is thick with ganja smoke. I'm 3 hours walk from the nearest town, and I'm completely at their mercy.

So, uh, I find myself in North Kuu, on the border of Barunga National Park, in a Mii village, waiting for the commander of the forces here. A couple of guys in the corner here, of them, are going to be older than 20 years old, AKs by their side, having a drink. It is probably the most surreal Friday night I've ever had in my life.

Waragi, made of distilled banana leaves, was originally called warin. It’s cheap, available, but sometimes fatal when homemade. The alcohol has been blamed for blindness and death. "I have to give to you." "You have to give to me." "Yeah, yeah, nice." "How do I say thank you?" "Asante, Asante, Asante."

That's [Music]. It's been about 2 hours since I got here. No one's really let on what's happening. As far as I know, I'm still waiting for the [Music] commander. Finally, I made my way onto another hut, but still no commander. The second in command, through stoned and glassy eyes, invites me to a meal of aali, basically mashed cassava and lake fish.

"There fish here?" "Yeah, I tried that because of the fish." Now, whether it's God's to give or not, the government policy in Lake Edward, plagued by decades of overfishing, now dictates that people follow rules such as not fishing in the shallow waters where fish breed. The Mii clearly resent Demar Ro's oversight.

I'm just going to keep on coming up. I'm pretty buzzed for sure on the waragi, but I don't think it's a good idea to sleep with 20 stoned adolescents with AK-47s roaming about. Hopefully, tomorrow I can get an interview with the commander and get out of Dodge.

More Articles

View All
What Forces Are Acting On You?
What are the forces acting on you right now? I want to answer this question by introducing something called a free body diagram. This is a sketch that scientists make that shows all the forces acting on an object. Each force is represented by an arrow; th…
A Few Miles from ISIS | Explorer
I covered the war in southern Iraq as a journalist, but never set foot in the north until after the Americans had gone. I couldn’t believe it was the same country. The city of Sulimania is a liberal island in a region flooded with extremism. Enemies are a…
Relativity: Warping the Fabric of Spacetime
[Music] When someone is asked what they want to do with their life, we’re used to a familiar response: “I want to change the world. I want to make an impact.” While there are certainly many people who have made extraordinary contributions to society over …
The Housing Market Bubble Just Popped
What’s up you guys, it’s Graham here! So we have to talk about what’s going on with the housing market because it was just found out that prices are continuing to go higher. Wait, what? Yep, you heard that correctly! Even though housing starts have dropp…
How Do You Get a Haircut in Antarctica?: Day in the Life of a Scientist | Continent 7: Antarctica
[Music] So this is my Scott based haircut. This is a new one for me. I can say I’ve got my haircut in Antarctica by a butcher. By butcher, that’s a carpenter, and he’s only got one eye, and he’s half L, and he’s only got one eye. He says, “Half fine, here…
Why Age? Should We End Aging Forever?
If you had to choose right now, how long would you want to live? 80 years? 90? 120? Longer? And do you think you’ll change your mind once you reach that age? Fifty thousand years ago, most humans died very young. As we learned how to use the resources ar…