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WIN Videogames BY KISSING??!! And 10 More Awesome FLASH GAMES.


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·Nov 10, 2024

[Music] Yesterday, everyone was talking about a new game controlled by kissy. One person has a magnet stuck on their tongue, and the position and speed of their tongue controls the direction and speed of a bowling ball. But until and if that game hits stores, let's wait it out with 10 interactive things that you can play right now.

In the description, Meaty Boner is a game where you're a skeleton who throws your skull to stun and then you punch stuff out. You throw your skull again to eat it up and literally put meat on your bones. By the way, you can collect power-ups like fire, which does—well, it does this flaming boner. The silly names don't stop there. Go check out Don't [ __ ] Your Pants, where the title is your only goal. You type directions and try your best to not make a mess in your pants.

Uh, let's try checkout Vsauce. I don't know how to checkout Vsauce. Okay, let's try fart. Dang it! Okay, but trust me though, there is a way to win. Let's add an F and play Shift. In this game, you have to press the shift key to invert the world. The black ground and white background reverse roles, so you can creatively exploit the puzzle world and reach the door.

Most of you have probably already played Mario Crossover. It's an exact copy of Super Mario Brothers, except you can play as other NES characters like Bill from Contra and even use their original weapons and moves. But look, if you want your mashups more trippy, download and install Rom Check Fail. This game is only for PC and Linux, but as you play, the world glitches out between classic arcade games and you have to just keep playing.

[Music] It was created in three weeks during an independent gaming competition. The Sagittarian is a point-and-click adventure that quizzes you on your ability to survive a zombie apocalypse, and has an even greater buzzkill. This new adventure game lets you make normal real-life decisions as if you were a low-income family, and if you can't pay rent at the end of the game, you're homeless.

This Is The Only Level is a game that contains only one level, which you have to keep playing over and over again with slightly different rules and controls each time. It starts off easy and gets weirder and weirder.

Finally, take a break from playing games and listen to music. Ishker's Guide is really old, but if you haven't used it yet, it's awesome. The website gives you a graphical flowchart of electronic music styles by decade and influence, and even lets you read about and listen to samples from each genre. I bring it up because yesterday, Jake showed me Map of Metal.com. Here you can browse, well, a map of metal, also organized by year, genre, and with an incredible amount of songs for each different style.

In the comments, let me know which exact sub-genre of music is your personal favorite. Get specific and check out all these interactive things in the description. If you do, well, come back here and let us know how well you did and let us know that you wear the pants.

Okay, I'm going to fix that picture, but until next time, thanks for watching. [Music]

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