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Dog BUTT Floss! And More: LÜT #21


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·Nov 10, 2024

A wallet that looks like a matchbook and edible spray paint. It's episode 21 of LÜT.

The mince that come in this spam tin actually taste like cinnamon, but this lip balm tastes like Lucky Charms. Question. What's warmer than a sweater and a mug of hot chocolate?

Answer: a mug wearing a sweater. Keep your hands equally warm with predator and pray mittens. One hand's a cat, the other's a dog. One's a frog, one's fly. One's an owl and the other is a mouse.

Or, use Tatchies. They let you get touchy with your touchscreen without removing your gloves. Of course, all of these gloves will cover up your awesome ring with the stone set upside down, making it a "Killer Ring." Or this ring with a hidden diamond.

Generate also has synthetic leather bags that look like envelopes, wing rings, and shirts with special stripes you can wipe your glasses with. But let's talk about moulds that make your cookies into moustaches. Or, these cupcake pillows.

A giant ice cream sandwich pillow is also fun and barbed wire toilet paper is mainly just scary. Kisses are better, but hey, this bath towel makes it look like you're wearing a kilt. So let's talk high fashion and cover funny hats.

Stupid.com also offers this tiny peace sign hat for your little dog, and of course, a hat that looks like underwear. Does this guy even know that his hat is funny? I also like their hands waving USA flags hat. Keep things patriotic with these flag pants.

Betabrand also carries these dress pants that are actually sweatpants. Now, if you've mainly made history wearing shirts, use Urban Outfitters' t-shirt frames to preserve those memories. Or design your own on this t-shirt design notepad. Also a good option - this notepad.

Then toast your good taste with some bacon-flavored soda, perfect for washing down a giant burrito. Just kidding. It's a protective wrap for valuable camera lenses. Improve your view with Generate's skyline blinds and improve your bathroom with this real aquarium sink - a perfect companion to the iPoop toilet.

Your iPhone will be fine if you drop it in because you've waterproofed it with Liquipel. Or, you're busy looking like an executive with the iPhone handset converter.

Now these puzzles are shaped like donuts, pizza, or coffee, but the world record holding largest puzzle can be yours. It has more than 32,000 pieces and weighs over 37 pounds. For a more dare devilish challenge, play Russian Roulette with water balloons.

You never know when the gun will pierce the balloon. But for a sweeter challenge, Bite The Bullet gives you a dozen delicious chocolates shaped like bullets, except one contains a hidden dangerously hot pepper. Good luck.

If your sweet tooth also likes blink, pick up some twinkles. Dental jewellery made with a special adhesive that only lets go when you want to remove it. Clean the rest of your teeth with some floss you pulled out of a dog's butt and clean your body with tetromino shaped soap, behind your Facebook-styled shower curtain.

Then, decorate your hair with these comic-inspired headbands and show it all off in front of the paparazzi that you hired. For an hour, at $100 a photographer, this company will send paparazzi to harass you and make you look famous no matter who you are.

If you get a boo-boo during the whole process, be sure you're caught wearing a brandage. Question. Can you identify which characters these eyes belong to? Well, they're sonic. You can play on the site or you can grab the picture as an art print.

Speaking of posters, here's a map of the world made with what makes it go round. Moustaches. And here's a fictional map made out of places made famous in songs. Just take the "Highway to Hell" after "Heartbreak Hotel" and picnic in "Itchycoo Park."

This artist on Etsy will make an incredible custom stamp that actually looks just like you. Now, separate salt and pepper shakers are fine, but Fred makes this Switch - pick what you want and shake.

Your earbuds can be superheroes and your ears can also delight in wearing some handmade Calvin and Hobbes earrings. If Hobbes means something more philosophical to you, pick up a Hobbes mug.

Now, how about a free thing? Try Night Soil. This is the word for human poop that you steal from outhouses and the trains and cesspools at night in order to use us as free fertiliser on your crops. It's a bad idea. Don't do it.

Compose that stuff first, come on. But seriously, here are some great iPhone backgrounds that you can get for free from a great LÜT site. A Rhombicuboctahedron has 26 faces, which is also the number of years old I'm turning today.

That's right. It's my birthday and you're all invited to the party. Consider the comment section the party... And as always, thanks for watching.

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