Podcasts have gone too far..

Can guess how many podcasts there are in the world? I listen to two. Too many, that's what it is. Too many? Yes, everyone has a podcast!

K: True. There's 3.2 million podcasts in case anyone is wondering.

What? No, no way!

Yeah, 3.2 million podcasts. I told you, too many podcasts. Your grandma's got a podcast, your janitor's got a podcast. Janitor talk with Grandma. Every niche, every interest you can think of—a podcast. And it leads to beautiful moments, like this one.

K: In this world, literally, you live once. Like, you've only got one opportunity in this world. I think that you know what I'm saying. Like, you've only got one opportunity. As soon as you're off this planet, you're off. Like, every single day, take it as it comes. Like, just literally—literally, Ken, you get one life. It's not like a video game; you could just get another life.

M: Believe this, K. Literally, literally, you die. If you die, you die. It's like game over. It doesn't even say game. I bet it doesn't even do that afterwards.

Oh, that's what I was thinking right there. That comment—boys discovering YOLO. Everyone has this microphone as well. Like, there's a bunch of boys buying sure microphones. But like literally, we're a podcast now. We now have a podcast! Literally, literally, people listen to us.

It seems like the concept of podcast on a production value level is like, "Let's go sit in a very comfortable-looking room and across from each other with multiple cameras." 'Cause you gotta have camera angles, yeah. And let's talk about life, you know? Wear your expensive watches and have your Gucci bag out or whatever that is. And discover the obvious things in life, like that if you die, that you're dead forever.

Well, it keeps going! Actually, I still believe there's an afterlife though, boys. I could shut about this for ages.

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This is funny 'cause, like, clearly people aren't that interesting. Not everyone is interesting enough to have a podcast—that's true. I think probably no one is that interesting to have a podcast now that I mention it.

But now, you know, podcasting is becoming more of a... it's affecting society, politics. I don't know if you saw the man who went on Joe Rogan.

Oh yeah, yeah, and this got 51 million views!

Jesus, crazy! I assume you didn't watch it.

No, no, I didn't. It's funny to me because the other one, Kamala, she had a podcast as well. She's like, "Oh, you went Joe Rogan? Well, I'm going to go on the feminine podcast." And it didn't even break a million.

A call her daddy?

Nice! Yeah, yeah, that's the biggest F of broadcast. Apparently, it didn't break a... didn't break a million? How the did that happen?

Yeah, yeah, well apparently—I don't know if this is true—but apparently she didn't want to go to her set, so they rebuilt a set where she... yeah. Did you hear about this?

I heard this. Yeah, I don't know if it's true, but apparently it cost 100,000 to build this. They had to rebuild a set.

Yeah, and they didn't even break a million. How does it cost 100,000 to build this? What? Come on! Someone was like, "Oh yeah, I can do that. It's going to cost..."

Oh man, boy, it's going to go—say though, she's running for president! Well, well, well, that table right there is usually 100 bucks, but for you, 10,000! Golden chairs off Amazon—usually 25 bucks! No, no, no, 2,500 at least!

Can they just have done a different studio? I don't know why this bothers me so much. It's too much. It's like, why? Really? Just the studio is not the selling point. They didn't need to recreate the studio.

No, they did not need to do that. It's hilarious.

Going back on Joe—Joey Joe! I don't know if you ever listened to him. Have you listened to Joe Rogan?

I— I lied at the beginning. I don't listen to any podcasts at all. I have no horse in this race. I had this epiphany—I'm like, "Oh, he's like the biggest podcast." I never actually listened to him. So I listened to an episode. I'm like, "Oh, he's actually respectfully very dumb."

So there's this compilation of him not—he's a comedian—but there's a compilation of him not understanding jokes, and it's really funny.

Joe, you were great on Friends!

I wasn't on Friends, that's a [Music] joke.

My favorite one is this clip—he's talking about the wigs that they used to wear, like those white eloquent little wigs back in their... yeah, court used to wear.

Oh yeah, yeah.

That all came from a pair of rich nobles. Where were they again? In France?

Wiggers, I think they called them?

No, wiggers are white people that wish they were black!

It's the aliens!

Thank you for explaining. That's a different thing!

Incredible! See, this is a lot where he, communist, will make a joke, and he'll just be like, "No, that's wrong."

Funny! That is factually incorrect, sir!

