Vlog: I counted almost $30,000,000 worth of cars in this parking lot!

What's up you guys? It's Graham here. So it seems like every 10,000 subscribers, I end up doing another vlog, and since I just hit 30,000 subscribers, here's another vlog! I actually think it's more like 34,000 by the time I'm actually doing this. I'm probably like 35 by the time I post it. But anyway, getting it done thanks to you guys! I still can't believe 30,000; it seems like a crazy number! But anyway, thank you guys for all of your support.

So I'm on my way this morning to a car meet. It's probably one of the best car meets in Los Angeles. It's called The Sunset Plaza GT. So I'm getting there really early. I'm really tired, but it's going to be worth it, and I will take you guys along. So let's do it!

Oh, I love how it has the Montana license plate on it. So I think the trick with these car meets is to get here really early. It starts at 9. We got here at like 7:45, but obviously this is the best time to get here, because you get to watch all the cool cars pull in like this. I mean that sounds amazing!

I am such a nerd when it comes to this sort of stuff. I'll never wake up early except for a car meet, and I'll wake up at whatever time needed. Follow him on the right front downstairs. He's like, "I'm going to go get a coffee." I'm like, "You go do that, real manly real Camaro. I'm going to go get a coffee."

There we go! That is beautiful! Probably got to be one of my favorite cars: the Lamborghini Diablo. Oh my God, is that F spot? Oh yeah, spot! Oh my God, is—whoa! Wait, we can't see your face though, that's so weird. No, oh, we got two of them! Oh my God! I actually, I don't know which car to get because they're all stunning!

Where's Papa? Very good! We got another one that's got the best license plate I think I've ever seen! So this is the best section of the meet: Lotus Exige, Lotus Eora, Lotus Exe... what? Oh my God!

So I'm here at the meet and we got a viewer. What's your name?
Ethan: "What's up!"
Graham: "So what do you do, Ethan?"
Ethan: "I actually have my own sock business. It's like a subscription box."
Graham: "Nice!"
Ethan: "Currently, it's doing okay, you know, just like you were. Just trying to create like a passive income source for myself so I can actually focus on just real estate."
Graham: "Nice!"
Ethan: "So, just try to do that, you know, I mean so far it's been really good. Well my business is called um, DeluxSocks.com. You can go to the website, subscribe, we send awesome random socks every month, new designs every month, free shipping of course, and price-wise it's really really competitive compared to other business subscription boxes."
Graham: "Dude, I'm digging it man!"

There is, I don't know if you can see it, but there is a bit of an underglow! There we go!

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Oh my God, the lids!

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Oh sh*t, it stalled! There we go! Oh, that's not good. There we go, you need to introduce this car. What is this and what's going on with the car?

Because look, go to—what is that? So this car has that Hermes ostrich wrap! So if you want a car that you'll never get clean ever again, this is what you do. So you get the very expensive white leather seats that you can ruin them when you're too short to sit in the car properly.

And then the whole car is pretty much made out of an ashtray. Okay, cool? Yeah, but they put this little tree to fix it. Oh wow, that's really nice! That's a very expensive tree they put on the inside of the mirrors too. I'm not sure why it's not on the outside, but it is on the inside. That makes no sense!

Yep, so when you have this much money and you don't know what to spend it on, that's the goal. This is what you can spend it on! So now we're geeking out! We got the McLaren P1 starting up!

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So the reason it's been moved is because the—uh—is all carbon fiber look at that. So now we're going to be mobbing the ostrich G Wagon! Oh wait!

We got—we got a selfie within a vlog! Charlie, what is it like to drive an ostrich?
Charlie: "You know, it's kind of like riding an ostrich. I'm holding it by the neck. We feel very unstable."

Graham: "I imagine that's running ostrich."
Charlie: "With the tail, it does kind of feel like it'll tip over any second."

Graham: "Quick pit stop and then we're going to go and find some good place to get brunch, but in the meantime, ostrich G Wagon. That is what we're rolling in today! Can't—I literally can't make this up."

Oh my God, why is that? Why? That's why we're all asking the same question: why? Somebody do this! We don't know!

Charlie: "Well, no, we—who is it and why are you driving it?"
Graham: "Um, I was promised a much cooler car."
Charlie: "By whom? For what?"
Graham: "Steve was going to hook it up with something else, but unfortunately, he couldn't! And so he said, 'How about this for free?' And he didn't tell me anything other than it's wrapped in ostrich. And I got it five minutes before we left for Disney!"

Charlie: "It looks fine from like 10 feet away!"
Graham: "Everything looks fine from 10 feet away! My makeup always looks on point from 10 feet away!"

There's an expression we use: DLE, which is 'Distance Lens Enchantment.'

Charlie: "Who's in this house up here?"
Graham: "That they use it for like The Bachelor and like that, yeah. You see helicopters, you know, shooting in circles."

Okay, so we got Taylor Swift's house!
Charlie: "Taylor Swift's house!"
Graham: "God damn it, Graham!"

Well, we could both vlog it! I'm Snapchatting! Look left! See? It's a picture of a Honda Fit!
Charlie: "Oh my God, it actually is!"
Graham: "Uh, it goes down to a subterranean."
Charlie: "That's the guy with the—"
Graham: "That's a picture of a car!"
Charlie: "That's a picture! Shut up!"
Graham: "Yeah, it's a placebo thing."

Oh my goodness, I see it right now! Oh my God, that tries me!

Oh, we got tiger!
Charlie: "No, not Kylie anymore!"
Graham: "Charlie, you haven't seen my YouTube?"
Charlie: "I have not!"
Graham: "You're in it! You're in the YouTube!"
Charlie: "Oh, right now? Right now?"
Graham: "You're in YouTube!"
Charlie: "Oh, well this is a McLaren!"
Graham: "I'm in the YouTube, guys! You're in the YouTube!"

And you, I'm in here! This is the YouTube! I knew one day this would come and you haven't even seen it yet!

Charlie: "Haven't even seen it in a minute!"
Graham: "Hold on, we got it!"

My God, it's rare to get a parking spot here! You ready?
Charlie: "Ready!"
Graham: "All right! Oh, it begins!"

Oh jeez! Cheers!
Charlie: "Cheers!"

Wait! I realized I never really introduced anybody here! So we got Bri. She's looking away at Bri, the lovely girlfriend! And then we Char—
Charlie: "Here I am, Charlie!"
Graham: "And his big hello! I'm much more than Charlie's girlfriend!"
Charlie: "Follow her!"
Graham: "Oh yeah! You got to like, comment, share, and subscribe!"

Yeah, so I do the things Fran—Franchesca K, even though I don't go by Franchesca. I go by Frenchie!

So! Oh, there we go! There we go! There we go! Okay, so I don't have a cake, but I do have three sparklers for 30,000. I think I'm at like 34,000 right now! But anyway, thank you so much for all of your support!

I seriously appreciate it! If you haven't already, subscribe! And okay, this died! Until next time!

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