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Mr. Freeman, part 04


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·Nov 11, 2024

Hi, how many people are there! What are you chewing? Mmm... I thought trophy canned food. Common, enough! Draw your attention away from your meal and let's imagine...

You are a rich manufacturer. Yes-yes, you are. On the excellent tall ship, you carry brocade and spices. There is a long trip; your cabin is warm, the sea and sky... wonderful! But one day in the hold, rats started spoiling your precious textiles and shit into your spices. How can you get rid of them?

You put five rats in a barrel, close it for several weeks, right?.. till only one rat survives, the one who've eaten his fellows. So, we've got - whom? - Right! "Rat Lion" who prefers, of all dishes - what? - Right! - meat of his relatives. Now just let him into the hold and... Simple like that!

Hamsters, wolves, and some cats eat their newborn babies - it's normal. Lemming-mice who commit mass suicides if the food is not enough - it is also normal, isn't it? The meat of the member of your own kind assimilates better than any other food, as protein and salt structure of the victim and the eater is similar.

By the way, cannibalism, as a cultural phenomenon, was always in place - everybody is aware of such types as religious or sexual cannibalism. Anyway, it is exotica for curious specialists and thrill-seekers.

We, the true gourmets who ignore foolish prejudices and fickle morality - we are more interested in the economic aspect. So, attention! The most serious universal problem is not global warming but overpopulation and lack of food.

During the past 50 years, the same amount of people were born and died as throughout the whole previous history of humanity. It means there are a bit too many of us. Do you see my point? Scaring for wimps, the day will come soon when everybody understands we are the food for ourselves.

In underdeveloped countries, eating men by men will be chaotic - on the principle "who catches, wins" - the same way as the sexual process happens. In the civilized world, this process, for sure, should be industrially organized. Just imagine - spacious light farms where in comfortable boxes with newest sophisticated technologies, selected two-legged cattle is raised.

By the way, those animals who afford to "be food" are winning in the interspecific struggle for Control of the Planet. Do you realize it? How many tigers are there in the Earth? Bears? Only a few! But let's think about cows; how many of them are on the planet? Half as much as people! Got it?

And now attention! Have you ever thought WHO has already started raising us for nourishment? Right now we are in the process of psychological and social training. Look! Stem cells - one! Medical serum of aborted materials - two! Popular movies about zombies eating each other - three! Laws for euthanasia - four! Donor kebabs and hotdogs at each corner - made of nobody-knows-what - five!

Do you really know what it is made of? And nobody would be afraid of the future; no crisis can scare us! All vegans and green-peace followers would be happy - nobody will touch their beloved animals anymore. However, won't vegans and greens be in the first portion of universal protein food ration, mmm? Chew on that for a while!

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