How could you? I guess it's obvious because, like, he brings in a lot of people that are smart. And I think that's why his podcast is... uh, interesting.

Yeah, it's very guest-based, right? Like, you have high-class guests and you get the views.

Yeah, it's clearly working for him. But it also shows just how dumb he is. I saw some meme where it kind of just showed him as a caveman, and then he'd bring in like a scientist and be like, "You explain—explain fire now! Explain how it works!" And that's kind of it summarized.

But yeah, I just thought it was funny. I think the whole concept of podcasts now is interesting because, you know, podcasts, they're audio. So you're just listening to the audio. But they're like so video-based now.

Yeah, they're all video now!

Yeah, it's not... we were ahead of our time!

Keep calling you, yes, this is me—your child! I call Edgar Bean!

Yeah, it's almost like they've replaced... I don't know, it's like YouTube's replacing television. But then there's like a spot for like news, interviews, and like journalism.

It almost kind of feels like podcasts have... yeah, maybe it's just the new version of radio. Maybe that's what it is.

I'm trying... trying to say you're sounding like these idiots now, Ken. What, are you ruining this whole thing?

Oh, sorry! I just think it's weird actually.

Ed, podcasts are replacing radio!

No, yeah, but I mean that's the audio! But now it's video!

Oh, that's—that's the part that's so weird to me. Because like even what we're doing right now, making this video for YouTube, if we just did it for an hour and a half, it would be a podcast.

Yeah, there's no... what's the difference? Why call it a podcast? There's literally no difference!

Yeah, that's a good point. I do think... sorry, that's what I was trying to get to. It took me too long. I... I clowned on you. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry! Here's another example of oversaturated sh with podcasts. My married friends told me that when you get married, your husband or your wife or whoever you're marrying—when you get married, your partner actually becomes your immediate family.

Holy... no way! Is that why you change names as well, or is that just like... I thought it was just a random coincidence.

She's explaining it like, "Oh my god, did you know?" Yeah, it's almost like your mom and your dad are your family, you know? Crazy.

You're right! It's the way she delivers it that makes it so good.

Guys, a friend told me this! You're not going to believe it!

I kind of enjoy becoming an old man, especially an old man content creator because you get to see all the up-and-coming young'uns making their videos and making all the same mistakes that everyone else has already made. But then they have epiphanies like this, and they're like, "I need to record this! I need to post this on everything!" And you're just like, "Yes, go right ahead! Yes, tell me about family!"

I love my mom! I want her to come!

I don't know if this is weird to say, but I want my mom to have flawless experiences. Like, I want you to have that, and I want you to have... I'm just a... all right, let's W back in history real quick!

Felix on the Broken Podcast, you know, we're sitting there...

I never said anything like that!

What the...

Felix! Felix, I really... I just want you to have satisfying sexual experiences. I want you to cum buckets! I just want you to SP your load—massive amounts— as much as you possibly can!

I want that for you, buddy, because I love you!

H: That's love right there! Thanks, bro! I hope you cum buckets next time, bro! [ __ ]!

No, all of this reminds me of this clip that I remember from a TV show called Nathan for You. I think it's called. Have you seen that show?

No, I don't think so!

It's the best show ever! It's seriously so funny! This guy is always in character no matter what! I never ever seen a br character, but I think this is as close as I've ever seen a character 'cause someone out-weirds him, and I don't know if it's intentional or enough.

It reminds me of the podcast of people saying wouldn’t redeem the rebate, right?

But really, in the end, what I realized is that more important than any of this is friendship!

Oh, that's right! And doing this, I made some very good friends. Ray Primis was one of them.

Who? R Primis?

Oh, he was willing to drink pee-pee!

Yeah, really, whose pee?

No! Just anyone's pee! Anyone's pee! He says there's no germs!

Oh, maybe they can drink my grandson's pee; it's very clean!

Huh?

Yeah, sorry, what?

Why? Because it's clean?

Why PR? My pee or your pee?

Promoting your grandson's pee?

I am promoting because grandson's pee sometimes helps! It's really helps! Have you heard about this?

You drank?

No! Why? I was scared!

What do you mean you were scared?

Yeah, sometimes you're scared for something.

What, you talking about accident or something?

You drink the grandson's pee, and it's going to help you!

Ah, okay! I don't understand! Why does it help you if you drink your grandson's pee?

That's what they say!

Who says that?

My grandma!

Your grandma?

Time ago!

