yego.me
💡 Stop wasting time. Read Youtube instead of watch. Download Chrome Extension

7 Most ANNOYING Online Gamers: V-LIST #3


2m read
·Nov 10, 2024

Hey everyone! I'm Lacy, and this is BTW on Bauce. This week, I'm talking about online gaming, specifically the people that you meet online. You know exactly who I'm talking about. They're the people that are always there, and they always annoy you, and yet they never go away.

First, there is the young gamer. This is the gamer that should have been in bed about 20 minutes ago, and yet here they are, still up gaming with you. You know how carnival rides have those rides that you have to be a certain height to be on? Well, how about we have gaming that you have to have voices that are like this low to game? That will eliminate them completely.

Next, you have the guy that lives in his mom's basement. Let's face it, they're still out there. I know free rent is awesome, but there's times that you just need to get out. Just get out!

Then there's the guy that makes fun of everybody's gamertags. This guy, no matter what your gamertag is, he will find something wrong with it. And what I have to say to you, sir, is if your gamertag is Pone Master 69, you should not be criticizing anybody else's gamertag.

Next, we have the guy that hosts games even though his connection sucks. This guy shouldn't be hosting games, and yet he is! So you end up either on the ground in the corner, you can't hear your partners, and you end up getting killed or dropping dead even though you're not dead.

So next, we have the guy that plays music over his headphones. Now, this guy is one of my favorites because you know what? When I come into a lobby, I want to hear your music! No really! If you have angst and you're listening to Eminem, I love Eminem! I'm just going to pop open a Smirnoff Ice and start chugging with you because I know that's probably what you're drinking if you're blasting Eminem in a lobby of a game.

Okay, so next, we have the person that uses cheap weapons to win battles. This guy thinks that the grenade launcher or the rocket launcher is his best friend, or that the ghost in Halo is something that he should constantly be riding the whole entire game. Just because you're getting more kills doesn't mean you're a better player; it just means that you're ruining everybody else's gameplay.

And finally, here's one that really hits home for me: guys that hit on girl gamers. I know I made a mistake in putting "girl" in my gamertag, but it doesn't mean I want you to talk to me! Why don't you just save your energy to beat me in the game, right? I'll gladly talk to you if you can beat me.

Well, that's all I have for you this week, BTW. Those really, really obnoxious gamers? You could always just mute them!

More Articles

View All
Drinking in ZERO-G! (and other challenges of a trip to Mars)
What would it be like to travel to Mars and be one of its first colonists? Well, to get a small taste, National Geographic is sponsoring this video and sending me on a Microgravity experience - a vomit comet. Come on! This plane flies in a series of para…
Affordable Watches That Look Expensive
You know I’m constantly asked, “I don’t want to spend $150,000 on a watch, $200,000, $250,000, $500,000.” And yeah, there are a lot of watches in that price range, but that’s not how you start collecting. You’ve got to find a brand that makes dials at an …
Controlled Bush Fire Burn | Rebuilding Paradise
ZEKE LUNDNER: One of the things that spread the Camp Fire through Paradise was all the spot fires. All those little baby trees are what carries the fire up into the crowns, and up in the crowns, when wind’s blowing, that’s how you get the one-mile to two-…
Recruiting Women for Office: Why Is it Still Necessary? | 100 Years After Women's Suffrage
Hello everyone! Thank you so much for joining us today. My name is Mallory Benedict. I’m a photo editor at National Geographic, and I worked on the suffrage story tied to the anniversary of the centennial anniversary of the suffrage movement that can be s…
How Dangerous is a Penny Dropped From a Skyscraper?
[Derek] What would happen if you dropped a penny off the Empire State Building? Could it kill someone walking on the sidewalk below? What does it take to create a deadly projectile? Well, I’m gonna put this to the test with original MythBuster Adam Savage…
The Assassin's Water Bottle
This water bottle allows you to carry two different liquids and dispense them from the same nozzle separately or together at your command. It’s a collaboration between myself and Steve Mold that you can pre-order now. It all started when Steve and I were…