iPhone 4 is for LOSERS? -- Wackygamer
Today was Thursday. We're recording this Thursday, June 2nd. Exciting part: iPhone 4 launch!
That's not exciting. I went 7:00 a.m. this morning. You're pathetic!
No, I'm not. What the point of getting iPhone 4? Ione, what's what's what's different with the retinal display? What's different than iPhone 3? What's the difference between iPhone 4 and 3?
The display is awesome!
No, no, that's not a difference. Okay, you actually want to know the difference? So, I had a 3G, mhm. Since then, there's been a 3Gs, but the display is a lot better. You can read the text way easier.
Oh, because that's been such a problem! Jeff, I remember you've been calling me up in the middle of the night like, "Adam, I'm calling you on my iPhone, but I wish I could read the text!"
No, wait a minute, that never happened! It was fine. It is fine! The reason I bought the new one, mhm, the video camera.
The video? The iPhone 3 didn't have a video camera! 3G did not have a video camera; it had a static camera but no video. No video! So that's one improvement.
Yeah, and for comedy, you know, it's sometimes helpful to just have someone record yourself.
All right, I guess I can see that. Otherwise, I would have stuck with my old one. Honestly, I'll say this: an entire city block full of people all needing a phone that also takes video?
No, most of those people are just getting to whack off too!
Yeah, it's just at home. I don't get it! I don't get it! It's like, for me, if somebody's going to put out something new, a new version of something, it better be incredibly different than the other!
It was incredibly different!
No, it has a camera! It's got a metal edge! I the metal edge? See all this metal edge? You know, it's just... it's a retinal display. You know what it reminds me of? A front and a back-facing camera.
You know what it reminds me of? Hold on, let me show the viewers: GI Joe! I took GI Joe or Ninja Turtles. The fact that every couple of months they'd come out with a new GI Joe or a new Ninja Turtle that didn't look really anything different than one of the other ones except it was like one of the GI Joe's painted somewhat differently.
Or one of the Ninja Turtles? It's like, oh, well, instead of a turtle, these are ninja frogs! They're Samurai frogs!
It's kind of like Transformers and goots. Yes, it's garbage! But instead of costing $5.95, they have to beg your mom for it to cost $200!
$200? This was $300!
$300? How much did your camera cost? We're using a camera right here. How much did that cost?
A grand.
A grand? That is a nice camera!
It is a nice camera! That ruined my whole grand scheme that he was trying to pull off! But still, still, point is I don't think the new iPhone is worth it!
It's totally worth it! Adam's dumb!
I don't think it's worth it, man! And this is why Adam's a bad nerd!
No, you're a horrible nerd!
No, yeah, you like it! I'm a nerd! I'm a horrible nerd because I have the ability to understand the gimmicks that people are...
This is not a gimmick! This is an awesome device!
It has a camera! That's the only difference!
But if you hadn't bought a phone, why not get an iPhone?
Well, okay, okay, you're right! If I had to buy a phone...
Did you? So you didn't have a phone? You only had your landline before the iPhone came out?
Yeah, dude!
No, you had an iPhone!
All I had was a telegraph machine!
He had an iPhone! Which was really inconvenient!
He had an iPhone this morning when he went to the Apple Store to buy a new iPhone! And you know what? The Apple employees were crying for me! They were all like, "Poor baby, look at your little 3G! How sad!"
Whatever! It's just sad, dud! I might as well have gone in cowboy gear!
What? They looked at me like, "I'm coming out with a new product! Am America!"
It's called The Rock! Can't even say America! The Rock! And next year I'm coming out with a brand new one! It's called Rock 2.0 and it's shiny!
Yeah, there you go! Spend $500 on me! It's got to have multitasking and folders even though that was just an OS upgrade!
But you know, whatever! Whatever, whatever!
He doesn't even know! It's kind of funny!
Whatever! I don't care! [Music]