SOAP FOR ADULTS ... LÜT #16

Go to sleep in a chocolate bar or a can of sardines and an infectious disease stress ball that you can squish. It's episode 16 of LÜT.

Are you tired of wimpy straws that make you look like a loser? Well, grab ThinkGeek's food grade Titanium straw. It tears into fruit like metal justice.

Keep being awesome with this mirror decal that makes you look like the star of a press conference. Or these decals you can use to let guests accessorise themselves by standing just the right way. Keep a stash of temporary stache-tous handy to quickly turn your finger into what you must...stache.

Then lay back on your hamburger bean bag. It's not cheap, but come, a diamond-shaped bean bag? That's almost as classy as liquor scented soaps. Your butt is not clean until it smells like a whiskey sour.

Also on Etsy are these adorable punk kitties Hank e-mailed me about. His friend makes them and he says each one is handmade and completely unique, there will never be another one like it.

Speaking of e-mail, these Air Swimmers also wound up in my inbox. Remote-controlled floating balloons you can scare cats with. But if you're sick of e-mailing you're gonna love today's free thing.

Snail Mail My Email is a project started by Ivan Cash. All you have to do is send an email with the recipient's address to snailmailmyemail@gmail.com by August 15th. A team of volunteers will then hand-write your message and mail it to who you say.

Write your own awesome messages in this notebook, where instead of blank paper you're given blank New York City walls and trucks that your notes and doodles can deface.

As a final escape from modern technology, transform your iPhone 4 into an old leather book and then enter the future with this amazing Levitron I found on Vat19. It can hold objects up to 12 ounces and automatically adjusts when they move or change weight.

Here's a wine stopper that makes the bottle look like a message in a bottle, but if you prefer your potent portables quantifiable, use this glass, which has markings designating exact servings of spirits, beer and wine.

Beastie Boys action figures, a spoon action figure, a miniature camera that's a USB flash drive and a flash drive that's... fresh. Beans can be fun when they come in a can. Water this and when the seed grows it'll sprout with a message written on it.

If you live in or near London, I'm gonna be there this weekend at Summer in the City. It's an awesome get together for cool people and cool YouTubers and if you can make it, I'll be there - Vsauce unite.

Speaking of Vsauce, are you subscribed to be Vsauce2 yet? If not, you're missing out on knowledge. There's a brand new episode of Mind Blow over there right now.

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