How Caleb Hammer Met His Girlfriend
How did you meet your girlfriend?
Fish shop.
Fish shop?
Yeah, she was shopping for some shrimp. I was there looking for some puffer fish. She was very attractive, and I went up to her. I was like, "I like your glasses. Can I have your number?"
You went straight for the number?
I was just so nervous.
What? It worked?
What was your first text?
"Hey, I am from the fish shop. My name is Caleb. Thank you for giving me your number. I just thought you were incredibly beautiful, so I had to ask. 😊"
What's your name?
"Hi, I'm [blank]. Sorry, I was a bit awkward. I was focused on the shrimp." 🦐😅❗️💯
Wait, she sent how many emojis?
She's obsessed!
No, she was very flirty.
I don't get emojis anymore.
The more emojis that are sent, the more into you they are.
You said she was a nurse?
She's going back to school to be a physical assistant.
Not a physical assistant?
Uh, physician's assistant.
She checks out my foot.
Yeah, that's a weird thing to ask.
I don't know. I feel like you.
I've been having this probably extremely unqualified.