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NERD WARS: Blizzcon Kerrigan, Lich King, Diablo and Deathwing 1/2


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·Nov 10, 2024

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Hey guys, this is Jeff from Wacky Gamer. You had awesome BlizzCon nerd War suggestions! I'm really excited to go ask the fans. Meanwhile, go to Facebook.WackyGamer.com and you can contribute and see some of our pictures.

I still have to go with Kerrigan, obviously, because, well, when a woman's angry, can a man really ever stand a chance? Yeah, I would have to say, 'cause she's a chick and she's such a badass. It has to be Kerrigan. She's got more pointy things out of here. Uh, Kerrigan because she's got boobs. Arthas would be distracted; he'd be like, "Oh hello."

I wasn't going to go with Kerrigan, but you sold me on Arthas. 'Cause I don't know, 'cause I don't play anything other than WoW, so Arthas kicks her ass any day. Although I did see a smoking hot girl out here dressed as Kerrigan. She was in the costume contest. Holy [ __ ]! Arthas, hands down! No way, Kerrigan would smoke him!

That's not true! Defiles, that doesn't even matter! Kerrigan, you can cut off a Kerrigan's limb; it'll grow right back. She's got a healing factor! The Valkyr would carry her off the edge!

Wings, hello! It doesn't matter! You're like stunned when you're get carried off by the Valkyr.

Yeah, but they drop you off the edge flying back!

I have flight form as a druid, and I never got to fly back!

Okay, Kerrigan is not a druid. Yeah, she's an infested Zerg! She's a [ __ ] with a healing factor! She's a [ __ ]! She's a [ __ ]! The Scourge definitely; they can res! I think Bruce Campbell will kick both their asses! So, uh, Army in the Army of the Dead is first in line. The Scourge!

Yeah, the Scourge would win easily! The Army of the Dead is a joke!

Yeah, right! The Army of Dead is just funny! They're not real! I know you do; do they have a Boomstick?

No, they didn't! No, Ash had the boomstick! That would win! Plus, plus Army of the Dead is a movie and World of Warcraft is real!

No, it's a Scourge! The Scourge because they are persistent little—yes, little!

Yeah, yeah, I'd say the Scourge. The Scourge never ends, and it never will! They just keep coming and coming and coming!

So I'm going to have to go with them on that one! We're going to go with Deathwing.

Why?

He's a big, angry dragon full of fire, rage, and hate! And Diablo?

Well, he's just kind of got fire going for him.

I would have to say Deathwing, because that guy is a freaking masochist! To have some people just put all that metal and plate all over his body, that's just no! He wins!

Deathwing raped all of Azeroth! It's all [ __ ] up because of him!

Diablo's a god! Deathwing's a dragon with metal on his face versus a god immortal!

I did not see Diablo [ __ ] up all of Azeroth! Did you?

Yeah, but you know what? You can kill Diablo with a sword, whereas Deathwing actually has like metal plates with spikes D-long like applied to his body! He can take the sword!

Yes, but can you kill Diablo? Has Diablo come back three times?

Yeah, how many times did Deathwing come back?

Deathwing is just now making his first comeback! Like, what is that bad?

Like Deathwing because he hasn't been killed yet! I would say Diablo because he is the— I guess he keeps getting killed! He's the top of all evil!

I mean, Diablo is even lower than Deathwing. Deathwing's in the earth, but Diablo is in the burning hells!

So I would say Diablo!

We disagree!

Agree to disagree!

First disagreement! I think Diablo's he's past his prime!

You think?

Yeah, even he doesn't anymore!

What?

Well, I mean Three is coming out! Deathwing's been imprisoned for 10,000 years; he's angry!

That's true!

Dairy Queen's Blizzard!

Why?

'Cause there's Oreos! She would eat the Dairy Queen Blizzard and then fear bomb everybody in the house!

Dairy Queen Blizzard, 'cause you can't fight deliciousness!

I see what you did there! I would say the Dairy Queen's Blizzard! 'Cause I don't know what that is!

That is—oh, you don't know what the Blizzard is too?

No!

So they have—they don't have Dairy Queen in England?

No!

Oh! I would say the Blizzard wins too because it's a tasty treat!

Yeah, a tasty ice creamy treat!

But the thing is, I know with the Blood Queen, she likes to bite you! Whereas with the Blizzard, I am assuming you like to bite it!

So I'm going to say it!

I also see what you did there too! I'm seeing what all kinds of people did there! It's just crazy creative!

How much of the Dairy Queen Blizzard are we talking about?

Blood Queen hard mode is one of the [ __ ] hard modes! Whereas Dairy Queen Blizzards, those are [ __ ] delicious!

So, in other words, you have to suck to finish both of them!

So it's basically Ice Crown versus Ice Cream Citadel!

The puns just keep on coming here!

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