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Virtual Girlfriends!! And Other VSAUCE WTFs


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·Nov 10, 2024

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here, and I've got some good news.

Today, I'm bringing you a bunch of Vsauce WTFs, and hey, those always make people happy. First, a replay from Pro Evolution Soccer 2008. The goalie stops the ball, and as we move forward frame by frame— butt head! At least he knew to catch the ball, not go under it. No, no, no, no, guys! Stay above ground! Oh gosh dang it! The only thing worse is when friction just gives up.

Now, how is it that this man defies physics? Easy, it's the shades! Check out my virtual girlfriend. I'm not sure how long it's going to stay in the App Store, but you can get it right now. The game allows you to design a girlfriend, take her on dates, and if you play your cards right, see her put on lingerie and even touch her—or at least the screen.

This downloadable map is sweet. The textures on the wall are Minecraft, but you're actually playing Left For Dead. We've seen Rube Goldberg machines before, but this digital one created using Garry's Mod is epic! Almost as epic as this character animation. Uh, sorry. Well, no need to get violent.

I just... and yes, those numbers are real! This video linked in the description contains 101 different ways he can die. Don't you hate it when cute pictures go like this? Vsauce has covered crazy dance before, but this guy seems possessed. Oh wait, no, he's fine!

And doesn't it suck when someone can crash faster than you can drive? You might as well play Mario Kart Wii, crash into a mountain, and then drive up it impossibly. Here's a cat playing Kinect with the Xbox Connect, and here's somebody's dad dancing to Britney Spears in Dragon Age Origins. The game doesn't always understand—beheading your victims can still talk to you and get sassy!

Donkey Kong 64 and Game Shark are great together! You can make Rambi the Rhino fly or walk on his face, but big deal! Mario can do that too! That's it for this episode of Vsauce WTFs, but there's plenty more coming.

You can click any of these to watch other episodes and then click the little button in the lower left of those videos to come back to this menu. Before you go watch them, let me know in the comments below: what game are you playing the most right now? For me, honestly, it's Dragon Age Origins. Look, have fun, and as always, thanks for watching! [Music]

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