yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

First-Time Sellers | Live Free or Die


2m read
·Nov 11, 2024

[Music]

Tony and Amelia's produce should bring in $200 price tag for a litter of pigs, but this is their first farmers market, and they're facing stiff competition.

Customer: Hey, you want to buy some stuff?

Customer: Hi, yeah, um, yeah, I'm actually looking for honey and eggs.

Amelia: Today we have a lot of eggs, and we have a lot of honey. We've got some Locust and some Wildflower honey.

Customer: Okay, I mean it looks pretty great. I'm going to, I think, look around and, you know, do a lap through, and I might come back.

Amelia: All right, well ours is the best, so come on back and get the best.

Customer: Sure, okay, yeah, well have fun looking around.

Amelia: All right, thank you, we'll be here.

Tony: You're harassing the customers much? Maybe I should just let you do it.

Customer: Are these organic?

Amelia: Um, these are free range, and then we feed them some dumpstered bread. We get free bread, and so we feed them bread.

Customer: Okay, interesting. And then what's this, like, soup mix?

Amelia: Um, no, this isn't soup mix; this is dried oyster mushrooms.

Customer: All right, what's this? $12?

Amelia: $12 each.

Customer: Yeah, I'm going to, I'll be back. I'm just going to—

Amelia: All right, we'll be here. Thank you.

Tony: People keep saying I'll come back.

Amelia: Well, everyone wants to check out the big room first. Sounds like we have some competition over there. There's people selling eggs and mushrooms, there's a guy that's got a whole table full of mushrooms—the mushroom Guru, he's here.

Mushroom Guru: Hi, how are you?

Customer: Good. Where are you guys from?

Mushroom Guru: We live about half an hour north of town.

Customer: Cool, cool. Are you guys doing any other markets just yet?

Mushroom Guru: We're just getting our feet wet, yeah, giving it a try, trying to make some cash money. But, um, I'm here for eggs though.

Tony: Eggs? We got eggs!

Amelia: The thing is, we do have lots of eggs. Tell a little bit about your birds.

Tony: Sure, yeah, we have a type of chicken called Black Sumatra. They are a smaller size game and show bird. You can see these ones that are a little smaller; those are the younger birds. They're about 6 months, and then as they get older, the eggs get a little bigger.

Customer: Cool, yeah, well I will take a dozen eggs please.

Amelia: Okay, great. They're good eggs. There you go, so it's $4.

Customer: Thank you.

Amelia: Take care, something, huh?

More Articles

View All
Fish Wheel Harvest - Deleted Scene | Life Below Zero
[Music] I’ve had my fish whe running for a few hours now while I’ve been at home taking care of the dogs and doing some other chores. Coming back here, check it, see what I’m catching. This is a big thing for me because it’s going to relieve me financiall…
How To Use The 2023 Market Crash To Get Rich
What’s up guys? It’s Graham here. So today, we have to answer the age-old question that philosophers and economists have pondered since the beginning of time, and that would be: Am I wearing pants? And the answer is no. Just kidding! Instead, it’s whether…
Interpreting expressions with multiple variables: Resistors | Modeling | Algebra II | Khan Academy
We’re told an electronic circuit has two resistors with resistances r1 and r2 connected in parallel. The circuit’s total resistance r sub t, or rt, is given by this formula: Suppose we increase the value of r1 while keeping r2 constant. What does the val…
TIL: A Bumblebee's Buzz Is Basically a Superpower | Today I Learned
All bees buzzed, but bumblebees are one of the very few types of bees that actually take that buzzing sound and use it like a secret weapon to get pollen. In fact, what the bumblebee is doing is sonication, or buzz pollination. It’s a technique that it’s …
How the delivery of a speech affects the impact of the words | Reading | Khan Academy
Hello readers. Today we’re talking about how the delivery of the speech affects the impact of the words. So what do I mean by that? It’s all the ways that how a person says something affects what they mean. Words on a page may have a certain definition, b…
Gordon Ramsay Learns to Spearfish | Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted
Spear fishing in Hawaii, I’m like a fish out of water. Thank God I’ve got free diving champ Kimi for a guide. She makes it look so easy. [Music] Damn, she’s good. [Music] Despite my fetching camouflage, I can’t hit a thing. Don’t get frustrated! Oh man, …