Justin Bieber: GAME TRAILER (Parody)

less than 1m read

·Nov 10, 2024

Are you looking for a game that will make you feel smart and pretty? Well, look no further!

Introducing the Justin Bieber Arcade! Explore 14 fun worlds and collect power-ups that make Justin Bieber stronger, like the Glitter Puppy, the Cupcake, and the Dildo Unicorn. But don't touch those yucky cooties, and kill the evil Puberties! If they touch you, you'll turn into a man! Oh no!

As you progress through the game, you can add new friends to your party, like Nick Jonas. But be careful, because Nick has diabetes, and you are really sweet. There's even a super surprise boss at the end—it's Usher! "Your fame has surpassed my own, and for that, you must die!" Also, your initials backwards are BJ.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your copy of Justin Bieber Arcade today from Game Slop and get a free copy of Kesha Rock Band! Rated PFR for all.

Alright, sorry, I was emailing my mom. Happy Fake Trailer Tuesday, everybody! I hope you like the trailer you just saw, and I hope you're not disappointed to know that it's fake and that the Bieber game’s probably never going to really be made.

But it's okay! Because if you have any ideas for game trailers you would like to see, that you think would never be made, I'll make them! Leave your ideas in the comments or leave them on our Facebook page, and I'll try to make it by Tuesday if I like your idea.

Thanks a lot, guys! And, um, you know, be sure to subscribe and all that kind of [Music] stuff.

Some Say This Goliath Fish, Once Overfished, Is Now a Nuisance | National Geographic

Journey Into Old Havana's Vibrant History | National Geographic

View All

Contaminate | Vocabulary | Khan Academy

Careful wordsmiths, mind where you step. This word’s been contaminated. Yes, contaminate! It’s a verb; it means to make something dirty or unsafe. You can think of it as another word for “pollute,” but it can also mean something’s been added that shouldn’…

Worked example: convergent geometric series | Series | AP Calculus BC | Khan Academy

Let’s get some practice taking sums of infinite geometric series. So, we have one over here, and just to make sure that we’re dealing with the geometric series, let’s make sure we have a common ratio. So, let’s see: to go from the first term to the seco…

The Lost Colony of Roanoke - background and first attempts

Hello Kim. Hey David! So let’s talk about the lost colony at Roanoke. This is something I’ve been learning a lot about lately, and I think it’s really interesting. You know, we often think about this just in terms of the spookiness of there’s this colony…

Peter Lynch’s Warning for the 2023 Recession

All right, I’m Becky Quick. I’m Andrew Sorkin. We’re going to Legendary investor Peter Lynch. He’s with us. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Okay, it’s happening! Everybody stay calm! What’s your procedure? [Applause] By what you know is what Peter taug…

This is why we can't have nice things

This is a video about things like cars, phones, and light bulbs and an actual conspiracy that made them worse. This video was sponsored by NordVPN, more about them at the end of the video. I am outside Livermore Fire Station, number six. And in here, they…

THE AMERICAN DREAM 🇺🇸 IS NO LONGER ATTAINABLE?

So many young Americans feel that the American dream is unattainable. You’ve got to remember these young people, this cohort of individuals, men and women, never lived in a time of rising interest rates or inflation. Obviously, these are great cycles, but…

Justin Bieber: GAME TRAILER (Parody)

More Articles