A Wicked Tongue | Wicked Tuna

2m read

·Nov 11, 2024

[Music]

Let's go fishing! It's week five, and we've caught three fish so far. But last trip, things got a little rocky with my mates, Brad and Lance.

"Ask you one simple thing and you flip the out! This is my boat! I'm the captain! I'm the boss! And that's that!"

I don't know, man, that's just bad. In the meantime, I took care of Brad and Lance and got them paid. Now I'm just hoping to move on and get back to fishing.

"Where the hell is everybody? Guys are supposed to be here! I'm going to call Brad and see where he's at."

"Your call has been forwarded to..." He won't answer his call. Well, let's see if Lance will answer.

"Yeah, hey! Where are you? I just got down to the boat; we're ready to go at 5! Can you hear me?"

"Hey! Than, you didn't say anything to me! You should have said something like a man!"

"A man? You go way out of your way to beat my ass every day! Every single day! What do you put up with working on a boat? On top of that, you're going to back down five miles on a fish? What kind of fishing is that, dude? Why do you think Brad left? It wasn't because of the money; it's because you're..."

"How many Tunas have you caught, Lance? How many Tunas have you caught in your lifetime? You're unbelievable! You're a googan! That's all you are, dude! You're talking like that? You're a goog!"

"No, take care."

Oh, he just hung up. He just hung up! I've never experienced anything like this in my life, ever! Ever in all the years of fishing!

The only Tunas he ever caught was with me in his whole life! You just don't leave your captain high and dry; you just don't do that! But I'm not going to let this slow me down.

"I'm going to go lone wolf, baby! Let's go catch some tuna! I'm going to catch fish! You watch!"

Bitcoin: The Currency of The Internet

Was Nero the Antichrist? | The Story of God

View All

Black Holes Explained – From Birth to Death

Black holes are one of the strangest things in existence. They don’t seem to make any sense at all. Where do they come from… and what happens if you fall into one? Stars are incredibly massive collections of mostly hydrogen atoms that collapsed from enor…

The Surest Way out of Misery | Arthur Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer is infamous for his pessimistic outlook on life. He saw life on Earth as a cosmic disaster and felt that the universe would have been a better place without it. Human existence, as a whole, he compared to a prison sentence. And he also…

From Ashes to Ink | Explorer

I do tend to get tattoos pretty much when I’m either stressed out or making a big change in my life. They help relieve a lot of stress for me. There’s so many different reasons for people to get tattoos; they’ve gotten tattoos too to fit in, or they’ve go…

6 Millionaire Habits I Wish I Knew At 20

What’s up you guys, it’s Graham here. So I know a lot of people say your 20s are the most transformative and influential years of your entire life, and I have to say it, but that is absolutely a load of truth. Because looking back over my last 10 years, I…

The Perils of Downhill Cycling | Science of Stupid: Ridiculous Fails

The electric light, the telephone, the microchip. All great inventions. But for me, the most important of all was the wheel, mainly because it led to things like this. Downhill cycling. Why use two wheels when one makes you look twice as cool? But before…

The Stock Market Is About To Flip

What’s down you guys? It’s Graham here. So, as we start off the new year of 2021, we have to talk about something that’s been brought up a lot lately, especially now that the stock market is near its all-time high, and that has to do with our stock marke…

A Wicked Tongue | Wicked Tuna

More Articles