yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

7 Most ANNOYING Online Gamers: V-LIST #3


2m read
·Nov 10, 2024

Hey everyone! I'm Lacy, and this is BTW on Bauce. This week, I'm talking about online gaming, specifically the people that you meet online. You know exactly who I'm talking about. They're the people that are always there, and they always annoy you, and yet they never go away.

First, there is the young gamer. This is the gamer that should have been in bed about 20 minutes ago, and yet here they are, still up gaming with you. You know how carnival rides have those rides that you have to be a certain height to be on? Well, how about we have gaming that you have to have voices that are like this low to game? That will eliminate them completely.

Next, you have the guy that lives in his mom's basement. Let's face it, they're still out there. I know free rent is awesome, but there's times that you just need to get out. Just get out!

Then there's the guy that makes fun of everybody's gamertags. This guy, no matter what your gamertag is, he will find something wrong with it. And what I have to say to you, sir, is if your gamertag is Pone Master 69, you should not be criticizing anybody else's gamertag.

Next, we have the guy that hosts games even though his connection sucks. This guy shouldn't be hosting games, and yet he is! So you end up either on the ground in the corner, you can't hear your partners, and you end up getting killed or dropping dead even though you're not dead.

So next, we have the guy that plays music over his headphones. Now, this guy is one of my favorites because you know what? When I come into a lobby, I want to hear your music! No really! If you have angst and you're listening to Eminem, I love Eminem! I'm just going to pop open a Smirnoff Ice and start chugging with you because I know that's probably what you're drinking if you're blasting Eminem in a lobby of a game.

Okay, so next, we have the person that uses cheap weapons to win battles. This guy thinks that the grenade launcher or the rocket launcher is his best friend, or that the ghost in Halo is something that he should constantly be riding the whole entire game. Just because you're getting more kills doesn't mean you're a better player; it just means that you're ruining everybody else's gameplay.

And finally, here's one that really hits home for me: guys that hit on girl gamers. I know I made a mistake in putting "girl" in my gamertag, but it doesn't mean I want you to talk to me! Why don't you just save your energy to beat me in the game, right? I'll gladly talk to you if you can beat me.

Well, that's all I have for you this week, BTW. Those really, really obnoxious gamers? You could always just mute them!

More Articles

View All
Substitution and income effects and the Law of Demand | APⓇ Microeconomics | Khan Academy
In other videos, we have already talked about the law of demand, which tells us—and this is probably already somewhat intuitive for you—that if a certain good is currently at a higher price, then the quantity demanded will be quite low. As the price were …
Safari Live - Day 292 | National Geographic
This program welcomes you to this afternoon’s sunset Safari, where we have just caught up with their little chief himself who seems to be after something. No, it’s just after a different shady spot. A very good afternoon to you! My name is Jamie, and thi…
Improving Life with Exoskeleton Technologies | Breakthrough
Exoskeleton Technologies is a program where we’re working on developing exoskeletons for different applications. National Geographic contacted us about participating in their breakthrough series on a show called “More Than Human.” They asked us to bring F…
Biden's Corporate Tax Is Madness! | Squawk Box
What are we trying to fix? The economy is on fire. Leave it alone! People living in cities like New York, Los Angeles, to San Francisco, if Biden’s plan went through, they would be the highest taxed individuals on Earth. Is that American? Nah, I don’t thi…
Groups Never Admit Failure
Groups never admit failure. A group would rather keep living in a mythology of “we were oppressed” than ever admit failure. Individuals are the only ones who admit failure. Even individuals don’t like to admit failure, but eventually, they can be forced t…
CEO Salaries Have Gone Too Far...
So if you’ve been paying attention to CNBC lately, you probably would have noticed this article: Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai’s compensation topped 200 million dollars in 2022. In total, it was actually 226 million, consisting of a 2 million dollar base sal…