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Top 5 Funny Moments From The Sharks | Shark Tank Global


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·Nov 7, 2024

[Music] Coconut, coconut, coconut smoothie. Coconut smoothie, oh coconut! Blended up so creamy, coconut in a drink. It's amazing, everything but the shell. It's pure genius. Genius Juice is the first product to include whole coconut in every bottle. Unlike regular coconut water, we freshly crack open organic young Thai coconuts and blend together the coconut water and the coconut meat. It's from tree to bottle within 5 hours or less. It's truly pure genius!

So, who wants to join us on our genius journey? Is pure genius! Nice! My name is Steve Gadlin, and my company is "I Want to Draw a Cat for You." I'm seeking a $10,000 investment in exchange for 25% of my company. Little music maestro!

Hey there, sharks! My name is Steve. I got an offer that you won't believe! For the low, low price of just 10 grand, you get a quarter of my company. You understand? You go to my site, you describe a cat, I draw it, I mail it. It's as easy as that! I'd invest if I were you. And I want to draw a cat for you!

I'll draw you a cat that's short and fat. I'll draw you a cat with a pork pie hat. I'll draw you a cat, whatever the vibe! I draw the cat that you [Music] describe. I want to draw a cat for you! I want to draw a cat for you! I want to draw a cat for you! I want to draw a cat for you!

Well done! Love the dancing! Thank you! My God, that's my signature move! Now, look, very interesting. Really small dollars, not investable from my point of view.

Can I tell you something, Kevin? You know, let go! Just let go! I want you to go out, and then I want you to go back to your hotel tonight. Put your head on your pillow. I promise you, the last thing that's going through your head before you go to sleep is: “I want to draw a cat for you! I want to draw a cat for you!”

That's why we have created the safest way for you to confidently travel with your small pet. We are pleased to introduce the Rocketer Pack.

Oh, I know, I know, it may look silly, guys. Oh my God! It may look silly, but trust us! The Rocketer Pack is the only way to go! Wait, wait, wait! We can't hear you. Hyenas are laughing. There is no way! Come on, you got to be kidding!

I know it looks silly, guys, but trust us! The Rocketer Pack is the only way to go! We're going to let Bentley demonstrate how it works. Yes, I want! So, the back of the harness attaches to the Rocketer Pack like so. Isn't Bentley looking so stylish in his harness?

You Velcro the dog to the Velcro on the back of the harness, which helps hold the dog in place while you do the T-strap. You free the tail, you pull up on the center buckle, you secure the shoulders.

And dogs were not involved. No, he is fine! Look at him! How can he possibly be happy like that? But beat the alternative! What are you talking about? Dogs like to stick their head out the window!

You adjust the straps, and he is in! So, you guys are probably thinking: Why is he suspended a couple of inches above the seat? Which is ideal positioning to protect the spine. Bentley is comfortable, but most importantly, he's safe! Is he scared in there? He's just really nervous. You know what it's like pitching!

So, this is basically a chicken Slurpee. It's a protein-based dip. You know, I have to say, it's delicious! Thank you! You remember the Bass-O-Matic? You throw a bass in a blender? You throw chicken in a blender?

I'm visualizing sticking that chicken into the blender. Mmm, that's good chicken! No different than your chicken being chopped up on your salad that you have for lunch! We just grind it up a little bit, and that's our number one ingredient!

Are you crying for all those chickens? And all—what was—when was the first time you stuck a chicken in a blender?

Hey, I married him for this dip! So he's truly crying! I'm thinking about those chickens that lost their lives. There's only two chicken breasts per tub, so it's really—I'm sorry!

Oh man, it really is delicious! Thank you! Oh Lord! Okay, all right, we're back! And then this small business needed a huge budget for its TV ad.

E.V. You know the struggles of customer acquisition is way too scary to read after dark. Wads powered by Tatari helps small businesses run ads on TV at a low cost and track key metrics like return on ad spend. Well, now I'm too excited to sleep, and you can be excited too! Spend smart and sleep soundly! wonderads.com!

And R and R! This is your standard deadbolt. While it may feel secure when you lock it, an experienced intruder can get in in about five kicks. Alex, show them how easy this is! Come on, Alex! Kick it hard! Come on, Alex!

Al, look—uh—let kick it! How much do you sell the deadlocks [Music] for? Looks like we don't need to buy this product! [Laughter]

Hey there! Go get mad! It actually— a break-in occurs every 18 seconds! The doorknob's about to fall! Oh, that's persistent! Are you okay? This isn't going well.

Typically, a break-in can happen in less than 2 minutes in the United States! One in 36 homes in America will have a break-in! Smart locks based at the deadbolt are no better.

Alex, sure! We're going to show you how it works! As you can tell, I'm not an experienced—are you an intruder? I'm good! Let's show them how Haven works, Clay!

Yeah! Haven sits at the bottom of the floor, right next to the existing threshold. When activated, the wedge-based barrier lifts up using simple physics. This makes your entire door 10 times stronger, preventing home break-ins!

To use it, you simply step on the gate to open the door. To shut the door, you lock it with the gate with the foot pedal. And you can see there's no deadbolt here, right?

So, Alex, show them how it goes! Do the fly kick! [Music] Alex! Alright, sharks! Oh no, finally got it right, baby! We don't give up! Alright, that's right, we don't give up! Service!

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