Nerd Wars WTF 2: Snarf, Ewoks, Dr Doom, Flash, Sonic and more
Hi! Welcome to WackyGamer! Hey! Hi! Hi! Hi! I have a beard again! Yeah, weird! It's like we filmed those videos a month ago.
So today on Wacky Game, we're gonna be talking about, uh, some of your, uh, suggestions for Nerd Wars. Indeed, you guys like the format of the WTF edition, uh, so we're gonna stick with that, and we're just gonna go through a bunch of them and see what comes out of our mouths. Yay!
What kind of dirty ew? Drink! The Flash versus Sonic the Hedgehog! Flash, fastest man alive! He actually transcends time! Yeah, uh, Sonic collects rings. I say Sonic! What? Dude's got all that gold! I mean, he'll buy some weaponry to kill the Flash! Yeah, um, actually no, it's going to be the Flash! Thank you!
Yeah, all right, the Flash can just rewind time until he goes back before Sonic bought the weapons and then caps him. Sonic is beaten by a wall! The Flash can vibrate his body so much that he can go through solid matter. Yeah, so we're gonna have to go with, uh, Snarf on that one.
Next up, Snarf versus the Ewoks! Now Snarf, being the annoying guy from the Thundercats, versus an Ewok, being the annoying guy from Return of the Jedi! Yeah, um, uh, would anybody watch that? How are we defining who wins? Are we fighting? Who would win in a fight, or who would annoy people the most? You know, I don't even think that we should do it. Who wins? I want to know about the circumstances of the...
It's a fight to the death, and they both have to die! I think that's the thing. I'm going to have to give it to the Ewoks because they have spears. I've never seen Snarf carry a weapon! Snarf doesn't carry a weapon, so yeah, I guess you'd have to give it to the Ewok because the Ewok's the only one with the pointy thing.
But you'd hope that somehow they'd screw up enough to impale both of themselves. Maybe the Ewok would be dumb enough to, like, stick the spear in the ground and then they'd just both jump on it. Yeah, that would be nice! The victory! Nice for both of them! Snarf, Ungawa!
You know, well that was a good song! Next up, Shredder versus Doctor Doom! Really? Yeah, Doctor Doom is kind of an idiot. Are we talking Otto von Doom or my physician? No, we're talking about Otto von Doom.
Okay, because my doctor is kind of stupid! You have a doctor named Doctor Doom? Yeah, that’s why I went to! It's spelled with an E at the end, isn't it? It's D-O-E-M-E! It's, but it's German, so it's still not Doom.
Well, yeah! Okay, here's the thing, I know Doctor Doom and the Shredder look a little similar! Uh, the shorts are wearing metal! Yeah, they got the metal players. Now, again, for those who don't know, Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, yeah, von Doom from comic books, right?
Okay! Uh, Shredder couldn't beat some pubescent teenage turtles! And how is he going to beat Doctor Doom? He gets so upset about this! I would actually make an argument for Shredder! How are you gonna do it? Bebop and Rocksteady are gonna come along and just distract von Doom, our Doctor Doom, so much! Doctor Doom's gonna get pissed off and kill himself!
Okay, all right! I guess, uh, suicide based on, you know, annoying! How badly the TV series ruined the comic book! The TV series was awesome! The comic book was great! It is true, even though it was black and white, it was really, it was really good. But it was black and white! Who cares? I couldn't get past that initially! It's like, I need color! I can't imagine anything if it's just shades of gray!
Let's move on! Okay, the last one: Rorschach, Watchman! Rorschach! He's the guy with the white mask and the black patterns that move all over it, versus The Punisher! This is a comic, really good fight! This is actually a really good one! Maybe we'll do a full one, maybe not! But maybe we'll do! I could talk about this forever!
Who do you think, Jeff? Who do you think? See, I know more Rorschach than Punisher, so I would have to side with Rorschach, only because I go with what I know. Yeah, um, but Rorschach, I think, is in my mind a little crazier, a little more unstable, and more likely to pull something out of his ass than that Punisher!
Punisher just seems to work on rage, where Rorschach is a little bit of like... Well, yeah! The thing is, you know, Rorschach just uses what's in his environment, whereas The Punisher uses the weapons he brings to a fight and the environment! So I think really the thing is, like, where are they fighting?
Yeah, and you know, if I were to jungle, if they were fighting in the woods, I'd give it to The Punisher! Yeah, I probably would too! If they were fighting in this building, or an office building, yeah, I'd probably give it to Rorschach.
That being said, I'd want to see Rorschach win! That being said, I would just like to see somebody film that fight! I would love if somebody can make that happen out there, you know? That would be one of those epic, like, cinematic moments! Why don't they have just a Rorschach comic book?
Let's go write it! We should! Yeah, let's get out of here! Let's go check us out back again! We've got stuff against the comment videos in the comments! Thumbs up! Oh my god, Rorschach! It's gonna be awesome! Get it, man! We're gonna give... Is it copyrighted? I don't think it is! All right, good!