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Ingrown Toenail Surgery- WARNING GROSS with Pain-O-Meter


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·Nov 3, 2024

Anyone who's ever had an ingrown toenail knows it's no joke. You'll do anything.

[Music]

You ready?

Yeah, okay. You can get a thermal appearance. You wanna do it? Happy thoughts.

So how's your project going?

It worked! Oh well, I'm recording. I'm going to my happy place right now.

Okay, okay. I'm ready when you are.

Alrighty, what's this tool called?

Called a spatula. So you can make cookies with it.

This happened two hours ago. I've been screaming and kicking you in the face.

This one?

Okay, yeah, I can actually feel it a little bit.

Oh, oh shoot! Soli mess.

Oh goodness gracious.

Sorry!

That's okay, sometimes when they're infected, it makes it a little.

Oh, you know.

Wow! Do you feel any of that?

I felt that.

Oh, okay.

You do it with such lovely hair.

I do. Is it normal to feel it?

Yeah, um, you're not the first person that's ever felt it. But we like it when it goes like this, when we numb you up and then you don't feel anything.

That's it, huh?

Thanks! My toe's really ugly.

So I've ever seen.

Okay, what's this tool called?

We had a debate on this one, this one right here.

You sure it get rid?

That's what she said!

It wasn't a joke, exactly!

What you can see?

Why did you argue with it?

What would you have said if I said this, the DGM inator?

You have to say it real Stoica.

Jamming a scalpel!

Oh, DJ inator tip-in er!

Yes, this one's more impressive.

Assuming you want to copy this?

Sure, yeah, I'm looking forward to the magic that you work with pictures there!

This is an English handful English anvil, and that's the difference between this hurting for four weeks and hurting for a day.

Flat side in English and wall.

Okay, so you put the sharp side under the nail.

That, in this bachelor, would make this much easier to perform.

Told you that one's much more impressive!

Yep, so I sure enough had an ingrown toenail.

Oh yeah, you had an ingrown toenail, but not anymore.

Okay, so you were about to deaden?

Yeah, this is phenol. Just stick there right down in there.

Wow, that's a lie!

Is it blood or are there some white blood cells in there?

No, that's the phenol.

Feel the burn, Jane!

Really? So I would be making up words right now?

Yeah, I wasn't!

No, didn't they used to use silver nitrate to do that?

Um, they may have, but it's not real effective.

Here's the nail bed, and then back in this corner is the nail matrix.

An instructional video to remove your own ingrown.

All these instruments can be purchased on eBay for approximately...

We rack it, DJ inator.

Now that scratchy noise out here?

Mm-hmm.

Tell me that's my bone!

No, that's not your bone.

Okay, going down, you.

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