Abandoned Nuclear Weapon Facility Exploration

[Car door slams] [footsteps on gravel] Crunch. [Crunching continues] [footsteps on dried grass] Crunch, crunch. [Crunching continues] [lock unlocking] Clink. [Loud metal noises from chain] [lock unlocking] Clink. [Loud metal noises from chain] [gate creaking] Ow! [Tesla safety noises] Beep, beep, ding, ding. [Louder Tesla safety noises] Ding, ding. [Scratching of tumbles on car] [footsteps on gravel] Crunch. [Wind blowing] [door opening] Creak. [Metal hitting] Clank. [Paper flipping] Welp. I guess I need one of these. [Footsteps on gravel] [wind blowing] [car driving] [Tesla safety noises] Ding, ding. [Zipper zipping] [car door slams] [footsteps on dried grass] Crunch, crunch. [Wind blowing] [crickets chirping] [far away metal clanging sounds] [echo of birds flapping wings inside building] [echo of birds chirping inside building] Jesus f*ing Christ, this is creepy. Too many things moving around in the dark. [Crickets chirping] [door slams] [metal gate opens] Chink. [Wind blowing] Oh, is this how I would turn the power on? [Metal lever] Clank. [Straining noises] Oh, ohhh. [Low chuckle] That fuse does not want to be flipped. [Sigh] [footsteps on dried grass] Crunch. [Wind blowing] [Crickets chirping] [metal sliding open] [metal slides closed] Clank. [Metal sliding open] [metal slides closed] Clank. [Files sliding] [files flipping, pages turning] [drawer slams] [footsteps on dried grass] Crunch. Argh. Argh. God damn these tumbleweeds. [Tumbles crunching] Crunch, crunch. [Footsteps on metal] [switch flipping] Click, click. I really wish these lights worked. God, it’s freezing in here. Oh, wow. Maybe the computer will turn on. [Switch flipping] Clank. No. [Door closing loudly] Eww. I am not going through that door. Let’s get out of here. Urrgh! Oh, God. [Footsteps on gravel] Ugh. [Metal creaking] Clank. Ughhhh. Ugh. Do you think up is locked? Or is down locked? [Straining noises] [Sigh] Ohhhh. I have this very nervous feeling that the car is gonna disappear. But I still… still see her. Juuust barely on the horizon. Oh, this one looks open. Jesus Christ. Yeah. No, thank you. No, thank you, horrible spiky plant. [Metal creaking] Clank. Ugh. [Sigh] Cool. [Switch clicking loudly] Ohhh, yeah, hear that? [Click click] They don’t make switches like they used to. [Faster switch clicking noises] Yeah. When I flip a switch... [Click click] I want to know it. Ok, so down is lock- ...err down is unlocked. [Straining noises] Fk. [Kicks door] Clank, clank, clank. Is that moving? No, it’s not moving. [Heavy straining] Huh. Aww man, so close. Can’t move this one for anything. [Straining noises] Okay, maybe there’s another way in. [Tumbles crunching] [footsteps on metal stairs] Ah ho, hello. [Deep breathing] There is a way in. I’m not going to take it, though. I’m gonna pass on this little discovery. [Crow caws] [Wind blowing loudly] [Metal clanking] [Deep sigh] [Wind blowing] [footsteps on gravel] Crunch, crunch. Look, bone. Sure looks like bone. [Wind blowing] These tumbleweed are like tribble. Like a slow-motion swarm of tribble trying to knock down the fence. Sun’s getting low, but I missed a spot back here. [Wind blowing] [Eagle screech] [Eagle screech] [Eagle screech] I think she’s not very happy about me being here. [Eagle screech] Oh ho. I’ve got to go in there. Ooph. [Wind blowing] [door opens] Clunk. [Metal clanking] That’s what you want me to think. [Drawer pulling] Click, click. Yeah! [With disappointment] Oh. [Drawer opens] Clink. [Paper shuffling] [Drawer closes] Oh God, I can’t see anything down that corridor. Alright. Strategic Pride. Let’s go down there. [Slow footsteps] [With a sigh] Okay. We’re gonna stop here. [Brisk footsteps] I’m more than a little terrified of these doors locking behind me. It’s not like you can make an emergency cell phone call from an underground bunker. [Footsteps continue] If I’ve learned anything about the way these places work, this staircase should take me ... to a hole, where that top part was. [With a sigh] Yeah. If it was under there. It’s got to go up into this building. [Lock door jiggle] It’s another one of these building on tracks. Oooh. There’s a storm coming in. [Eagle screech] I really should start to skedaddle. [Slow footsteps] Because this one’s locked, I want to get in the most. Oh, sweet. [Eagle screech] [Brisk footsteps on metal stairs] There’s also these little windows to look in. Like... [Clanking noises] [Straining noises] Are these windows supposed to line up with... [Crickets chirping] [Metal banging] Clank, thud, thud. [Footsteps on gravel] [Eagle screech] Oh yes. [Metal door opening] Clank. So these three holes must match the three holes on the outside... Alright, these three holes on the outside... So what does that mean though? Like. So if I stand here, and turn right around. I’m looking at that building. I guess that thing must move off to the side? I have to figure out how this actually works. Ok, we’re really almost out of daylight. [With a sigh] Time to go. [Wind blowing, increasingly louder] Ooph. Didn’t quite make it out before the storm. [Wind blowing] It’s a little much tumbleweed. Take it down a notch. [Wind blowing] Ahhhh. Huahhh. [Wind blowing, increasingly louder] [Tesla safety noise] Ding, ding, ding. [Gate closing] Clank. [Lock locking] Click. [Wind blowing loudly] [Crickets chirping]