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How Caleb Hammer Met His Girlfriend

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·Nov 7, 2024

How did you meet your girlfriend?

Fish shop.

Fish shop?

Yeah, she was shopping for some shrimp. I was there looking for some puffer fish. She was very attractive, and I went up to her. I was like, "I like your glasses. Can I have your number?"

You went straight for the number?

I was just so nervous.

What? It worked?

What was your first text?

"Hey, I am from the fish shop. My name is Caleb. Thank you for giving me your number. I just thought you were incredibly beautiful, so I had to ask. 😊"

What's your name?

"Hi, I'm [blank]. Sorry, I was a bit awkward. I was focused on the shrimp." 🦐😅❗️💯

Wait, she sent how many emojis?

She's obsessed!

No, she was very flirty.

I don't get emojis anymore.

The more emojis that are sent, the more into you they are.

You said she was a nurse?

She's going back to school to be a physical assistant.

Not a physical assistant?

Uh, physician's assistant.

She checks out my foot.

Yeah, that's a weird thing to ask.

I don't know. I feel like you.

I've been having this probably extremely unqualified.

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