Answering google's most searched questions of 2019..
So the Internet is a big place. There's a lot of people on it, a lot of curious people. Things they want to do, stuff they want to learn, and that's great and all. You know, it's always good to learn things; you should never stop learning. Search engines are great for figuring things out.
Some people ask really deep and thought-provoking questions like, "What is the meaning of life?" And you know, I answered that kind of. That's good, but there's some other questions that are, well, not so good. You know there's no such thing as a bad question, so I'm gonna answer some of the most Google searches of 2019.
What is a Fiske? Over all right; baggy t-shirt, ripped shorts, this exact belt, Hydra flask, Birkenstocks, or the chunky Feliz bob sockets, saturated Instagram picture. There you go.
What is in the EBU? It just open up TikTok and scroll literally once, and you'll find. What is Disney Plus? It's pretty much Netflix, but for all the old Disney movies and even new shows. You want to watch Finding Nemo? They got it. You want to watch Toy Story? They got it. This isn't sponsored at all, but Disney, please sponsor me. You have so much money, it's disgusting.
What is a Mandalorian? This dude. But look at baby Yoda. What is keto? Just watch Critical's video on the keto diet. It's basically keeping your carbs low, so no bread or pasta, pizza, or anything like that. Keeping your protein intake moderate, not too much, not too little, and keeping your fats high. They're gonna be your main food source. A diet like this essentially converts your body from using glucose or carbs as your body's main energy source and swaps it over to using fat instead. People mainly do this to lose weight.
What is intermittent fasting? Basically starving yourself for the majority of the day and fitting all of your calories within a very small time period. Sometimes people even go without eating for multiple days in a week by choice. Have a save money and don't spend it. I would tell you to start making coffee at home instead of eating books, or to start cooking your meals instead of buying McDonald's six days a week. But everyone is different, and some people can't live without their daily Big Mac.
First, start with things the least important to you but are still costing you money, and try to slowly phase them out. I would recommend just tracking your money for a month and seeing where it's all going.
How to make money online? Whatever you do, do not start a YouTube channel. Things are fine and dandy and wonderful, and you upload a video that you think is going to do really well, and then you get hit with the big yellow [Music]. No, but really, please keep watching my videos; you're literally paying my rent. Build a brand around something you enjoy, and the money will come to you. Just know how to use social media, and you should be set.
What is a Boomer? Only a Boomer would be googling this one. Will I die? A Boomer probably googled this one anyway. You get about 79 years on this planet called Earth, so do the math yourself. Did you know sharks kill about 40 people a year? It's kind of shocking, but then you realize that humans kill about 110 million sharks a year, and then everything seems normal again.
Who is Keanu Reeves? Do you, are they serious? Do I have to answer this? A Matrix 4 and John Wick 4 released on the same day, May 21st, 2020. Speaking of movies, what does Avengers: Endgame? Okay, this movie was sick. Avengers: Endgame is now the highest-grossing film of all time. In just five days after releasing, the film had already brought in over 1 billion dollars in revenue. In three weeks it had made over two and a half billion.
How do you get rid of hiccups? A lot of times hiccups seem to start and stop for no reason at all. Usually, it's because you're eating too fast or taking certain medicine. They usually go away pretty fast, but sometimes they don't. An American man named Charles Osbourne had hiccups for over 68 years. He was estimated to have hiccups over 430 million times in a row. I lose my mind after having them for like 20 minutes, so living an entire life with them is personally a life not worth living. Hiccups are pretty much just your diaphragm spasming...