TRAVEL CATACLYSM! (Wackygamer Commercial/Machinima)

Planning a trip to Azeroth this winter? You should! Recent events have caused a dollar to zero and gold exchange rate to skyrocket. Book now! Here are four helpful tips that will make your visit easy and painless.

While property is always a risky investment, location, location, location still applies. Just be sure to visit any property you intend to buy. When determining what to pack, check local weather conditions. Make sure your gear is appropriate for the places you plan to visit. Cuz remember the troll scout motto: be prepared!

If you're planning a hunting trip, don't get trigger happy. Check your target! We don't want any Dick Cheney incidents. That wolf just may be again lying in wait.

Consider an underwater vacation! New technology and, shall we say, world-altering events have unlocked the depths of the ocean. Dreamed of visiting a shipwreck? Wondered if Goblin mermaids exist? Want to see a half-eaten whale carcass? Well, now's your chance! You can do it all, but only in Azeroth.

Vacation packages are available December 7th, but book now! They're filling up fast.