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EPIC NOSE PICKING and why Football RULES -- IMG! #20


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·Nov 10, 2024

Master Chief loves football, and the most confused face ever. It's a special football episode of IMG North American football. It gives you everything a guy could want: kicks to the face, kicks to the nuts, and heads up your butt. You get to pick; you can raise your baby as a geosaurus or as a jock. But if you want to be really direct, just make it a football.

Of course, football can be geeky, even though it's one of the manliest sports in the world, especially when you do this next to this guy. Which at least is a better accident than the light on this girl's knee, which looks like—um, here's a lion. Not a Detroit Lion, but an upside-down mouse. Awesome costumes are awesome, but when your team loses, you're sad, but still in a funny costume.

But how about the worst team names ever? There's a high school called the Waterme Nimrods. We've got the Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders, Rhode Island School of Design Nads, and a tiny high school in Idaho actually called the B Pirates. Gift break yay yay yay yay!

Oh, Aaron Rodgers is the quarterback for the Packers, but what's his secret? Oh, mascots are the best! Here we've got the mascots for the Ravens, Broncos, Buccaneers, Jaguars, and marijuana. And the only helmet more stupider than the Miami Dolphins is this. The Chargers have the best haircuts! And what could make Kobe so excited?

Oh, even though the Pittsburgh Steelers have the prettiest fans, as well as the biggest female fan base, Jin def created these awesome dead logos. We've got the Buffalo Bills bleeding a Cincinnati Bengals rug, the Denver Broncos heads, and the Patriots cheating. Oh, and look! Some tasty Miami Dolphin sushi!

But now it's time for sign—we're going to crack your nuts! The Amherst QB is a virgin, it burns when Sparky pees, and Chase Daniels eats boogers. Amazing catches are super cool, but no catch can compare to this connection uploaded to facebook.com/vsaucegaming by Eric.

I leave you today with Eli Manning looking sad. Be sure to like us on Facebook, and for a double dose of fun, go check out Wacky Gamers. Know your Street Fighter! Every week this month, they'll have a new episode on their channel. It's Street Fight—it's a puppet show! I mean, no duh. Click here to watch it! Subscribe to them for all their new stuff and, as always, thanks for watching. [Music]

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