Free Higgs!

2m read

·Nov 10, 2024

[Music] to [Music] do [Music] me SP [Music] yeah twice right let's go yeah that's the H right there that's what we like we do yeah yeah yeah.

Now, congratulations to you! Thank you. What is the Higgs Boson? It is a particle, and it describes the stuff about the 12 other particles and stuff. Hey, look at that! That's fantastic!

And something about five Sigma. There's only 12 fundamental matter particles in the universe, and you're made of only three of them. You know which three? No? You guys are made of the up quark, the down quark, and the electron. So if you take two up quarks and a down quark, that makes a proton. Two down quarks and an up quark, that makes a neutron. Oh, that's a good point!

Then, the Higgs interacts with these particles to give them their mass. So it's a particle postulated to explain why we don't go the speed of light. So light zips through the universe.

So Higgs are stopping me from being great, basically? It's the Higgs stopping you from going the speed of light. Higgs is slowing you down! Like, you should love Higgs! Come on, you should love...

So far, Higgs seem like they're not really SP. That sounded awesome! That's it! Like, it's like you're in a constant embrace with the Higgs field.

Okay, see what I'm saying? The Higgs is giving you that constant hug, so you can't get away. But that's okay 'cause it's warm and cozy with the Higgs. Now, in celebration, I'm going to increase my mass and thereby increase my interaction with the H field.

Thank you for the nice little lesson! I'm fantastic—knowledge of me everywhere! Fantastic! You've got the whole universe in your pocket. Happy High-End Day! 1, 2, 3 [Music] 4ssss [Music] [Laughter] [Music] sh.

The Market Is About To Go INSANE

Should all locks have keys? Phones, Castles, Encryption, and You.

View All

Hiroshi Mikitani at Startup School 2012

Thank you for coming. Thank you very much for inviting so many people. There’s a lot of people, so maybe to start, you could just tell us a little bit about what Rakuten is and how you got started. Okay, so I founded it in Japan in 1997, as a matter of f…

A Physics Prof Bet Me $10,000 I'm Wrong

I am here to sign a document betting $10,000 that my last video is, in fact, correct. This is the video in question. Some people may have missed it, but in this car, there is no motor, no batteries, no energy source, besides the wind itself. And the count…

Stop Wanting, Start Accepting | The Philosophy of Marcus Aurelius

Although he never considered himself a philosopher, Marcus Aurelius’ writings have become one of the most significant ancient Stoic scriptures. His ‘Meditations’ contain a series of notes to himself based on Stoic ideas, one of which is embracing fate and…

Example: Analyzing the difference in distributions | Random variables | AP Statistics | Khan Academy

Suppose that men have a mean height of 178 centimeters, with a standard deviation of 8 centimeters. Women have a mean height of 170 centimeters, with a standard deviation of 6 centimeters. The male and female heights are each normally distributed. We inde…

Telling time to the nearest minute: unlabeled clock | Math | 3rd grade | Khan Academy

Let’s look at the clock and see what time is shown. The clock has two hands: this first shorter one, which represents the hours, and then there’s a longer hand here that represents the minutes. So we can start with the hours. This shorter hand right here…

Capturing a Carnivorous Bat on Camera | National Geographic

[Music] When National Geographic asked me to photograph this bat story, I was really excited because it was an opportunity to work with some really interesting scientists, like Rodrigo. I get to work with the species I’ve never seen before. Very little h…

Free Higgs!

More Articles