Yeah, you drink your grandson's pee if you get scared!

Not grandsons! Any little kid! Any little kid!

Okay, over age of five because before—over age of five, it's... it's... oh, it's terrible! No good! After that, I'm serious about it!

But why?

Yeah, if you're scared!

Yeah, you're scared, Ken! Just drink your grandson's pee!

Somebody get Chris Hansen on the phone! I don't know what's going on here!

Hold on a second! This is like the podcast thing where, like, people, if you give them enough time to talk, they'll say like this, and it's like, "No, I don't want to hear about it!"

This one was funny though! This summarizes it for me!

Jesus, there's even like that early 2000s humor that like the people who just try to say too much to make people uncomfortable for a laugh. I hate that!

Okay, well I think he's being genuine, and that's why this is so...

You think it's being genuine?

Yeah!

Yes, just drink your grandson's pee! What's the problem, K?

I don't know, I can think of a few. But if you're scared—only if you're scared!

Only if you're scared, right?

Oh, there's something under my bed! Does that mean he keeps it?

You know what? I don't want to think about it!

I thought he's about to turn around and pick something up the way he did that, but then got a picture, and I was like, okay, once a we...

I found this clip of KSI sharing the fact that he doesn't shower, which is also just one of those like...

No, no, no! Hear me out!

No, no! Shut up! Vic!

I don't like showering! I think it's just boring!

Do you like baths?

No!

Put music on in the shower?

No! But like, the idea of having to clean myself every time... like every day, bro!

I literally train, what, twice a day every day? And I have to shower twice?

God, I... I four or five times a day! But it's just outrageous!

Wait, so he showers once a week?

It's like if you just didn't have a podcast, no one would know about it! Just don't! Just don't talk about it!

I'm just thinking about like the reality of the situation, so is he just like sitting around stinking all the time?

He must, clearly, if he works out twice a day! But since he's KSI, and everyone around him is just like, "Yeah, man!"

Yes! Cool!

Yeah! Oh man, I can't wait!

Half—oh no, no! Half five!

Yeah!

What's your protocol on telling people if they stink? 'Cause mine is I 100% have every right to tell them. But I understand society doesn't allow me to tell people! Have you not had this problem before?

Oh yeah, yeah! I mean, everyone's had the problem where someone just got some bad B.O. and that body odor going on, you know?

You're like, "I'm probably weirdly self-conscious about if I smell!"

It's always in the back of my mind, like if I can tell that something smells, I get super paranoid! And I think, "Oh, is it me? What did I do? Is it me?"

And then I want to get it out in the open so it's not just weird for the other person 'cause sometimes you happen to smell, and it happens for whatever reason.

Okay, I'm not like K; I shower!

But sometimes you smell, and I'd rather be it out there and be like, "Okay, H, sorry! I think I smell a little bit. Whoopsie!”

But then what happened? What I realized afterward is like I come back home, I ask my say, "Do I smell?" and she's like, "No."

And like, they're the ones that smell! And I made a point to say that I smell! And they just accepted it! That was their chance to be like, "No, I think it's me!" but they said nothing!

How can they do this? And they do the betrayal! They let you take all the blame! They knew they stunk!

They knew!

'Cause I watch videos about people's how to tell people that they smell, and the person—they always say—the experts! I've reached the experts, and they said they know they out, so there's no point in telling them!

I wonder... I always wonder if it's kind of like, you know, when you go to the toilet and you gotta take a massive slam, right?

M: You know, of course, it's stinks in there! But you don't really notice it because you're the one that's just sitting in it!

And you know, you kind of...

Oh, I know! I know!

But then you leave, and you come like, you know, are you going when someone else just finished and you're like, "Oh!" It hits you a lot harder!

I wonder if that's the same thing for like body odor, if they're like...

That's a good point!

Now, this is the kind of discussions that truly should be discussed on podcasts, Ken!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

When you out, we're fancy right now, yes!

No! I think everyone else's poop just smells worse! It's just 'cause it's not yours!

You know, if it was yours, it'd be different!

Okay, I have a follow-up question, Ken. Okay, CU, we're on the podcast trailer. What's your protocol on pooping in someone else's house? 'Cause to me, it's 100% legal!

Yeah, I mean, if you got to poop, you got to poop!

That's— you got to! You got to poop!

Exactly! It's natural! You got to do it!

