Justin Bieber: GAME TRAILER (Parody)

less than 1m read

·Nov 10, 2024

Are you looking for a game that will make you feel smart and pretty? Well, look no further!

Introducing the Justin Bieber Arcade! Explore 14 fun worlds and collect power-ups that make Justin Bieber stronger, like the Glitter Puppy, the Cupcake, and the Dildo Unicorn. But don't touch those yucky cooties, and kill the evil Puberties! If they touch you, you'll turn into a man! Oh no!

As you progress through the game, you can add new friends to your party, like Nick Jonas. But be careful, because Nick has diabetes, and you are really sweet. There's even a super surprise boss at the end—it's Usher! "Your fame has surpassed my own, and for that, you must die!" Also, your initials backwards are BJ.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your copy of Justin Bieber Arcade today from Game Slop and get a free copy of Kesha Rock Band! Rated PFR for all.

Alright, sorry, I was emailing my mom. Happy Fake Trailer Tuesday, everybody! I hope you like the trailer you just saw, and I hope you're not disappointed to know that it's fake and that the Bieber game’s probably never going to really be made.

But it's okay! Because if you have any ideas for game trailers you would like to see, that you think would never be made, I'll make them! Leave your ideas in the comments or leave them on our Facebook page, and I'll try to make it by Tuesday if I like your idea.

Thanks a lot, guys! And, um, you know, be sure to subscribe and all that kind of [Music] stuff.

How I made $136,474.43 in 30 days as a Real Estate Agent

Advice for Young Adults in Their 20s

View All

Worked example: alternating series | Series | AP Calculus BC | Khan Academy

What are all positive values of P such that the series converges? So let’s see, we have the sum from n equal 1 to infinity of ((-1)^{n + 1} \frac{p}{6^{n}}). There’s a couple of things that might jump out at you. This ((-1)^{n + 1}) as (n) goes from 1 t…

Endangered Penguins of South Africa - 360 | National Geographic

We now have approximately 2% of the historical natural population of African penguins. That’s the population that was recorded in the late 1800s. There have been several threats to penguins: egg collection, people collecting them, and more recently, the m…

I Asked An Actual Apollo Engineer to Explain the Saturn 5 Rocket - Smarter Every Day 280

THREE TWO ONE ZERO. All engine running. Lift-off! We have a lift-off! 32 minutes past the hour, lift-off on Apollo 11, tower clear. The Saturn V rocket is one of the most amazing vehicles ever created by humans, and if you could have ONE person explain th…

That versus which | The parts of speech | Grammar | Khan Academy

Hello, Garans. We’re going to talk about that versus witch, but I would like to start off by saying that in the study of grammar, there’s basically this long ongoing fight between two camps. It’s between the prescriptivists, who believe that language has…

Why This Is The Perfect Time To Start A Startup

Okay, so we’re going to be doing the light cone podcast on stage at Start School East. What do you guys want to talk about? I’m just kind of imagining what these Founders want. Like they traveled here on a bus for hours. The headline topic is why this is …

The Mind-Blowing Machines that Stamp Millions of Metal Parts - Smarter Every Day 288

That was the moment when you could see everything and understand what’s happening. It’s a hard manufacturing process to describe. I’ve tried to describe it to people in five minutes or less and you just can’t. You can’t. Hey, it’s me, Destin, and welcome…

Justin Bieber: GAME TRAILER (Parody)

More Articles