Justin Bieber: GAME TRAILER (Parody)

less than 1m read

·Nov 10, 2024

Are you looking for a game that will make you feel smart and pretty? Well, look no further!

Introducing the Justin Bieber Arcade! Explore 14 fun worlds and collect power-ups that make Justin Bieber stronger, like the Glitter Puppy, the Cupcake, and the Dildo Unicorn. But don't touch those yucky cooties, and kill the evil Puberties! If they touch you, you'll turn into a man! Oh no!

As you progress through the game, you can add new friends to your party, like Nick Jonas. But be careful, because Nick has diabetes, and you are really sweet. There's even a super surprise boss at the end—it's Usher! "Your fame has surpassed my own, and for that, you must die!" Also, your initials backwards are BJ.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your copy of Justin Bieber Arcade today from Game Slop and get a free copy of Kesha Rock Band! Rated PFR for all.

Alright, sorry, I was emailing my mom. Happy Fake Trailer Tuesday, everybody! I hope you like the trailer you just saw, and I hope you're not disappointed to know that it's fake and that the Bieber game’s probably never going to really be made.

But it's okay! Because if you have any ideas for game trailers you would like to see, that you think would never be made, I'll make them! Leave your ideas in the comments or leave them on our Facebook page, and I'll try to make it by Tuesday if I like your idea.

Thanks a lot, guys! And, um, you know, be sure to subscribe and all that kind of [Music] stuff.

Example: Comparing distributions | AP Statistics | Khan Academy

O'Leary Ventures President Talks Mortgages, Wines and Bags of Cash!

View All

Writing standard equation of a circle | Mathematics II | High School Math | Khan Academy

[Voiceover] So we have a circle here and they specified some points for us. This little orangeish, or, I guess, maroonish-red point right over here is the center of the circle, and then this blue point is a point that happens to sit on the circle. And s…

15 Ways You Always Sound Smart

Ever been to a family dinner and there’s that cousin that makes rocket science look like making pancakes? Or maybe you’re at a get-together and you find yourself talking to someone who oozes intelligence. Or you find your crush happens to be a chemistry m…

Why Should We Go to Mars? | MARS

[Music] The reason humans should go to Mars is because we’re human. I mean, we are an exploring species. It’s what’s made us the dominant species on this planet. If we only lived in one little plot of land on Earth and we never went anywhere, I would say,…

Kinetic energy | Energy | Middle school physics | Khan Academy

Hello everyone! Let’s talk about kinetic energy. Now, “kinetic” might be an unfamiliar word, but it just comes from a Greek word that means “of motion.” So, kinetic energy is energy from motion. Any massive object that is in motion then has kinetic energy…

Khanmigo: Teacher Activities Overview

This is Kigo, an AI-powered guide designed to help all students learn. Kigo is not just for students, though; teachers can use Kigo too. In fact, when teachers access Kigo, their device will transform into the teaching assistant they’ve always wanted. Le…

How To Unmask The Narcissist's Double Life | STOICISM

Have you ever felt like someone could see right through you, tapping into your deepest fears and desires, and manipulating them to their own advantage? Imagine living in a world where your very emotions are the plaything of a master illusionist, someone w…

Justin Bieber: GAME TRAILER (Parody)

More Articles