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BANNED Sega Ads!!!: Mind Blow 8


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·Nov 10, 2024

Meat flavored water and Japanese robot babies will someday rule the earth.

Vsauce, Kevin here. This is Milo. Hey, it's Mario. This is actually a Nintendo parody found in Sega's Alex Kidd. But Nintendo paid the favor back in Donkey Kong Country 2 by sticking Sonic's shoes next to the garbage can along with, "Hey, whose gun is that, bro?"

V, that guy isn't walking around that cube for no reason. This 3D holographic cube is actually tracking his movement and altering the image in real time. Now, if we could just add this to omnidirectional treadmills, we could start building the holodeck. Now that is truly exceptional.

Some Hadouken x' are controlled by hand, and some hands are hidden in Hadouken. Other hands, though, after playing with your joystick, these risque Sega ads were made for a British comic magazine that clearly had a huge pair.

Oh no, the Japanese robot babies grew up and are ruling the earth! Actually, these girls are wearing LED grills that are pretty weird, but maybe not as weird as the pain station. This is a pong cabinet that will burn, shock, and whip your hand if you mess up.

Oh, and if you remove your hand, you automatically lose. It's featured at the computer game museum in Berlin, Germany. That's a pretty cheesy Charlie Chaplin mask that—whoa, wait, wait, let's see that again.

[Music]

Here's an iPhone gun attachment, and Lifehacker brings us some old-school gaming wallpapers for your phone as well as your desktop, including my favorite. Find the link below to grab one of these.

It begs the question, what wallpaper is currently on your desktop? And I'm going to leave you guys with a riddle. The first person to get the riddle right and explain how they got their answer will be featured at the top of the Sauce's channel page as our genius of the week.

Michael the squirrel is very slow. He's trying to climb the tree and every day climbs three feet, but at night he falls two feet. If the tree is 30 feet high, how many days will it take him to reach the top? Also, his squirrel father has four sons. Their names are 1 Z, 2 Z, and 3 Z. What's the 4th son's name?

Dick, you know it! Leave your answer in the comments below, and as always, thanks for watching!

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