If I want people—I want to cultivate a safe space in my home where people feel comfortable to poop in my house!

But I can tell they hold it in sometimes! And I'm like, "Why did you do that? Just let it rip!"

It's that poop anxiety, you know? Go in there and blow it up! You know?

But you have some manners still though when you go in there, you know? You poop, you go! You give it some extra flushes, you know? You don't let it just sit in the water and just stink up the whole house!

You know, you go flush as you go!

Of course, of course! Yeah, yeah! You gotta do that!

The same people that won't poop in your house are the ones that, like, will never use public restrooms either!

But old men—old men don't care! Use the public restroom! And that old dude sits next to you, and he can like look down! You see his like, his all-black like shoes that he's been wearing for like 80 years!

And he’ll blow you out of the whole bathroom! Just like no care in the world! And you're over there trying to be quiet!

Certain dominance in the bathroom!

It's funny how you said like old men don't care 'cause I definitely used to be self-conscious about it where it's like, I will put a little bit of paper before so you don't hear the splash!

Now, it's just like uh, it's a bonding thing! You want to make as much noise as possible so we all feel safe together!

It's like this—I make extra grunts just so everyone else feels safe!

Even hit the wall and then give it a grunt, you know?

And yeah, yeah! You both do it in unison—that gives everyone else who's having the anxiety the confidence to poop healthily!

Get it out!

Yes, we're saving lives out here, man! It's not good to hold it in!

So anyway, K doesn't shower apparently. Thanks for that info.

So, going back on podcasts again, you've probably seen there's also been like a resurgence—or not resurgence—but emergence of alpha male podcasts. I just never addressed them!

So I tried to look up like, okay, what do they actually talk about?

This is where you go to lose brain cells, but okay! Yeah, yeah! Let's see it!

How many microphones do you need? Jesus Christ! Everyone needs their own! They have their own audio tracks and everything so they can balance and everything!

Yeah, this guy asked uh... people to rate him and he just couldn't take... he couldn't take the answer!

We're rating just off physical appearance, just off beauty, okay? Same standards!

Trust me, we're not going to get hurt!

Okay, what about you over there? Go!

She rated him a two!

Two!

I would give him a nine!

Okay, what is she over there?

I would give him a ten 'cause he invited me!

All right! So again, you sound like a stupid ass!

I'm trying to figure out why you rated me a two!

Because you're not! We're not going off our interactions; we're going off beauty!

I don't like—like, I don't give a... he's light-skinned just like me, and you just gave him a nine! You gave me a two!

And you gave me a two because of the whole interaction that we've been having, right?

So do me a favor, get the up and get the out! Thank you!

Yeah, get out! Our feelings will not get hurt! D, get the [ __ ] out of here!

What a child, dude!

If you're by into the alpha male concept to begin with, you already have a fragile ego to start out with, so it's just kind of expected.

I forget that these people exist! It's so weird to me. Like, I'm so far away from it that when I watch it, I'm like, "Woah! They sound like 12-year-olds!"

It's crazy! It's like how do they have all these women on the podcast to begin with? Like...

What? I don't know how that happened!

I think the microphone and the whole studio thing is like part of it! Like yes, it's a real podcast that real people listen to for sure!

Well, I can already tell they don't know what they're doing because they have the sound dampening foam all over every wall in here!

Like the cheap stuff from Amazon! It's all over the place!

That's like new move number one! You see anybody that all over the place, you already know that they either you're doing it for the looks, or you have no idea what you're doing!

It's soundproofing!

No, you wouldn't do it like that! It's just that everyone did it for a while, and I'm like, "I guess this is how you do it?"

Yeah! Even early on, I did it too, and then I learned it's like, "Oh, there's actually like a science to this!"

You don't just supposed to put it on your entire wall!

The only Alpha thing that the young men out there need to know is that, girl men don't need to identify with being an alph!

You grow, man! You do what you want! Be a man! Who cares what other people think!

Advice from Cinnamon Toast Ken!

Sigma! Sigma! How many of these Sigma strong guys are so cool?

Bring women on podcasts and be rude to them 'cause so epic!

How? Who's listening to this? I don't get it!

And they're like a demographic for that is like young impressionable men mostly, or boys!

This is more... even more embarrassing if that's the case!

All right, well that's all I got to share—podcast. I've gone too far! Thank you!

I've been enlightened! I've even more reasons not to listen or watch any podcasts now! Thank you!

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