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WEIRDEST TAN LINES EVER! IMG! #24


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·Nov 10, 2024

I choose You Pikachu II and Conan the Snowman. It's episode 24 of IMG. Cats can be painted to look like Pikachu, and so can girls. She needs to put on this contre sweater.

Here are operating systems as Batman villains: Linux is the Penguin, Mac OS is Two-Face, and Windows is Mr. Freeze. You don't have to work hard to make Disney seem twisted, but Jeffrey Thomas did anyway. Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Snow White, and Jasmine—but where's Waldo? And better yet, where's Kratos?

Unreality made compiled Kratos invading other games: Super Mario Brothers Three, Portal, Cataclysm, Doom, and Angry Birds. Of course, the stakes are higher when the birds and pigs are your children. Ray Charles, Justin Bieber—yeah, Justin Bieber on Facebook.

Herman submitted delicious cookies. Paulina gave us the ultimate mutant Oreo, and Mahmud cooked up a turtle murder. Like us on Facebook to submit your own and see more. But here is a danger sign: hacked in real life.

And here's the world's oldest video game gift. Break, when a semi drives under a bridge with a bunch of snow on top, you get this. And when you stack stacking chairs like a ball, you win. Portal comic makes female versions of everything. They're awesome, but I'm not sure how I feel about this one.

And now, people who look like their dogs enjoy food. For the Poor is a large charity, but check out about us—leadership and the president of Food for the Poor is... I'm not kidding. Robbing my food! Postal codes in Canada are alphanumeric. British Columbia codes start with B.

And right over here, the postal code - I kid you not - is... yeah, there's a park in Seattle named after the old-fashioned saying: "By cracky, you've got it!" So the park is called Bike Rack Park. Final stickers and a tanning booth give you tan the man, but you can also be a Yankees fan.

Sport, tiny wings, the Mona Lisa, or just suck. Then cover that tan with an unfortunate t-shirt. Monopoly maturity and whatever this is got some old NES controllers hanging around. We'll turn them into an iPhone dock, a computer mouse, a wallet, or a doorbell.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all grown up, and a pair of Cheetara's. But who would win in a fight: the Turtles or the Thundercats? Sounds like a job for Nerd Wars. And to see Jeff and Adam duke it out, click here and subscribe to our gamer to keep the Vsauce family strong.

Here I am, along with Andre from Black Nerd Comedy, and we've got Valentine's Day today! I hope you guys are all having a romantic time. But I've got a question for you: where do you think people get the pink and red dyes that show up in fruit juices, strawberry yogurt, and makeup?

What do you think, Todd? Andre, where do you think we get all those red dyes that we put in our bodies and clothes? It comes from bugs! That's right—we dry and crush up the carcasses of the cochineal beetle and then pour that into yogurts and juices.

And then we make it look pretty, but then we eat it and put it on our faces. So, happy Valentine's Day! That was awkward. For more awkwardness with a girl, you can check out one of my videos right, right there—right where I'm pointing—that in the sky: butterfly in this.

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