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Picture of Everything? -- DONG


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·Nov 10, 2024

This website lets you create a custom message that takes up the entire page. You can then share the custom URL with friends to say something loudly, bigly. But for more things you can do online now, guys, this is DONG.

The Sound Walk is like Guitar Hero meets a side-scrolling platform meets darkness. You have to press the right keys to the beat of the music to overcome obstacles. URL shorteners are useful, but I prefer URL elongators, like this one. Enter a short, easy to remember URL and convert it into something awesome like this.

TheHumanSuitcase recommended Test Pilot, an excellent game where you have to design your vehicle, its propulsion, and even its controls. Now, every time your puny little craft fails, be sure to tab on over to the Sad Trombone, where with 1-click you can feel like a loser. If you prefer Christopher Walken's favorite noise, use MoreCowbell.dj to have cowbells automatically added to any MP3 you upload.

Now, I have yet to be totally impressed by it, but I believe in what it stands for. Dragonborn3 calmed me down with Procatinator.com. Endless giant loops of cats with fun music. And Superbanito sent me a colour matching game, where you have to find the right color and eventually move onto tasks like locating complementary colours. In Gravity Duck, you have to switch gravity's direction to stay safe.

Doing poses like these allows album artwork to extend in real life; you can check them out at SleeveFace.com. Symon is an eerie point-and-click game, where you explore your own dreams and try to understand their "doesn't quite make sense" logic. And if you prefer everything, Howard Hallis has drawn it.

Jensmalm showed me a 210 square foot picture of everything. It took years to draw and contains thousands of characters, celebrities, memes. It's got every single Pokemon, and although Howard doesn't want to be famous for this reason because he drew Waldo into it, it has become the largest "Where's Waldo?" image ever made by a man.

Oh, and here is something. MoanMyIP displays your device's Internet Protocol address while girls sensually moan it. Now, if you want weird stuff, Overthemoon206 sent me this playlist of illogically awesome comedy and art. It's not scientific or educational or anything, but it contains a lot of cool Channel 101 stuff and more.

And finally, Kevin showed me OverAnalyzers yesterday, which I promptly watched all of. A bunch of brilliant researchers sent around trying to figure out things like, "where did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get the money they used to buy pizza?" or "how could Batman and Robin have gotten dressed while sliding down a fireman's pole?"

Well, I've got a playlist of their episodes in the description, where links to everything can be found. And as always, thanks for watching. One more thing. If you're tired of your boring, simple email address, why not go to this site? For free, you can set up a new email address with what is most likely the longest possible address. For instance, I made this one. Seriously. vsauce@ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv wxyzabcdefghijk dot com.

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